Author Topic: Fathers @ Astros 6/25/12 (Read 37143 times)

pots · « **on:** June 25, 2012, 04:44:53 pm »

ASTROS
2B Brian Bixler
SS Jed Lowrie
1B Carlos Lee
RF Brian Bogusevic
3B Chris Johnson
C Jason Castro
LF J.D. Martinez
CF Jordan Schafer
P Wandy Rodriguez

PADRES
RF Chris Denorfia
CF Cameron Maybin
3B Chase Headley
LF Carlos Quentin
1B Jesus Guzman
2B Logan Forsythe
SS Everth Cabrera
C Nick Hundley
P Ross Ohlendorf

pots · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2012, 04:45:23 pm »

Quote

Mills: Altuve came in today and felt really good. Sitting out today for precaution. Seems to be fine however. Mills said he’s thrilled.

http://twitter.com/alysonfooter/status/217365486843867137

Ron Brand · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2012, 04:48:23 pm »

That is excellent news.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2012, 05:04:11 pm »

Deo gratias!

Fredia · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:08:08 pm »

geezerdonk · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:45:44 pm »

This just in: Schaefer is a moron. His interview with Lucas ventured to the farthest boundary of stupidity.

geezerdonk · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:51:48 pm »

Bogusevic - 18 rbi in 200 plus abs. He is a huge drag on the offense. He needs to go to OKC permanently.

jbm · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:58:52 pm »

Quote from: geezerdonk on June 25, 2012, 06:45:44 pm

This just in: Schaefer is a moron. His interview with Lucas ventured to the farthest boundary of stupidity.

Jeez, pretty damn harsh. I saw it. He said something about not wanting to comment on batting eight, but "the farthest boundary of stupidity"?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:00:12 pm »

Quote from: geezerdonk on June 25, 2012, 06:51:48 pm

Bogusevic - 18 rbi in 200 plus abs. He is a huge drag on the offense. He needs to go to OKC permanently.

I love his story, I am amazed at what a great athlete he is, love that arm in RF, but he has been almost relentlessly stinky at the plate this year. There's no way around it.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:03:09 pm »

Another game, another All-Star round of great commercials.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:06:11 pm »

Ross Ohlendorf, The Smartest Man in Baseball™.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:08:17 pm »

Quite a group at the park tonight. I hope they saved gas by coming in the same car.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:09:13 pm »

Denorfia flies out to CF.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:10:23 pm »

Maybin bounces out on a close play to Lowrie, two down.

BudGirl · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:10:44 pm »

very close

Ron Brand · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:11:31 pm »

Headley (Lamarr) grounds out 6-3 to end a quick top of the first. Six righthanded batters and three switchhitters in the Friars lineup tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:13:20 pm »

I am multitasking tonight, which probably means I'll fail miserably and be up until the small hours again. Watching / commenting on the game, reading a book so I can learn about a piece of software I use every other year, and working on my next preview. Zang.

C'mon Bixler, make us proud.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:13:43 pm »

Sharp shot into the bleachers in right and it's 1-0!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:14:20 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:11:31 pm

Headley (Lamarr) grounds out 6-3 to end a quick top of the first. Six righthanded batters and three switchhitters in the Friars lineup tonight.

Had to have the Blazing Saddles reset for Headley.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:15:02 pm »

Lowrie took two no-doubt strikes before that ball.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:15:30 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 07:14:20 pm

Had to have the Blazing Saddles reset for Headley.

Somebody's gonna have to go get a shitload of dimes!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:16:13 pm »

If Schreefer doesn't want to comment on hitting eighth, then he doesn't want to discuss what a subpar job he'd done at the leadoff spot.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:16:40 pm »

Lowrie pops out to short. One down.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:18:23 pm »

Lee, whose power has declined to Dee Gordon levels, jerks one out into the Boxes and it's 2-0!

BudGirl · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:18:34 pm »

no doubter off the bat

Ron Brand · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:19:02 pm »

A 3-0 piece of pound cake from The Smartest Player In Baseball™.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:20:05 pm »

Bogusevic hitting fourth is offensive to say the least. The very least.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:20:21 pm »

Gee, that was a real fine AA at-bat from Bogusevic.

BudGirl · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:21:00 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 07:20:05 pm

Bogusevic hitting fourth is offensive to say the least. The very least.

