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Humber DFA'd
« on: May 12, 2013, 10:38:41 am »
Finally. Edgar Gonzalez coming up.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2013, 12:13:56 pm »
Well if no one else is going to comment on this earth-shattering move, I certainly won't.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2013, 12:36:41 pm »
Well if no one else is going to comment on this earth-shattering move, I certainly won't.

I said all that I had to say in my recap of last night's game.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2013, 02:40:56 pm »
As I recall, I couldn't remember who Edgar Gonzales was during spring training.
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2013, 02:54:29 pm »
As I recall, I couldn't remember who Edgar Gonzales was during spring training.

He has limited ability. His saving grace is that he throws strikes.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2013, 03:14:54 pm »
wonder how much of the original team will be crossing the finish line on the last day of the season
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2013, 03:20:50 pm »
The coffin finally ran out of room for more nails.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2013, 03:31:13 pm »
As I recall, I couldn't remember who Edgar Gonzales was during spring training.

He's Mexican...

And before I get called a racist, just an old EG quote...

...He left after five innings with a blister in his right big toe after nobody could fix it in time between innings. He lobbied to stay in with a little motherland toughness, saying he told DeFrancesco, “I’m Mexican. I can try.”

Or, if you don't like old quotes, here's one from after the game today (via Twitter):

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronAstros
Via @dfbarron: #Astros' Edgar Gonzalez thought he was going to OKC. Volunteered to pitch. "Whatever they want me to do. I’m Mexican." #MLB
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2013, 08:00:05 pm »
He's Mexican...

And before I get called a racist, just an old EG quote...

...He left after five innings with a blister in his right big toe after nobody could fix it in time between innings. He lobbied to stay in with a little motherland toughness, saying he told DeFrancesco, “I’m Mexican. I can try.”

Or, if you don't like old quotes, here's one from after the game today (via Twitter):

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronAstros
Via @dfbarron: #Astros' Edgar Gonzalez thought he was going to OKC. Volunteered to pitch. "Whatever they want me to do. I’m Mexican." #MLB


There's a place for Gonzalez as long as it isn't a meaningful time in the game. Gonzalez throws strikes and can eat innings, but you probably won't like how they taste.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 10:47:15 am »
Wonder if this is the end of the line for Humber?

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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 11:13:08 am »
Wonder if this is the end of the line for Humber?

When you can't pitch for the worst team in baseball....

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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 11:42:40 am »
When you can't pitch for the worst team in baseball....

Ankiel got a job. There's always a worse situation. And it's usually the mets.
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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 11:55:46 am »
When you can't pitch for the worst team in baseball....

Second worst:

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/texas-rangers/post/_/id/4899192/let-the-nolan-ryan-rumors-begin

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Re: Humber DFA'd
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 12:45:02 pm »
Second worst:

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/texas-rangers/post/_/id/4899192/let-the-nolan-ryan-rumors-begin


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