Not sure if the numbers back my claim up, but this Astros offense seems historically bad. They flirt with being no hit almost weekly, and it feels more regular than that. I can only imagine the sentiment in the clubhouse.
They're not historically bad, they're just fine, they'll win their share of games, they have a lot of peppy guys who are fun to watch, you're a negativist, the outstanding drafts that the team had under the last FO will show up and shine soon, etc etc etc.
/shlong gorvelling necks that I have no time to ague with anymore
What they really need to worry about in the clubhouse is playing at a level to fucking keep their major league jobs because there is not a one of them who would play on a good team. I said this earlier in the year and the SGNs wanted to argue with me.