My confidence in Norris tonight is...low.
Paulino gets two outs vs. the Twins and then comes out of the game? Uh oh.
He's your guy, right?
Yep. Hit in the leg by a line drive.
I've seen enough of FRod in RF. He cannot play the OF. Some of you think Bogusevic is a bad OFer. Really?
Yeah, FRod is rough in RF.
I picked up Freddy Galvis (PHI) a couple of weeks ago to shore up my infield, and he's been doing a decent job. That's why he injured his back tonight and had to leave the game.
Yay, it's ETA!
My guys and my choices have been pretty snakebit for the last three weeks. It's a long season.
Is this tie OK with my button down pajamas?
You ain't kidding. But I'm tired of bench guys having big nights when on the bench but not when I start them.
Makes your ass look big.
I finally settled down with some guys I like, and I just leave them there unless I know they're not starting. I got tired of being 180 degrees out of phase with my picks.
Ihaven't watched a game in forever. Who are these guys? And when did Harpo start playing 1st?
Gddam, just tuned in. Guess wainwright is positively unhittable.
Altuve singles to CF. Loaded base-thingees.
Lowrie swinging at everything
..and JD strikes out to end it.
Guess again
Fernando, but the confusion's understandable. Two overmatched corner outfielders. Named Martinez.
Oh, I have to micromanage the shit out of mine, and squeeze every missed point possible onto the bench.
Norris using the wide zone for a K
Toronto signed their 4th round pick with a 4 digit bonus
That's a kid who loves the game.
Nah, just a college grad that gets to tell his son that he was drafted in the 4th round....shortly before making use of the business degree he earned. Apparantly, a bunch of college seniors who probably otherwise go undrafted or are roster fillers getting used for cap room.
That doesn't mane any sense. Why would you waste a fourth round pick?
They needed the cap to be able to sign their first 3 picks
Pitching change. Didn't catch yet.
So they're going into the draft hoping to end up with three guys? That's crazy.
These Martinez boys look like studs but they just seem to struggle at the plate. Here's hoping they put it all together.
BTW, EasTex, awesome job on the GZ tonight. Your keeping up like a champ.
I don't get the JD bit; he's picked it up lately.
They had seven picks in the top three rounds and went BPA, so they'll need every last penny to get them all signed.
Ah, well, that makes much more sense.
Where did everyone go?
I'm at work.
I gotta say, it makes me very happy to hear our fans still boo The Mole even after seven and a half years. Fuck that piece of shit.
Fuck, Clark.
He seems to be on the wrong end of things. No outs, why the chance?
Well, the next guy up has a hard time getting the bat on the ball, so you need to take that chance.What? Oh.
I'm at a loss for words to qualify just how fucking stupid that was.
Try anyway. I think it would make for an entertaining read!
Chuck, there is no rationale explanation for that send.
This loss is on Clark. Fucking prick, As my mother would say, dumb overflowing.
Really? When you say you're at work, you're not kidding, are you?
Who the fuck is Fernando Martinez and why is he playing professional baseball with a swing like that
The take on strike one is what annoyed me more than anything. The guy's going to bust you inside with fastballs. If I know that surely you should know that. Be fucking ready for it and hit it. Surprise us. Mix things up a little.
Imagine someone who's had his tongue removed due to cancer standing at a dais reading Chaucer in the original Middle English.
Pedro Cerrano's little brother.
God damnit, Clark. You killed us tonight.
You seen him go after a bender. That swing looks even worse. Bogey gets a few hits last night and gets benched for this guy?
Brad Mills should be summarily sacked for having this guy in a Major League lineup. The Astros have so far 12 hits, three walks and three guys reach on errors. That's 18 fucking baserunners and three fucking runs. That means it takes them six fucking baserunners to advance four bases. How is that even mathematically possible? I'll tell you how...your fucking three hole hitter is 0 fer fucking 5 with 7 fucking LOB, that's how.
Fuck fuck fuck. 4-3 BALLGAME Thanks, Clark.
This loss is officially on the dipshit who inserted Fernando Martinez in the three hole tonight. This game was lost as soon as that dipshit handed in the lineup card.
I can't argue with that, but Clark's send with nobody out and Altuve coming up was colossally stupid.
With Castro 3-4 tonight, I decided to check where his numbers are at now on the season. Found this:vs LHP: .091/.130/.091vs RHP: .303/.388/.449
That's fairly extreme.
