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« on: October 22, 2012, 05:28:03 pm »
Fuck the Jakes.
Fuck the Mole.
Fuck Necktat.
Fuck the Tanked Commander, Reacharound Edmonds and David Shitstain, wherever they are.
Fuck the BFiBs.

I don't know about you, but tonight I am a Giants fan.

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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2012, 05:31:42 pm »
+1
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2012, 06:05:33 pm »
I'm really starting to hate this Kozma fellow. 
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 06:10:55 pm »
I don't know about you, but tonight I am a Giants fan.

Tonight, we are all Giants.

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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 06:50:37 pm »
well said..pence on the ws stage..wonder what the commentators would say bout him
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 06:56:33 pm »
Can the Tigers pitchers throw a slider? Then I have a pretty good idea what they would say, over and over.
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Re: FTJ
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 07:03:52 pm »
What a great night to be in San Francisco.
I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night.

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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 07:10:08 pm »
What a great night to be in San Francisco.

That's true virtually every night! Fuck the Jakes!
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization. Agnes Rupellier

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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 10:53:52 pm »
That was very satisfying.
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 11:12:10 pm »
I tell you, my powers of jinxousity are indeed more powerful than any weapon made by man!

Y'all can thank me now.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2012, 11:15:05 pm by Noe in Austin »

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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 08:21:05 am »
They Might Be NL Champions
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 09:18:19 am »
They Might Be NL Champions

Chris Berman?  Is that you?
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 09:27:26 am »
Chris Berman?  Is that you?

Them's fightin words.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 09:34:45 am »
Chris Berman?  Is that you?

Nope, about 7 too few chins.
Grab another Coke and let's die