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05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« on: May 19, 2012, 06:22:35 pm »
Friggin' FOX blackout...  Stuck with Milo and DoRay...  Anyone wanting to add a real PBP so I can know what is actually going on please feel free...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 06:25:15 pm »
Lineups

HOU

1. J Schafer CF
2. J Altuve 2B
3. J Maxwell RF
4. C Lee 1B
5. J Lowrie SS
6. M Downs 3B
7. J Martinez LF
8. C Snyder C
9. L Harrell P

DAL

1. I Kinsler 2B
2. E Andrus SS
3. J Hamilton CF
4. A Beltre 3B
5. M Young 1B   
6. D Murphy LF
7. N Cruz RF
8. M Napoli C
9. D Holland P
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Middle 1: DAL 0, HOU 0
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 06:26:30 pm »
T1: Hamilton walked and stole 2B, but no damage done.  Middle 1: DAL 0, HOU 0
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 06:28:10 pm »
I'm pissed off about this blackout. FYB. I don't even have DoRay.
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End 1: DAL 0, HOU 0
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 06:32:10 pm »
Strikeout, fly to right, pop-up to Kinsler.  End 1: DAL 0, HOU 0
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 06:32:38 pm »
I'm pissed off about this blackout. FYB. I don't even have DoRay.

Thought you had the MLB.TV package.  If so, you can still get the radio call...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 06:34:47 pm »
Thanks, OSF! I'm suffering through JOE Buck and Tim McCarver on the Phillies/Red Sox game.WTF is Millsie thinking vatting Maxwell third. He's no three.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 06:36:21 pm »
I don't have mlb.tv. I have the DirecTV Extra Innings package, so I'm  SOL.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 06:38:46 pm »
I need a criminal defense lawyer. One of these stupid Ranger fan chicks behind me is going to "fall" over the rail before this game us over.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 06:38:55 pm »
I don't want to curse the guy, but I'm seeing a lot of promise with Harrell.  He really gets ahead with that sinker. Once he learns to put batters away, he could be a nice pitcher.


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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 06:39:34 pm »
Harrell is working fast too.
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Middle 2: DAL 0, HOU 0
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 06:40:01 pm »
Top 2:

Young: high chopper to SS, Lowrie to Carlos. 1 out.
Murphy: Strikeout (Harrell evidently getting the low strike tonight per Milo). 2 out.
Nelson Cruz: base hit up the middle. 2 out, N.Cruz on 1B.
Napoli: line into right for a 1B. Close play at 2B (after N. Cruz rounded the bag a bit much). 2 outs, runners at 1B and 2B.
[A lot of cheering after Rangers hits.  Come on folks, get with it...].
Holland: Comebacker, 'interesting' toss from Harrell but gets the out. 3 outs.

Middle 2: DAL 0, HOU 0
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2012, 06:40:58 pm »
Since it's the Fox game, JD and Brownie must have the night off. The announcers were surprised at the number of Ranger fans at the game. "There are a LOT of Ranger fans here."
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2012, 06:41:49 pm »
I need a criminal defense lawyer. One of these stupid Ranger fan chicks behind me is going to "fall" over the rail before this game us over.

First recommendation: can't post this kinda stuff...  Leaves you without plausible deniability...  [Why do you link Selig is still drawing breath?!?  I've lost all playsible deniability].  Anyway... aren't your boys still minors?!?  A couple of years in Juvi.  Would seemingly be worth it...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2012, 06:42:31 pm »
If it's 'Baseball Night in America' why can't I get my wife and kids to stop watching whatever crap they're watching in the living room?

I guess I'm just too Fredo.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2012, 06:42:31 pm »
I'm not in the mood to do PBP off the radio, so I'm done...  Someone take it over?!?
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2012, 06:43:30 pm »
I don't want to curse the guy, but I'm seeing a lot of promise with Harrell.  He really gets ahead with that sinker. Once he learns to put batters away, he could be a nice pitcher.



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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2012, 06:43:49 pm »
I'm not in the mood to do PBP off the radio, so I'm done...  Someone take it over?!?

I can't do a long term one. Not sure how long I'll be here uninterrupted.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2012, 06:44:40 pm »
Carlos rips one straight at the left fielder.  One out.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2012, 06:44:47 pm »
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give a fuck about the Silver Boot even if Houston had won all 11 of them. I just don't care.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2012, 06:45:43 pm »
Since it's the Fox game, JD and Brownie must have the night off. The announcers were surprised at the number of Ranger fans at the game. "There are a LOT of Ranger fans here."

