Author Topic: Team Sponsorship Suggestions (Read 6440 times)

Andyzipp · « **on:** March 01, 2013, 10:38:21 am »

I'm going to sponsor my son's baseball team this year, and that entitles me to put a name on the back of the shirt.

While I do need the tax write-off, and want to help out his team, I don't have a company I want to promote.

So I need suggestions. Of course Chico's Bail Bonds is my favorite, and I am considering Vandelay Industries, but I was curious to see if you freaks could come up with anything better (within the bounds of taste...it's a 12u league).

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2013, 10:44:03 am »

Initech.

Bench · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2013, 10:45:35 am »

Eagle Global Logistics

The Human Fund

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2013, 10:58:06 am »

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe Law Firm

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2013, 10:59:52 am »

Czervik Construction

MusicMan · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:10:46 am »

Lanley Monorails.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:30:40 am »

Hammond Eggs.

geezerdonk · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:44:12 am »

Rearden Steel

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:56:04 am »

Quote from: geezerdonk on March 01, 2013, 11:44:12 am

Rearden Steel

+1

Ron Brand · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:56:34 am »

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
Tyrell Corporation
Spacely Sprockets
Wayne Enterprises
Acme Corp.

Guinness · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:57:08 am »

Mr Plow!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2013, 11:59:01 am »

I had a softball team called Elvis' Doctors. We were all called Dr. Nick, wore scrubs, had a shower curtain over the dugout entrance and shook pill bottles for rallies.

subnuclear · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2013, 12:56:41 pm »

Big Freight Train

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2013, 01:03:34 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on March 01, 2013, 11:56:34 am

Tyrell Corporation

NOW you're cookin' with gas!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2013, 01:15:46 pm »

Bluth Development.

JimR · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2013, 01:16:42 pm »

my favorite law firm: The Cunning Legalists.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2013, 01:19:27 pm »

Bob Loblaw Law Blog

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2013, 01:48:08 pm »

Sweetum's Candy
Van Winkle Distillery
#baseball
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2013, 02:58:36 pm »

Great Bagwell's Beard wouldn't be a bad choice.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2013, 03:13:46 pm »

Callahan Auto Parts would be proud to participate.

As would Genco Olive Oil Co.

Bench · « **Reply #20 on:** March 01, 2013, 03:21:13 pm »

Duff Breweries

The Umbrella Corporation

Primatech Paper Co.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #21 on:** March 01, 2013, 03:58:10 pm »

Kicking Wernham Hogg Paper Company around...

Jacksonian · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:02:10 pm »

Clampett Oil

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:22:06 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 01, 2013, 11:10:46 am

Lanley Monorails.

Were you sent here by the devil?

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #24 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:22:25 pm »

Wu-Tang Financial Advisers

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #25 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:28:49 pm »

Saul Goodman & Associates

Ron Brand · « **Reply #26 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:34:17 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 01, 2013, 10:44:03 am

Initech.

Hmm.

Clark in Denver · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:47:48 pm »

Los Pollos Hermanos
New Day Co-Op

Ron Brand · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:54:33 pm »

Trees Lounge

ybbodeus · « **Reply #29 on:** March 01, 2013, 06:35:03 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 01, 2013, 10:59:52 am

Czervik Construction

That's a good bingo. I'd offer up Vandelay Industries, but they're allegedly legit now.

NeilT · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2013, 06:48:33 pm »

SpikesnStars

homer · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2013, 06:59:19 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on March 01, 2013, 06:48:33 pm

SpikesnStars

OrangeWhoopAss

ybbodeus · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2013, 07:13:30 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on March 01, 2013, 04:54:33 pm

Trees Lounge

Nice! Add the Buscemi eyes and it smells like victory.

