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Craig

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Reds at Astros – Yard Sale This Week, Earlybirds Welcome
« on: July 23, 2012, 01:50:54 am »
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Re: Reds at Astros – Yard Sale This Week, Earlybirds Welcome
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 11:55:49 am »
Craig, that was fucking outstanding! It was tremendously entertaining and quite informative. The Benson story was to die for. A classic. Don't be such a stranger around here. I love your humor. Fuck not only the Dickities, but the steM too!
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Re: Reds at Astros – Yard Sale This Week, Earlybirds Welcome
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 12:59:23 pm »
I love the garage sale motif.
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Re: Reds at Astros – Yard Sale This Week, Earlybirds Welcome
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2012, 12:40:19 am »
Diffuse, unfocused, scatter-shot anger is the best kind of anger. Worried that spinning around the room wildly without aiming while meanwhile squeezing off as many rounds as possible might cause some unintended ancillary damage? Well, you know what?  Fuck it! JUST MOW THE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN!!

Great preview, Craig.

And the Anna Benson reset was a nice touch.  It occurs to me, she's got crabs older than some of my children.

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Re: Reds at Astros – Yard Sale This Week, Earlybirds Welcome
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2012, 09:55:30 am »
Great job, Craig. Loved the Anna Benson part.
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