I'm stuck with the Red Sox/Phillies, and Joe Blanton, my guy, is getting pasted early 3-0 in the bottom of the second. Juneberno
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2012, 06:45:52 pm »
That one went through every wicket there was. Lowrie's on with a dribbler up the middle that Andrus nicked away from Kinsler.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2012, 06:46:23 pm »
I'm stuck with the Red Sox/Phillies, and Joe Blanton, my guy, is getting pasted early 3-0 in the bottom of the second. Juneberno

So far my pitchers have had a pretty horrible weekend.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2012, 06:46:43 pm »
Downs lines out to right. Two down.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2012, 06:48:19 pm »
Mike Barnett's got his hands full with JD Martinez.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2012, 06:49:28 pm »
JD strikes out on a heater up, up and way away.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2012, 06:49:29 pm »
Managed to get a game feed, so don't worry about the PBP unless you just wanna...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2012, 06:50:23 pm »
JD strikes out on a heater up, up and way away.

Dude should realize no-one is going to throw him a 3-2 strike right now...

I believe he WILL hit, but right now just needs to 'get out of his own head' a bit...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2012, 06:50:53 pm »
First recommendation: can't post this kinda stuff...  Leaves you without plausible deniability...  [Why do you link Selig is still drawing breath?!?  I've lost all playsible deniability].  Anyway... aren't your boys still minors?!?  A couple of years in Juvi.  Would seemingly be worth it...

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2012, 06:51:31 pm »
I have to concede that JD needs some time in the minors.  His ABs are brutal.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 06:52:12 pm »
They aren't here.

It would be an awful tragedy if someone spilled some beverage, one you of course don't drink, and that person around you slipped and fell over the railing.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2012, 06:52:58 pm »
Harrell has a really nasty sinker.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2012, 06:54:24 pm »
Tons of movement on the ball, and he's staying down and in.

Kinsler might've been robbed on that check swing, but that's just too damn bad. One down.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2012, 06:55:51 pm »
Harrell walks Andrus on five pitches, and Hamilton's up. Time for an injury.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2012, 06:56:35 pm »
First pitch hit and run moves Andrus to second but Hamilton grounds out to Altuve. Beltre up.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2012, 06:58:18 pm »
Beltre swings over two sinkers in a row. He took the third for a ball.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2012, 06:58:59 pm »
And he rips the shit out of a fastball to left, scoring Andrus on a close play at the plate.
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« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2012, 06:59:43 pm »
It would be an awful tragedy if someone spilled some beverage, one you of course don't drink, and that person around you slipped and fell over the railing.

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« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2012, 07:00:20 pm »
And he rips the shit out of a fastball to left, scoring Andrus on a close play at the plate.

Does the replay agree with the call?
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2012, 07:00:35 pm »
Young grounds to Lowrie, who boots it, then tries to outrun Beltre to second WHEN ALTUVE IS STANDING ON THE BAG WAITING FOR THE THROW. Two on, two out.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2012, 07:00:49 pm »
Does the replay agree with the call?

He was safe, safe, safe.
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2012, 07:01:12 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2012, 07:02:01 pm »
Lowrie's glove is starting has really cooled lately.

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« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2012, 07:02:58 pm »
Well, SHITFUCK!!!!
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2012, 07:04:15 pm »
Three fucking Stooges.

Murphy hits a drive in the gap in deep RCF. Maxwell dives for the ball and misses it, and both fielders fall down. The ball rolls to the wall and Murphy has an inside the park three-run homer. Schafer is down, he may have tripped over Maxwell.
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« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2012, 07:04:24 pm »
Motherfucker. Double motherfucker as Schafer is hurt.  

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« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2012, 07:04:37 pm »
He was safe, safe, safe.

Thanks. Thought so, but the jumping jack in the box Ranger fans blocked my view.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2012, 07:05:01 pm »
Looks like an ankle. Probably not just a tweak.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2012, 07:05:40 pm »
Thanks. Thought so, but the jumping jack in the box Ranger fans blocked my view.

Man, it would suck if someone's hot dog squirted mustard on my seat when I was up applauding a play. I'd hate that.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2012, 07:06:19 pm »
Son of a bitch. 2 out error then a freaking inside the park hr with an injury to boot.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2012, 07:07:08 pm »
Maxwell moves to center, Bogey comes in and goes to right.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2012, 07:07:50 pm »
Harrell strikes out Cruz but it's 4-0, middle 3.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2012, 07:07:54 pm »
What a fucking travesty.  I hate this series.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2012, 07:07:54 pm »
Looks like an ankle. Probably not just a tweak.