NeilT · « **Reply #33 on:** March 01, 2013, 07:29:28 pm »

Quote from: Bench on March 01, 2013, 03:21:13 pm

Duff Breweries

Duff, apparently brewed in Germany, was sold all over Italy in December, and my daughter says it's sold all over Spain. It's apparently very popular, and just as lousy as you'd expect.

austro · « **Reply #34 on:** March 01, 2013, 08:26:11 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on March 01, 2013, 11:56:34 am

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems

Beat me to it.

austro · « **Reply #35 on:** March 01, 2013, 08:29:06 pm »

Quote from: JimR on March 01, 2013, 01:16:42 pm

my favorite law firm: The Cunning Legalists.

There was a long-lived intramural basketball team in college named The Cunning Runts. They didn't allow anybody over 6' on their team.

Taras Bulba · « **Reply #36 on:** March 01, 2013, 08:29:35 pm »

Papagayo's

PCOL2000 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 02, 2013, 11:11:19 am »

They do sell a good amount of duff in Spain. I bought one to put in the wall and a friend of mine said it was "freekin awesome". But he likes bud light so it will forever remain on the wall.

cougar · « **Reply #38 on:** March 02, 2013, 08:30:48 pm »

Chico's Bail Bonds.

Gotta stay with the classics.

Uncle Charlie · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2013, 01:05:26 am »

Nick Pappageorgio Inc.

General Admission

The Very Big Corporation of America

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2013, 07:02:05 am »

Thunder Muscle energy drink.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2013, 07:33:42 am »

Globochem

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2013, 10:05:24 am »

Average Joe's Gym

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 03, 2013, 10:25:48 am »

Top Nine has a nice baseball ring to it.

Limey · « **Reply #44 on:** March 03, 2013, 02:41:27 pm »

Quote from: austro on March 01, 2013, 08:29:06 pm

There was a long-lived intramural basketball team in college named The Cunning Runts. They didn't allow anybody over 6' on their team.

A UK TV/Radio funnyman - Kenny Everett - had an over-the-top Hollywood starlet character that he would do on his TV show. The way he told it, his original name for her - "Mary Hinge" - was nixed after the censors clocked the spoonerism. They green-lighted his alternative, however, "Cupid Stunt". As I said, that's how he told it.

Jacksonian · « **Reply #45 on:** March 03, 2013, 04:14:02 pm »

Weight Gain 3000

Beefcake!

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #46 on:** March 03, 2013, 06:12:07 pm »

Sex Panther

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #47 on:** March 03, 2013, 06:26:33 pm »

Quote from: Astros Fan in Big D on March 03, 2013, 06:12:07 pm

Sex Panther

60% of the time we win every time.

MusicMan · « **Reply #48 on:** March 03, 2013, 10:28:45 pm »

Quote from: Astros Fan in Big D on March 01, 2013, 04:22:06 pm

Were you sent here by the devil?

No, good sir, I'm on the level!

Cajun1300 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 04, 2013, 08:18:26 am »

Kruger Industrial Smoothing

strosrays · « **Reply #50 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:24:39 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on March 01, 2013, 11:59:01 am

I had a softball team called Elvis' Doctors. We were all called Dr. Nick, wore scrubs, had a shower curtain over the dugout entrance and shook pill bottles for rallies.

My team was The Swingin' Dicks. Every player had "Richard" across the back of his jersey, above his number, and this girl I knew silk-screened a bat with two baseballs up near the knob on the fronts. We kicked ass in church league slow-pitch.

Noe · « **Reply #51 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:27:36 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on March 05, 2013, 08:24:39 pm

My team was The Swingin' Dicks. Every player had "Richard" across the back of his jersey, above his number, and this girl I knew silk-screened a bat with two baseballs up near the knob on the fronts. We kicked ass in church league slow-pitch.

I once played in a softball league. Once. One team was named Master Batters. No sure who sponsored them though.

strosrays · « **Reply #52 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:30:32 pm »

One year one of our opposing teams - again in a church league - was called The Oral Roberts Waist-High Revival. Good team, too.

Author Topic: Team Sponsorship Suggestions (Read 6440 times)

Andyzipp

Guinness

Andyzipp

strosrays

Noe

strosrays