You gotta believe in Bogie. or not.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:21:59 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 07:21:00 pm

You gotta believe in Bogie. or not.

I Want To Believe.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:22:16 pm »

CJ is almost as streaky as Lee May was.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:23:21 pm »

CJ fans to end the first and it's 2-0 Good Guys.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:24:11 pm »

I too want to believe in Bogusevic. But he's trying my patience. He's got very little to show for the number of AB's that he's had. He's given us way too many 4-3's.

BudGirl · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:24:28 pm »

For some reason I would rather get rid of CJ than Bogusevic. Just a feeling.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:26:08 pm »

I am not opposed to a package deal.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:27:10 pm »

Logan Forsythe? Where's Percival Terwilliger III?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:28:05 pm »

Kip fucking Wells is pitching tomorrow? Really? I bet that every hitter in the Astros dugout is lobbying Millsie to play tomorrow.

strosrays · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:28:24 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:13:20 pm

I am multitasking tonight, which probably means I'll fail miserably and be up until the small hours again. Watching / commenting on the game, reading a book so I can learn about a piece of software I use every other year, and working on my next preview. Zang.

You should be drinking, too.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:28:44 pm »

Lowrie bungles the throw and now there's runners on the corners with one out.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:29:10 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:28:24 pm

You should be drinking, too.

Yeah, I need something to cool the burn from this crappy bong.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:30:15 pm »

Rrrrrreal fucking smooth play there.

Wandy fields a bunt up the 1B line, elects to not go home even though that was the play, so he pirouettes to throw to first but...no one is covering. Fine work.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:31:08 pm »

I TOO AM MULTI-TASKING TONIGHT, DOING SOME WRITING ON MY BOOK.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:31:47 pm »

The older I get, the more douchebags I see in public. Aging is an interesting process.

BudGirl · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:31:57 pm »

Not covering first is an Astros specialty.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:32:16 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 07:31:08 pm

I TOO AM MULTI-TASKING TONIGHT, DOING SOME WRITING ON MY BOOK.

Cool. Sneak in some Astro stuff.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:33:10 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 07:31:08 pm

I TOO AM MULTI-TASKING TONIGHT, DOING SOME WRITING ON MY BOOK.

Tip to the wise: use all caps for emphasis.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:33:31 pm »

Fuck, Wandy.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:33:48 pm »

Nice two-run double by Hundley on that cookie and it's 3-2 Padres now. Three runs is a week's work for San Diego.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:34:51 pm »

Keep it up, you miserable fucks. Street's on my fantasy team, maybe he'll get a save tonight.

strosrays · « **Reply #49 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:35:00 pm »

Padres offense EXPLODES!!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #50 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:35:17 pm »

Denorfia lasers one to right and it's 4-2.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #51 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:36:13 pm »

Yeah Wandy, keep the runner close at first. You asshole.

strosrays · « **Reply #52 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:36:54 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:35:17 pm

Denorfia lasers one to right and it's 4-2.

Denorfia kinda looks like a guy I went to HS with. Don't remember his real name, everyone called him "Stoney".

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #53 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:37:21 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:33:10 pm

Tip to the wise: use all caps for emphasis.

Sorry about that. That's my wireless keyboard on this HP tablet.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #54 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:37:53 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 07:37:21 pm

Sorry about that. That's my wireless keyboard on this HP tablet.

I was just messing with you. Target of opportunity.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #55 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:38:41 pm »

That was not the usual ebullient shot of Luhnow in the booth. More like a threatened owl.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #56 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:39:21 pm »

A new Modelo commercial. With a hot girl. With fewer moronic 'gaming' references.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #57 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:40:14 pm »

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for a visit from Dark Star everybody!

DS, we're glad to have you here.

Fredia · « **Reply #58 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:41:19 pm »

welcome and well shit wandy

Ron Brand · « **Reply #59 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:41:53 pm »

There's poetry in there somewhere.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #60 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:42:37 pm »

Y'know, Castro can handle that hanger in the zone fairly well.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #61 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:43:53 pm »

No, he thought he was standing with his feet too far apart and lunging, Brownie.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #62 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:44:17 pm »

JD with a nice eight-iron to center, scoring Castro and it's 4-3.

