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Texans vs Bills
« on: November 04, 2012, 12:09:56 pm »
So, excellent field position, can't do shit, then 2 penalties on the punt?  After the bye week?  Total lack of focus......
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 01:15:15 pm »
And you're surprised? Probably not.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 01:15:39 pm »
There's no damn reason to still be in a game with this team at halftime.
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 01:21:56 pm »
Schaub looks like absolute shit today.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 01:29:53 pm »
Did someone remind Kubiak that this wasn't a bye week?  They haven't been this unprepared to play football since about week 4 last year.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 01:31:02 pm »
There's no damn reason to still be in a game with this team at halftime.

They're damn lucky to not be down by two touchdowns at the half.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2012, 01:37:13 pm »
And you're surprised? Probably not.

Nope. Just venting the obvious.....
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2012, 01:50:28 pm »
My hope is that the defense played plain vanilla in the first half so as not to give Buffalo anything to adjust to at halftime. And that they'll then dial up the pressure in the second half.

Kubiak vs. Gailey does seem like a battle of mental midgets.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2012, 03:18:48 pm »
Another W.  Hard to complain about 7-1.

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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2012, 03:22:01 pm »
Another W.  Hard to complain about 7-1.
Not that our experts won't try.
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2012, 03:26:21 pm »
That was an extremely sloppy game. I hope that they'll take the Bears more seriously.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2012, 04:21:28 pm »
Officials are not covering themselves with glory here in the PIT-NYG game.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2012, 07:04:22 pm »
Not that our experts won't try.

It's quite funny, actually.
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Re: Texans vs Bills
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2012, 07:19:52 pm »
No such thing as an ugly win in the NFL (out an ugly cover for that matter)
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