Parked at Sixth and Red River again, watching the Hipster / Crackhead parade. Stunning blonde pulls up in her PT Cruiser and a hipster steps out, skinny jeans, stupid hat, half a beard. She gets out, it's her car, they search for the central meter and find it, and he stands back while she pays for the parking.
Christ, I hope I taught my girls better but I bet I didn't.