MRaup · « **Reply #63 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:44:40 pm »

http://www.kvue.com/news/AFD-fights-2-alarm-duplex-fire-in-Northwest-Austin-160318305.html

This is literally duplexes away from me. Yikes.

strosrays · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:45:01 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:42:37 pm

Y'know, Castro can handle that hanger in the zone fairly well.

Castro really dictated where that hit was going.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:45:07 pm »

Schafer crossing everybody up by swinging and missing on the first pitch.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:45:32 pm »

Schafer with a single to center, runners on first and second with no outs.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #67 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:45:53 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on June 25, 2012, 07:44:40 pm

http://www.kvue.com/news/AFD-fights-2-alarm-duplex-fire-in-Northwest-Austin-160318305.html

This is literally duplexes away from me. Yikes.

Water your roof. Now.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #68 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:46:40 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:40:14 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for a visit from Dark Star everybody!

DS, we're glad to have you here.

Absolutely. Scheefer looks genuinely pissed about hitting eighth and wants to prove to Millsie that he shouldn't be there.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #69 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:48:18 pm »

Testing. Hospitals.

No fucking thank you.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #70 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:48:40 pm »

Lube up the strapon, Bixler.

strosrays · « **Reply #71 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:49:00 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:48:18 pm

Testing. Hospitals.

No fucking thank you.

That Upper GI test has some fun aspects to it.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #72 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:49:21 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:45:01 pm

Castro really dictated where that hit was going.

I'm surprised there isn't more of this going on.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #73 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:50:17 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:49:00 pm

That Upper GI test has some fun aspects to it.

Another aspect of aging that isn't an attractive patina.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #74 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:51:16 pm »

Bixler has some pop in his bat.

strosrays · « **Reply #75 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:51:33 pm »

How many people in the stands tonight? 12? 15?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #76 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:51:54 pm »

Well, fuck.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #77 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:52:16 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:51:33 pm

How many people in the stands tonight? 12? 15?

I think so, but they keep getting up and moving to make it look like there's more.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #78 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:52:59 pm »

Maybe it's Leper Night.

strosrays · « **Reply #79 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:53:11 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 07:52:16 pm

I think so, but they keep getting up and moving to make it look like there's more.

I know they are last in the NL in attendance, not sure about all of MLB.

strosrays · « **Reply #80 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:53:48 pm »

Sign Ohlendorf. He has a ranch, nearby.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #81 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:54:40 pm »

Another Sixgun Justice episode, "Ranch vs. Ranch."

Ron Brand · « **Reply #82 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:55:33 pm »

That was your home run pitch.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #83 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:55:50 pm »

That one wasn't.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #84 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:56:18 pm »

And that was your popup pitch.

4-3 after 2.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #85 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:56:59 pm »

CF'er has a Soriano leap thing going on there. As a result, I now dislike him immensely!

strosrays · « **Reply #86 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:57:34 pm »

I have a friend who recently went out and spent $40K+ on a truck, the King Ranch version, pretty much every option available. It drives him crazy that I act like I cannot remember, and refer to it everywhere as his "Ranch Style" pickup.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #87 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:59:04 pm »

So I guess I'm gonna post like it is ~~nineteen~~ nine-nine ninety-nine....

Ron Brand · « **Reply #88 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:59:16 pm »

Fan of the Game. Always a fine diversion.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #89 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:59:33 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:53:11 pm

I know they are last in the NL in attendance, not sure about all of MLB.

I don't know, but I'll bet that we are last.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #90 on:** June 25, 2012, 07:59:44 pm »

And just to get it over with... I'd like to thank all the little people out there in SnS land that made this all possible...

Ron Brand · « **Reply #91 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:00:08 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 07:57:34 pm

I have a friend who recently went out and spent $40K+ on a truck, the King Ranch version, pretty much every option available. It drives him crazy that I act like I cannot remember, and refer to it everywhere as his "Ranch Style" pickup.

I've got a friend who restored an early-70s Alfa, and I get the same reaction when I call it a Fiat.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #92 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:00:45 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 25, 2012, 07:59:44 pm

And just to get it over with... I'd like to thank all the little people out there in SnS land that made this all possible...

Enjoy your new hat, OSF!

