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Texans vs Dolphins
« on: September 09, 2012, 12:18:53 pm »
First Kubiak challenge of the season. Looks like a losing challenge to me.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2012, 12:46:21 pm »
Quote from: austro on September 09, 2012, 12:18:53 pm
First Kubiak challenge of the season. Looks like a losing challenge to me.

Of course. Texans look like shit so far, luckily the Dolphins aren't very good.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2012, 12:49:12 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 12:46:21 pm
Of course. Texans look like shit so far, luckily the Dolphins aren't very good.

They've been reading all of those articles about how good they're supposed to be.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2012, 12:53:54 pm »
The defense seems to be having a hard time actually tackling people.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2012, 12:55:51 pm »
Good for Javorski Lane.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2012, 12:59:32 pm »
In other game action, RG3 has thrown two TD passes.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2012, 01:04:22 pm »
Boy, these guys suck. Not encouraging, given their penchant for weaker second halves.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:08 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 12:59:32 pm
In other game action, RG3 has thrown two TD passes.

Looks like a pro.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:31 pm »
I can't even single out an aspect of the game that sucks more.  Offensive can only get something done if Owen Daniels is wide open, Defense can't stop the run.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2012, 01:10:22 pm »
Quote from: Savage on September 09, 2012, 01:06:31 pm
Defense can't stop the run.

For a defense that's supposed to be so fast, Bush is just running away from them.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm »
JJ Watt does not suck.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2012, 01:26:39 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
JJ Watt does not suck.

That's probably the only way that Kareem Jackson gets an interception.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2012, 01:28:02 pm »
Quote from: austro on September 09, 2012, 01:26:39 pm
That's probably the only way that Kareem Jackson gets an interception.

Now 4 straight Dolphin turnovers.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2012, 01:29:33 pm »
Defense showed up
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2012, 01:32:32 pm »
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2012, 01:33:38 pm »
I'll stop bitching now.  That was a pretty sweet ~6 minutes.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2012, 01:39:26 pm »
Coming this fall, from the makers of "Everyone Hates Chris Simms" comes the latest qb comedy: "That's My Tannehill!"
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2012, 01:52:58 pm »
Holy shit!  Billy Ray Cyrus?  Are you kidding me?
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2012, 01:54:01 pm »
Derp.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2012, 01:57:36 pm »
Holliday, your returns today.  Woof.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2012, 02:01:34 pm »
How annoying are these announcers.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2012, 02:04:14 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 02:01:34 pm
How annoying are these announcers.

Not as annoying as Kubiak's playcalling.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2012, 02:13:03 pm »
Looks like Mario Williams really picked up that Buffalo D.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm »
I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2012, 03:01:50 pm »
Any word on Cushing?
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2012, 12:18:28 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
JJ Watt does not suck.

sonofbum compared him to Lilly, Bethea, Childress, said he'll have a bust in Canton someday.  No small compliment for a second year guy.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2012, 10:34:39 am »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm
I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.

Not a dumbass for the former... Fred Jackson's injury allowed it.
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Re: Texans vs Dolphins
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2012, 10:28:48 am »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm
I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.

Oh yeah?  I left Frank Gore and Stevan Ridley on the bench...who's the dumbass now?!
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