He walked off with a limp, but not assisted.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2012, 07:08:33 pm »
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2012, 07:10:03 pm »
He walked off with a limp, but not assisted.

He's so damn brittle, who knows. He makes me think of a thoroughbred, or a sports car that has to spend a lot of time in the shop. Lots of potential, half the time out of commission, hard to drive, etc.
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« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2012, 07:11:48 pm »
What a fucking travesty.  I hate this series.
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« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2012, 07:12:16 pm »
Snyder cranks a solo shot into the Boxes. 4-1.
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« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2012, 07:12:38 pm »
It is baseball torture. Play like shit, get butt kicked, watch annoying fans in your yard. Doesn't get worse, does it?

Well, they could be from Chicago.
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« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2012, 07:12:45 pm »
SNYDER!!!
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« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2012, 07:12:57 pm »
Off the Snyde.......

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« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2012, 07:13:45 pm »
Holland seems to be pretty wild high tonight.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2012, 07:14:03 pm »
Harrell fans. One down.
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« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2012, 07:15:04 pm »
Mills says Schafer twisted the inside of his ankle and the docs are looking at it, hopefully it isn't too bad.
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« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2012, 07:15:32 pm »
Bogey grounds out, 4-3. Two down.
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« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2012, 07:16:55 pm »
Altuve grounds out to short. 4-1 after 3.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2012, 07:18:48 pm »
It is baseball torture. Play like shit, get butt kicked, watch annoying fans in your yard. Doesn't get worse, does it?

Tell me if this was worse: a few years I went to Astros/Rangers in Arlington.  We played like shit, I had to put up with annoying fans talking trash, and a drunk  ass in a Pujols jersey sat in front of us.

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« Reply #67 on: May 19, 2012, 07:21:40 pm »
Well, it's not getting any better with the Phillies and my guy Blanton as it is now 5-1 courtesy of back to backers. Blanton looks like shit tonight.
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« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2012, 07:28:09 pm »
Great, now Nolan is on, saying he thinks of the Astros as a national league club. 

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« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2012, 07:31:38 pm »
KABONG!!! 2-run shot into the CBs...  DAL 4, HOU 3, B4 (0 out).
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« Reply #71 on: May 19, 2012, 07:35:47 pm »
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« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2012, 07:40:55 pm »
Missed it, how did JD get on base?
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« Reply #73 on: May 19, 2012, 07:46:12 pm »
Missed it, how did JD get on base?

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« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2012, 07:47:32 pm »
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« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2012, 07:49:14 pm »
Yo Adrian, Fuck You!

Guy had a 'contract year' and got a shitload of cash from SEA after which he did jack shit for SEA.  Was really hoping the TEX contract would work out the same... So far, no luck...
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« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2012, 07:56:17 pm »
Derek Holland reminds me of that cousin of the Dirty Sanchez, the Greasy Dutchman. Which is a variation of the Detroit Mud-Shovel.

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Maxwell says fuck you Ranger fans!!!!
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« Reply #79 on: May 19, 2012, 07:57:23 pm »
JUSTIN FRIGGIN' MAXWELL!!! 
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« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2012, 08:01:09 pm »
Just in, Max well done.
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« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2012, 08:09:39 pm »
I see the woim has toined. Nice woik, fellahs.
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Guy had a 'contract year' and got a shitload of cash from SEA after which he did jack shit for SEA.  Was really hoping the TEX contract would work out the same... So far, no luck...

Didn't he spend a year in Boston, too? Or am I on drugs?
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« Reply #83 on: May 19, 2012, 08:11:04 pm »
He did.  You might be on drugs though.

Abad looked like a real pitcher that AB. 

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« Reply #84 on: May 19, 2012, 08:12:39 pm »
How's your slovenly Jack in the Box, Jane?
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« Reply #85 on: May 19, 2012, 08:12:42 pm »
Just in, Max well done.

So this (along with the Adrian comment) begs the question... What are you drinking tonight?!?
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« Reply #86 on: May 19, 2012, 08:13:48 pm »
This Ogando guy throws kinda hard.
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« Reply #87 on: May 19, 2012, 08:14:21 pm »
Didn't he spend a year in Boston, too? Or am I on drugs?