BudGirl · « **Reply #93 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:00:46 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 25, 2012, 07:59:44 pm

And just to get it over with... I'd like to thank all the little people out there in SnS land that made this all possible...

chicks dig big post counts.

strosrays · « **Reply #94 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:00:50 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:00:08 pm

I've got a friend who restored an early-70s Alfa, and I get the same reaction when I call it a Fiat.

That's cold-blooded.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #95 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:03:13 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 08:00:50 pm

That's cold-blooded.

I try.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #96 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:03:28 pm »

What happened, OSF? Made double super secret pope? Congrats!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #97 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:03:39 pm »

Crap, Jesus is on their side.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #98 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:03:57 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 08:00:46 pm

chicks dig big post counts.

NICE!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #99 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:05:02 pm »

...and Logan Forsythe as Charlie.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #100 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:05:43 pm »

Brown rain. It's 5-3.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #101 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:05:51 pm »

It appears that Wandy just doesn't wanna get traded...

BudGirl · « **Reply #102 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:05:53 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 25, 2012, 08:03:57 pm

NICE!

it's true regarding you!

BudGirl · « **Reply #103 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:06:16 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 25, 2012, 08:05:51 pm

It appears that Wandy just doesn't wanna get traded...

I was thinking the same thing.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #104 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:06:30 pm »

Either Mark is out toasting marshmallows, or he's hustling that lifetime collection of erotica out into the driveway.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #105 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:08:59 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:05:02 pm

...and Logan Forsythe as Charlie.

And John Forsyth as Bachelor Father.

Fredia · « **Reply #106 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:10:22 pm »

where is a first place alc team when the astros need it

Ron Brand · « **Reply #107 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:12:57 pm »

And...scene.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #108 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:14:42 pm »

We have settled into the 'just playing fuckaround' portion of tonight's contest.

BudGirl · « **Reply #109 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:15:51 pm »

get a hit JD.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #110 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:15:58 pm »

Ohlendorf looks like the kind of guy who carries refrigerators for the moving company.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #111 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:16:48 pm »

I can't believe that Ross fucking Ohlendorf has four K's already. Only against the Astros.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #112 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:17:17 pm »

Go crazy, Schafer. Charge the mound.

BudGirl · « **Reply #113 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:17:22 pm »

schreefer got a hit!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #114 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:17:47 pm »

Fastball to the ribcage. Fuck, I bet that stung.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #115 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:18:39 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:17:17 pm

Go crazy, Schafer. Charge the mound.

I think I might think about plunking Shreefer if I was on the mound as well. Dude whines more than anyone on the team about calls made against him...

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #116 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:18:50 pm »

I THINK THAT Schreefer actually contemplated charging the mound. He's trailer trash.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #117 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:21:16 pm »

Of course Nate Ciolbert was an Astro.

BudGirl · « **Reply #118 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:21:49 pm »

Cammi wouldn't be in their top 7 hr hitters?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #119 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:23:18 pm »

Sheesh. A "how long did it take to notch 30 wins" comparison? Really?

BudGirl · « **Reply #120 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:23:42 pm »

they have to talk about something positive.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #121 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:27:13 pm »

This fucking offense is positively shitty.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #122 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:28:52 pm »

Time to fire up some Skip James.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #123 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:29:05 pm »

I think that we got a call on Hundley, but what the fuck was a catcher doing running, even with two out?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #124 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:30:32 pm »

I am digging the Bixler.

MusicMan · « **Reply #125 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:31:23 pm »

What in the actual fuck, Lowrie?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #126 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:31:41 pm »

Bixler has some pop. I know that I said that earlier, but it bears repeating.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #127 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:32:07 pm »

"Ahhhd ratha be tha Devil...than beee that woman's mannn..."

Ron Brand · « **Reply #128 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:33:00 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 08:31:41 pm

Bixler has some pop. I know that I said that earlier, but it bears repeating.

And Lee, well, he used to.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #129 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:33:10 pm »

Another reminder about a failed number one Astros pick.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #130 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:33:40 pm »

Oh, Bogey, where are those opposite field bombs of last year?

BudGirl · « **Reply #131 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:33:56 pm »

I believe in Bogie

Ron Brand · « **Reply #132 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:34:53 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 08:33:56 pm

I believe in Bogie

Best be clicking those heels together furiously then.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #133 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:35:20 pm »

We've got Ohlendorf right where we want him.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #134 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:35:44 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 08:35:20 pm

We've got Ohlendorf right where we want him.

