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« on: May 12, 2013, 05:52:31 pm »
Sergio Garcia...now THAT'S stepping on your dick!
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2013, 07:19:39 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2013, 05:52:31 pm
Sergio Garcia...now THAT'S stepping on your dick!

I don't follow (or play) golf, but this Garcia guy strikes me as a cry baby of the highest order. He's probably a spoiled brat who is green with envy over Tiger Woods's resurgence. Pathetic.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 09:09:20 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2013, 05:52:31 pm
Sergio Garcia...now THAT'S stepping on your dick!

I get the first shot in the drink on 17, but to stay with the same club on his 3rd was unreal.  Truly like the proverbial train wreck.
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 09:10:28 am »
Quote from: Duke on May 13, 2013, 09:09:20 am
I get the first shot in the drink on 17, but to stay with the same club on his 3rd was unreal.  Truly like the proverbial train wreck.

Think his rationale was the he had to try to stick it close on the next shot, make bogey, and birdie 18 to have a chance.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 09:13:27 am »
I heard on the radio that he re-teed after the first shot, did he go to the drop zone after the second?
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 09:16:48 am »
Quote from: jbm on May 13, 2013, 09:13:27 am
I heard on the radio that he re-teed after the first shot, did he go to the drop zone after the second?

Teed it up again
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 09:28:29 am »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 13, 2013, 09:10:28 am
Think his rationale was the he had to try to stick it close on the next shot, make bogey, and birdie 18 to have a chance.

all three of his tee shots on 17 went basically the same distance.  He just pulled them further left.  Hardheadedness.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 12:03:59 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 12, 2013, 07:19:39 pm
I don't follow (or play) golf, but this Garcia guy strikes me as a cry baby of the highest order. He's probably a spoiled brat who is green with envy over Tiger Woods's resurgence. Pathetic.

Sergio after he played himself out of contention in last year's Masters:  "I'm not good enough," he said that day. "I don't have the thing I need to have. In 13 years [as a pro], I've come to the conclusion that I need to play for second or third place. I have no more options. I wasted my options. … Tell me something I can do."
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2013, 12:14:34 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 13, 2013, 09:16:48 am
Teed it up again

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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 07:30:14 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 13, 2013, 12:14:34 pm
"Gimme another ball."

We only get six balls. If you lose this one we're disqualified.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 05:28:56 pm »
The Onion weighs in on Tiger's victory:

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Tiger Woods told the assembled crowd that he struck the ball well the entire week, that since his public meltdown four years ago his life has been a debilitating morass of personal and professional struggles that often leaves him emotionally crippled, and that he made some very good putts.
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 09:16:39 am »
Oh, Sergio.  You just can't keep your mouth shut.  Fried chicken?  Really?
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 10:21:35 am »
Quote from: Bench on May 22, 2013, 09:16:39 am
Oh, Sergio.  You just can't keep your mouth shut.  Fried chicken?  Really?

I saw that.  Then I saw "in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner". Oh really?  Just what the fuck did you mean then, Little Fuzzy?
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 10:36:41 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2013, 10:21:35 am
Just what the fuck did you mean then, Little Fuzzy?

And then he tried to say he was not familiar with Fuzzy's comment.  Sergio is a waste of space.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2013, 10:40:43 am »
I think this all has something to do with BudGirl's lunch last week.
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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2013, 10:44:57 am »
Don't go blaming me.  I get enough credit for stuff already.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2013, 01:08:33 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2013, 10:21:35 am
I saw that.  Then I saw "in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner". Oh really?  Just what the fuck did you mean then, Little Fuzzy?

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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2013, 01:43:36 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2013, 10:21:35 am
I saw that.  Then I saw "in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner". Oh really?  Just what the fuck did you mean then, Little Fuzzy?
He's lying. But to be honest I have never understood the fried chicken put down in a racist way. I love fried chicken and I am as white as can be.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2013, 04:07:34 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 22, 2013, 01:43:36 pm
He's lying. But to be honest I have never understood the fried chicken put down in a racist way. I love fried chicken and I am as white as can be.

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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 05:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 22, 2013, 01:43:36 pm
He's lying. But to be honest I have never understood the fried chicken put down in a racist way. I love fried chicken and I am as white as can be.

The chicken isn't racist.  The stereotype is. 
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 11:29:12 pm »
Quote from: Bench on May 22, 2013, 05:06:24 pm
The chicken isn't racist.  The stereotype is. 
Stereotypes suck. So do racists.
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2013, 08:58:51 am »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 22, 2013, 11:29:12 pm
Stereotypes suck. So do racists.

Racial stereotypes explained, as only Stephen Colbert can.
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2013, 09:01:42 am »
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 09:17:13 am »
Maybe Tiger should break out some paella rap on Sergio.
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Re: Player's Championship
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 09:40:13 am »
Quote from: geezerdonk on May 23, 2013, 09:17:13 am
Maybe Tiger should break out some paella rap on Sergio.

Rap?  What are you tryin to say?  Why couldn't it be a paella petrarchan sonnet? 
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