He spent 5 years in Seattle and never hit above .276, then spent a contract year in boston and hit .321, which he parlayed into the contract he got with Texas. It was those Seattle years that led Berkman to question the Rangers spending all that money on him after one good year in Boston.
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« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2012, 08:14:38 pm »
This Ogando guy throws kinda hard.
Really, why is he on the hill in inning six?

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Didn't he spend a year in Boston, too? Or am I on drugs?

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« Reply #90 on: May 19, 2012, 08:15:02 pm »
Maxwell says fuck you Ranger fans!!!!
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« Reply #91 on: May 19, 2012, 08:16:23 pm »
Really, why is he on the hill in inning six?

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« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2012, 08:16:34 pm »
So this (along with the Adrian comment) begs the question... What are you drinking tonight?!?

I don't know. Liquor, beer, wine, something like that.
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« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2012, 08:16:48 pm »
Hey, Martinez with a double to the gap in RCF!
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« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2012, 08:16:58 pm »
How's your slovenly Jack in the Box, Jane?

They shut up for a while after the Maxwell HR. Now they are back to their blathering drivel......
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« Reply #95 on: May 19, 2012, 08:17:32 pm »
I don't know. Liquor, beer, wine, something like that.

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« Reply #96 on: May 19, 2012, 08:17:51 pm »
JD making me look stupid. Nice.

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« Reply #97 on: May 19, 2012, 08:18:01 pm »
They shut up for a while after the Maxwell HR. Now they are back to their blathering drivel......

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« Reply #98 on: May 19, 2012, 08:18:06 pm »
Does your brain look like fried eggs?

Absolutely. Why do you ask?
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« Reply #99 on: May 19, 2012, 08:18:17 pm »
JD making me look stupid. Nice.

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« Reply #100 on: May 19, 2012, 08:19:36 pm »
Nice to see JD get some good barrel on that 2Ber!!!
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« Reply #101 on: May 19, 2012, 08:20:09 pm »
I'm surprised Ogando nibbles on the outside corner with breaking stuff when he's got a heater like the one he showed earlier. Maybe that's why he's on now.
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« Reply #102 on: May 19, 2012, 08:20:12 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: May 19, 2012, 08:20:22 pm »
C'mon Buck!
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I don't think I've seen this expressed tonight: Fuck the Rangers!
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« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2012, 08:20:53 pm »
Buck!!!
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« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2012, 08:21:09 pm »
He is a pinch hitting machine.
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« Reply #107 on: May 19, 2012, 08:21:24 pm »
Maddux out to feel up that Irish fellow O'Goondough.

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« Reply #109 on: May 19, 2012, 08:21:44 pm »
Chris Snyder is a very slow human. He'd better hope that the lions don't start encroaching on the Houston suburbs.
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« Reply #110 on: May 19, 2012, 08:21:57 pm »
Shit, Bogey. Take a pitch.
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Hey, my herd takes offense....

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« Reply #112 on: May 19, 2012, 08:23:15 pm »
Ah, fuck. Political commercials. What a fucking load of bullshit.
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END 6: DAL 4, HOU 6
« Reply #113 on: May 19, 2012, 08:23:35 pm »
TRAVIS FRIGGIN' BUCK!  RBI 2B.  Bugusevic with a hard liner to Beltre to end the inning.  END 6: DAL 4, HOU 6
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« Reply #114 on: May 19, 2012, 08:23:51 pm »
Ah, fuck. Political commercials. What a fucking load of bullshit.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #115 on: May 19, 2012, 08:23:59 pm »
You're no cow.

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« Reply #116 on: May 19, 2012, 08:24:27 pm »
You're not a Dewhurst fan?

It's a field crowded with suck.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #117 on: May 19, 2012, 08:24:59 pm »
It's a field crowded with suck.

Tell me about it.
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« Reply #118 on: May 19, 2012, 08:25:24 pm »
You're not a Dewhurst fan?

He's a fucking buffoon. So are the imbeciles running against him.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #119 on: May 19, 2012, 08:26:10 pm »
It's a field crowded with suck.

And worse than suck, Craig James.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #120 on: May 19, 2012, 08:26:59 pm »
REALLY liked the job done by Harrell tonight!
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« Reply #121 on: May 19, 2012, 08:27:13 pm »
You're no cow.