On the mound.

hostros7 · « **Reply #135 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:36:35 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 08:33:56 pm

I believe in Bogie

I haven't given up, but he shouldnt be hitting cleanup.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #136 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:37:25 pm »

Can we graft Bogey's arm on Bixler during the All-Star break?

BudGirl · « **Reply #137 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:37:27 pm »

I'm just trying to send positive vibes from my couch. My cat doesn't give a crap, she's taking a nap.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #138 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:38:06 pm »

CJ!!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #139 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:38:35 pm »

I'm going to mail these dogs to Timbuktu and get me a passel of kittycats.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #140 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:39:18 pm »

Bogey flashing a peripheral skill.

BudGirl · « **Reply #141 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:39:35 pm »

you can't have my kitty.

double steal.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #142 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:39:42 pm »

Yeah, I thought Leper Night was funny.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #143 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:40:12 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 08:39:35 pm

you can't have my kitty.

double steal.

I would not take your kitty.

Adios, Smartest Player in Baseball™.

BudGirl · « **Reply #144 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:40:20 pm »

thank goodness our starter went longer than theirs.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #145 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:41:01 pm »

Oh GOD NOT THIS FUCKING U-VERSE COMMERCIAL AGAIN

hostros7 · « **Reply #146 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:41:26 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:37:25 pm

Can we graft Bogey's arm on Bixler during the All-Star break?

If baggy is going to learn to throw lefty, might as well start him off with a good arm.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #147 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:41:47 pm »

Holy shit, Range Rovers in Times Square! Everybody stop and look!

pots · « **Reply #148 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:42:06 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 25, 2012, 08:39:35 pm

double steal.

That was really stupid. Castro has a 2-0 pitch and you come onestep from getting thrown out at third

strosrays · « **Reply #149 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:42:10 pm »

Castro made Ohlendorf overthrow there.

Fredia · « **Reply #150 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:42:18 pm »

we get so many time warner i will flip to the last channel just to avoid them

Ron Brand · « **Reply #151 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:42:27 pm »

Wednesday is a good day to go to Whataburger in LaPorte.

MusicMan · « **Reply #152 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:42:29 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:41:01 pm

Oh GOD NOT THIS FUCKING U-VERSE COMMERCIAL AGAIN

I love my U-Verse, but why the hell would I need a wireless receiver?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #153 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:43:15 pm »

Pretty sure Jimmy Wynn in his wheelchair is 1.0 Altuves tall.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #154 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:43:44 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 25, 2012, 08:42:29 pm

I love my U-Verse, but why the hell would I need a wireless receiver?

I don't know, but if I thought that getting one would make that shit stop I'd have a roomful of them.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #155 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:44:16 pm »

Hey, it's a tie game!

Fredia · « **Reply #156 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:44:26 pm »

[patience pays off good jd

Bench · « **Reply #157 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:44:41 pm »

Now THAT'S how you knock in a run when the bases are loaded.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #158 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:45:00 pm »

You'd figure ol' Unbreakable here would've gone on the DL with that last plunking.

hostros7 · « **Reply #159 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:45:23 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 25, 2012, 08:42:29 pm

I love my U-Verse, but why the hell would I need a wireless receiver?

Assuming you don't have a badass built in outdoor cabana qiith a grill and a flatscreen, it allows one to bring the tv out to the deck without major pains of the ass.

BudGirl · « **Reply #160 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:45:44 pm »

he has a point to prove now that he's in the 8 spot. not sure what the point is, but he has one.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #161 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:05 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 25, 2012, 08:42:29 pm

I love my U-Verse, but why the hell would I need a wireless receiver?

Does U-Verse have mlb extra innings package like DirecTV?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #162 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:18 pm »

Good eye there, Schafer.

You fuck.

Fredia · « **Reply #163 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:32 pm »

shit

strosrays · « **Reply #164 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:40 pm »

Schreefer blows.

pots · « **Reply #165 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:46 pm »

Wow, Schafer is not good

Ron Brand · « **Reply #166 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:55 pm »

Hurry up, Springer.

MusicMan · « **Reply #167 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:46:56 pm »

3 innings a row leaving the bases loaded. Impressive.

BudGirl · « **Reply #168 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:47:18 pm »

at least they walked one run in

Ron Brand · « **Reply #169 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:47:24 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 08:46:40 pm

Schreefer blows.

