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Need More Proof MLB Umps are idiots?
« on: June 27, 2012, 09:16:54 am »
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22614397&topic_id=11493214

Seriously? You didn't even ask to see the ball? HOW ARE YOU A MAJOR LEAGUE UMPIRE?!
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Re: Need More Proof MLB Umps are idiots?
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 09:20:47 am »
unbelievable, and an ejection too.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 09:21:17 am »
Wow, that is really, really, really, really bad.
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 09:29:40 am »
How hard was it for Hannahan to not punch that smug fucker's face in? Thanks, Bud, for all you do to make the game better.
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Re: Need More Proof MLB Umps are idiots?
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 10:00:07 am »
If you, at your job, just completely screwed up a project so bad that you missed the most important detail of the project, odds are you'd be fired.

This guy not only completely and totally fucked up, but got to take it out on someone else and end THEIR day for telling him he fucked up.

And odds are he won't even get a single day's pay docked for his monster fuckup of a VERY easy call.
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Re: Need More Proof MLB Umps are idiots?
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 10:14:41 am »
My favorite is when DiMuro is right next to the guy who got the ball...

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Re: Need More Proof MLB Umps are idiots?
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 10:19:11 am »
Also...

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He told me to reference the tape replay and that is why I ejected him.

Wait... what now? Is that something you can't say? Or did Hannahan tell him "reference the tape replay, cocksucker"?
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 10:22:03 am »
Also...

Wait... what now? Is that something you can't say? Or did Hannahan tell him "reference the tape replay, cocksucker"?

I don't know, but he clearly says "he dropped the fucking ball!"
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 10:22:20 am »
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 10:23:38 am »
isn't that a play that can be reviewed? or is it just homeruns that they review? That is horrible.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 10:24:21 am »
Idiotic umpiring aside... I gotta say that was a helluva heads-up play by the fan there!!!  Not likely to see that happen in Dumbass Cove any time soon...

ETA: I initially completely missed the fact the ball was being held up by a fan at the end of the row...
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 10:33:03 am »
isn't that a play that can be reviewed? or is it just homeruns that they review? That is horrible.


To the best of my knowlege (take that for what it's worth), at this time, only HRs are reviewable.  The new CBA exands the video review rules to include things like whether or not a ball was caught, fair/foul balls down the line, etc, but that requires agreement from the umpire's union, which I believe agreed to put into effect in 2013. 
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 10:34:16 am »
Wait... what now? Is that something you can't say? Or did Hannahan tell him "reference the tape replay, cocksucker"?

Actually, the magic word is "motherfucker".
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 10:35:47 am »
isn't that a play that can be reviewed? or is it just homeruns that they review? That is horrible.

Replay would not have been necessary if the umpire had simply asked to see the ball in his glove.
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2012, 10:38:54 am »
DiMuro is freaking running towards the play when the ball was coming out of his glove. What the heck is he looking at, he had a clear line of sight. And if he needed more proof, all he had to do is look towards the guy holding up the ball to be sure. Wise did not even bother to show the ball in glove to the umpire because the umpire was just plain lazy on that play.

And DiMuro knows it and why he was so damn defensive against Hanahan!

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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 10:41:02 am »
Actually, the magic word is "motherfucker".

Next you'll tell me that candlesticks don't make a nice gift.
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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 11:10:05 am »
MLB in danger of becoming the NBA.


Uhhh, no. Stupidity and controlling the outcome of games as commanded by the Gestapo Commish of your sport are NOT the same thing.
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 11:16:13 am »
So did he not notice that Wise had no ball to throw into the infield? Did the homeplate umpire find it odd that he had to put another ball in play? What the fuck?

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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 11:32:34 am »
So did he not notice that Wise had no ball to throw into the infield? Did the homeplate umpire find it odd that he had to put another ball in play? What the fuck?

I assume everyone stopped paying attention because it was the third "out" of the inning.

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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 11:34:41 am »
unbelievable, and an ejection too.

Not just unbelievable. Unfuckingbelievable. Hanahan had it right. This is where instant replay would have exposed the stupidity of the call.
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2012, 11:35:21 am »
This play along with the Helton zip code of first base play may push instant replay closer to being a reality.  
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2012, 11:37:22 am »
I assume everyone stopped paying attention because it was the third "out" of the inning.

Ah. That makes more sense then. So it wasn't as stupid as I thought but still pretty stupid.

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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 11:40:36 am »
Not just unbelievable. Unfuckingbelievable. Hanahan had it right. This is where instant replay would have exposed the stupidity of the call.

In this case, instant replay is not needed.  Even if he made the catch he has to hold on to it.  Ump should have check to see if he had the ball.   Instant replay is suppose to be for when the umpire needs the help to be able to make the call.  No help is needed here.  Check for the damn ball. 

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2012, 11:42:04 am »
Replay is only a partial solution. Incompetent umpires undermine the integrtity of the game, replay or no replay. MLB needs to fire the incompetents and hire better umpires. Also, MLB needs to publically discipline competent umpires who make serious errors.
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2012, 11:46:51 am »
In this case, instant replay is not needed.  Even if he made the catch he has to hold on to it.  Ump should have check to see if he had the ball.   Instant replay is suppose to be for when the umpire needs the help to be able to make the call.  No help is needed here.  Check for the damn ball. 

Not to mention the umpire walked right by the fan holding the ball up.

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2012, 11:57:51 am »
"I went out on the ball and saw the ball into his glove in the stands. He disappeared into the stands and I believed that the ball was in his glove," DiMuro said. "In hindsight, I should have asked him to show me the ball since he fell into the stands and out of my line of vision."


So basically he went on faith that the ball was in his glove. 
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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2012, 11:59:16 am »
Not to mention the umpire walked right by the fan holding the ball up.

He'll probably say that in the scrum, Wise gave the ball up. However, why is he looking right at the play and not seeing clearly what happened? It baffles me. But this again is all about getting yourself in the right position to make a call. That is Umpiring 101 and there were a bunch of guys who were once umps (and no more after the Sandy Alderson scorched Ump campaign) that were infamous for being lazy and not getting into position. Seems to me DiMuro relied on the player to prove he made the play rather than actually getting into the right position and calling what he saw. If he's out of position, he can't claim what he saw was that good, so he can ask for assistance. No real need for replay IMHO, just better umpires or at least those who know how to do their job.

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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2012, 12:00:31 pm »
In this case, instant replay is not needed.  Even if he made the catch he has to hold on to it.  Ump should have check to see if he had the ball.   Instant replay is suppose to be for when the umpire needs the help to be able to make the call.  No help is needed here.  Check for the damn ball. 

I agree with you. DiMuro blew the call and then ran Hanahan when he protested an obviously botched call. He didn't even give Hanahan his say before running him. That's chickenshit.
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 12:19:44 pm »
"I went out on the ball and saw the ball into his glove in the stands. He disappeared into the stands and I believed that the ball was in his glove," DiMuro said.

IOW, "I guessed."
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012, 12:27:17 pm »
IOW, "I guessed."

Yes indeed. This is a real indictment for him and it's interesting he was so honest about it.

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« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2012, 01:35:16 pm »
Yes indeed. This is a real indictment for him and it's interesting he was so honest about it.

That's how impervious they are from FYB.
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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2012, 04:41:08 pm »
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« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2012, 07:36:54 pm »
This play along with the Helton zip code of first base play may push instant replay closer to being a reality. 

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