No I meant my real cows.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #122 on: May 19, 2012, 08:27:40 pm »
Ian, take a seat.
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« Reply #123 on: May 19, 2012, 08:27:56 pm »
Suck it IAN!
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« Reply #124 on: May 19, 2012, 08:28:15 pm »
Wilton Lopez is my new man crush. It doesn't hurt that he's on my fantasy staff.
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« Reply #125 on: May 19, 2012, 08:28:42 pm »
And worse than suck, Craig James.

I've learned a lot working in politics. Two things stand out.

1. There is no limit to the amount of misguided chickenshit Fear.

2. There is no end of the zombie army of damaged idiots who want to run the show, or at least try to find some way to fill the chasm of need they have.
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« Reply #126 on: May 19, 2012, 08:29:09 pm »

No I meant my real cows.

Those aren't cows.
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« Reply #127 on: May 19, 2012, 08:30:05 pm »
By the way, I sure hope Stern doesn't have some brain-damaged idiot refereeing the OKC game tonight.
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« Reply #128 on: May 19, 2012, 08:30:39 pm »
That's not to say that there's anything wrong with being a cow anyway.

Hell, no. Cows are beautiful. Nothing better than waking up and sittin on the porch drinkin coffee looking at a green pasture filled with fine lookin heifers.
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« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2012, 08:30:56 pm »
Time for Hamilton to strain an oblique with his swing.
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #130 on: May 19, 2012, 08:31:32 pm »
Maxwell really needs to make that catch next time one is hit out there.
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« Reply #131 on: May 19, 2012, 08:31:57 pm »
I get the feeling that Hamilton could hit a golf ball fired from a cannon.
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« Reply #132 on: May 19, 2012, 08:32:14 pm »
Ah, fuck. Political commercials. What a fucking load of bullshit.

Curious. Is there ANY effort to make political commercials even remotely truthful in TX? Here in PDX, the amount of blatant disinformation being put out is unreal. Not even a modicum of truth...
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #133 on: May 19, 2012, 08:33:13 pm »
BTW, looked like Wilton had Elvis wrung-up there, but didn't get the call...  Shoulda been out of that inning unscathed...
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« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2012, 08:33:26 pm »
Curious. Is there ANY effort to make political commercials even remotely truthful in TX? Here in PDX, the amount of blatant disinformation being put out is unreal. Not even a modicum of truth...

I don't know what it's like in other countries, but this is an American Tradition. If they had to tell the truth, they'd have nothing to say.
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« Reply #135 on: May 19, 2012, 08:34:35 pm »
Curious. Is there ANY effort to make political commercials even remotely truthful in TX? Here in PDX, the amount of blatant disinformation being put out is unreal. Not even a modicum of truth...

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« Reply #136 on: May 19, 2012, 08:35:52 pm »
They're just trying to get your vote, man! they want to represent you!

They can represent me in Hell.
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« Reply #137 on: May 19, 2012, 08:36:15 pm »
Rangers fans make asshole politicians possible.

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« Reply #138 on: May 19, 2012, 08:36:40 pm »
Rangers fans make asshole politicians possible.

Ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha.
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« Reply #139 on: May 19, 2012, 08:36:47 pm »
They're just trying to get your vote, man! they want to represent get rich off of you!

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« Reply #140 on: May 19, 2012, 08:39:00 pm »
I don't know what it's like in other countries, but this is an American Tradition. If they had to tell the truth, they'd have nothing to say.

Its one thing to add 'color' to an ad, but quite another to blatantly lie.  The stuff they pull here in PDX is beyond ridiculous...
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« Reply #141 on: May 19, 2012, 08:39:10 pm »
FIFY.

Well, some of them are already rich. There's plenty of them who just want to run your life, or make their friends rich.

I was stunned to find out how many of them have this deep need to be loved though. It's really scary.
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« Reply #142 on: May 19, 2012, 08:39:30 pm »
Crap Carlos
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« Reply #143 on: May 19, 2012, 08:40:12 pm »
Its one thing to add 'color' to an ad, but quite another to blatantly lie.  The stuff they pull here in PDX is beyond ridiculous...

Don't forget that you live in an age where Truth is a point of view.
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« Reply #144 on: May 19, 2012, 08:41:07 pm »
Nice to see the Rangers play the stumblefuck.
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« Reply #145 on: May 19, 2012, 08:41:21 pm »
Well, some of them are already rich. There's plenty of them who just want to run your life, or make their friends rich.

I was stunned to find out how many of them have this deep need to be loved though. It's really scary.