For nickels and gives change.

Fredia · « **Reply #170 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:47:35 pm »

wonder how much longer wandy will go or will mr m take him out for a pitch hitter

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #171 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:47:45 pm »

God damnit, Schreefer. You swing at balls and take strikes? That's bass ackwards, meat.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #172 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:48:45 pm »

We need Luhnow to take an evening in the GZ.

Fredia · « **Reply #173 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:49:24 pm »

speaking of meat we had chicago style dogs for supper they were good..

Bench · « **Reply #174 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:49:26 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 08:46:05 pm

Does U-Verse have mlb extra innings package like DirecTV?

Every cable company has extra innings. Only the NFL has an exclusive carrier in DirecTV.

pots · « **Reply #175 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:02 pm »

Folty gave up 12 hits and a BB including 2 doubles and a triple and gave up only 2 runs in 6 innings. That's tough to do.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #176 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:07 pm »

I had a bagel. Wheeeee.

MusicMan · « **Reply #177 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:16 pm »

Quote from: Dark Star on June 25, 2012, 08:46:40 pm

Schreefer blows.

He's moved from weed to blow?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #178 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:27 pm »

Alright, Wandy. IT'S YOUR TURN.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #179 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:36 pm »

Quote from: pots on June 25, 2012, 08:50:02 pm

Folty gave up 12 hits and a BB including 2 doubles and a triple and gave up only 2 runs in 6 innings. That's tough to do.

That's the kind of crafty pitching we need with the big club.

hostros7 · « **Reply #180 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:50:46 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 08:48:45 pm

We need Luhnow to take an evening in the GZ.

I have a feeling schafer would not be in Houston if it was luhnow's watch last year.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #181 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:51:45 pm »

Lowrie nonchalants the ball over to 1B to me.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #182 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:51:50 pm »

Quote from: hostros7 on June 25, 2012, 08:50:46 pm

I have a feeling schafer would not be in Houston if it was luhnow's watch last year.

Yeah, but you can't win at that game, only lose.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #183 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:53:29 pm »

Good job, Wandy. Three up and three down. Just what we needed.

hostros7 · « **Reply #184 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:53:59 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 25, 2012, 08:50:16 pm

He's moved from weed to blow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dzDb5v744&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Matt · « **Reply #185 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:55:10 pm »

Quote from: hostros7 on June 25, 2012, 08:50:46 pm

I have a feeling schafer would not be in Houston if it was luhnow's watch last year.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's not long for Houston under Luhnow's watch.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #186 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:55:50 pm »

EVERYONE wants to hit against Wells. A .311 BAA in AAA? Sweet!

BudGirl · « **Reply #187 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:56:46 pm »

The Astros can also be the team that cures what ails you. I won't say anything until after that game.

hostros7 · « **Reply #188 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:57:06 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 25, 2012, 08:55:10 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if he's not long for Houston under Luhnow's watch.

Concur, it's not like his attitude or cluhouse demeanor are winning him any hearts, either.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #189 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:57:29 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 25, 2012, 08:49:26 pm

Every cable company has extra innings. Only the NFL has an exclusive carrier in DirecTV.

Are you sure?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #190 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:59:16 pm »

Hell yeah! The Bixler - Lowrie Power Axis!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #191 on:** June 25, 2012, 08:59:55 pm »

Nice work, Guzman. And now Lowrie doubles home Bixler, making Boxberger pay for his error.

BudGirl · « **Reply #192 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:00:29 pm »

was brownie saying the astros may sign another top pick tomorrow?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #193 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:00:47 pm »

Why do they keep pronouncing it Rio Reese?

pots · « **Reply #194 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:02:04 pm »

Brownie: "Carlos, toughest to strike out in the majors"

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #195 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:02:23 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2012, 09:00:47 pm

Why do they keep pronouncing it Rio Reese?

I was wondering the same thing. It's Ruiz, is it not?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #196 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:04:16 pm »

What do you know? Bogusevic hits a ball on the infield, but this time to the SS.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #197 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:05:11 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 25, 2012, 09:02:23 pm

I was wondering the same thing. It's Ruiz, is it not?

Yes.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #198 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:06:15 pm »

Likable kid.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #199 on:** June 25, 2012, 09:06:37 pm »

Wow. A use of the word "surreal?" Impressive.

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