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Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« on: April 08, 2013, 12:04:29 pm »
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 12:50:19 pm »
And Josh Fields goes to the DL.
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 12:57:37 pm »
And Josh Fields goes to the DL.

Fuck.

"Injuries to players with actual potential" is the only thing I wanted to avoid this year.
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 12:59:23 pm »
Fuck.

"Injuries to players with actual potential" is the only thing I wanted to avoid this year.

"Oncoming traffic" is on my list, but it's becoming a lower priority game by game.

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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 01:00:37 pm »
My Race for the Lid should not have been losses, it should have been number of roster moves.
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 01:47:27 pm »
you are in charge always time to change  could also include strike outs and scoreless innings
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 01:49:30 pm »
My Race for the Lid should not have been losses, it should have been number of roster moves.

change it on a whim.
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 01:51:52 pm »
change it on a whim.

Have you mistaken her for Jimy Williams?
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 01:52:40 pm »
change it on a whim.

and have everyone keep the number?  maybe at the end of the season, if there is no winner, I'll find a stat to match.  But it does open up tons of possibilities for next season.
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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 05:34:56 pm »
Have you mistaken her for Jimy Williams?

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Re: Clemens to pitch for the Astros
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2013, 07:56:16 am »
It. Won't. Happen. Again.

I think that's a case of mixed heretofors.
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