Yeah, it's really quite stunning. I can't figure out why so many people give them their vote.
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« Reply #146 on: May 19, 2012, 08:41:52 pm »
Crapola. Gotta bring him home after that baserunning...
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« Reply #147 on: May 19, 2012, 08:45:04 pm »
Yeah, it's really quite stunning. I can't figure out why so many people give them their vote.

You could make a case that they don't, if you look at voter turnout.

I'm convinced that redistricting and unrestrained contributions are killing this country, but you'd still have to have good candidates and the system makes it difficult for any but the deeply warped to play.
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« Reply #148 on: May 19, 2012, 08:46:39 pm »
We're safe: XM just started playing "Jesus is just alright with me". Although I have to admit I was pretty weirded out when I found out that they were covering the Byrds.
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« Reply #149 on: May 19, 2012, 08:47:48 pm »
WW in to pitch...
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« Reply #150 on: May 19, 2012, 08:47:53 pm »
We're safe: XM just started playing "Jesus is just alright with me". Although I have to admit I was pretty weirded out when I found out that they were covering the Byrds.

I know what you mean. For years, I thought Nazareth wrote "Love Hurts."
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« Reply #151 on: May 19, 2012, 08:48:11 pm »
Situational lefty pitching.  What is Mills' plan if he needs another lefty?
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« Reply #152 on: May 19, 2012, 08:49:18 pm »
WW in to pitch...

Well, try to pitch...
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« Reply #153 on: May 19, 2012, 08:50:45 pm »
We're safe: XM just started playing "Jesus is just alright with me". Although I have to admit I was pretty weirded out when I found out that they were covering the Byrds.

In college, I did an internship at a Christian radio station. Weird almost beyond belief.

The station manager got so mad he'd spit when "Jesus is Just Alright With Me" got mentioned. He was so pissed off to think that someone would find Jesus to be 'just alright.'

He and his wife had long conversations with me about backward masking, they were both completely convinced that it was true, and devil worshippers were fighting for unsaved souls by using that secret technology.

He works for Rick Perry, has for many years.
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« Reply #154 on: May 19, 2012, 08:51:05 pm »
Situational lefty pitching.  What is Mills' plan if he needs another lefty?

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« Reply #155 on: May 19, 2012, 08:51:14 pm »
That pitching move made little sense.  He had to know they would pinch hit.

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« Reply #156 on: May 19, 2012, 08:51:42 pm »
Now pitching for your Houston Astros #37, Brandon Lyon
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« Reply #157 on: May 19, 2012, 08:52:15 pm »
I know what you mean. For years, I thought Nazareth wrote "Love Hurts."

Well, they did kind of rewrite it in a shitty way. I preferred the original or Jim Capaldi's version.
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« Reply #158 on: May 19, 2012, 08:53:16 pm »
He works for Rick Perry, has for many years.

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« Reply #159 on: May 19, 2012, 08:53:28 pm »
That pitching move made little sense.  He had to know they would pinch hit.

Yep, would've much rather seen Wilton finish out the inning that Wesley (with a PH certainly coming in) and then Lyon.
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« Reply #160 on: May 19, 2012, 08:53:43 pm »
Well, they did kind of rewrite it in a shitty way. I preferred the original or Jim Capaldi's version.

Yeah, but I didn't even know those versions existed. I thought it was just this great weepy song by Nazareth.
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« Reply #162 on: May 19, 2012, 08:54:07 pm »
I swear it seems like Mills wants to make sure everyone on the team gets a chance to play.
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« Reply #163 on: May 19, 2012, 08:54:24 pm »
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« Reply #164 on: May 19, 2012, 08:54:51 pm »
Why am I not surprised?

He actually predates Perry's 'conversion.' Back when I knew Rick Perry, he was a long, long way away from how he presents himself today.
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« Reply #165 on: May 19, 2012, 08:55:07 pm »
I swear it seems like Mills wants to make sure everyone on the team gets a chance to play.

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« Reply #166 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:12 pm »
Oh bull shit!
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« Reply #167 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:15 pm »
Do you guys have to talk about Perry?  I hate him.  I don't think Jesus is alright with Perry.
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« Reply #168 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:17 pm »
Shit. What a call
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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #169 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:33 pm »
He actually predates Perry's 'conversion.' Back when I knew Rick Perry, he was a long, long way away from how he presents himself today.

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Re: 05/19/12: HOU vs. the South Okie 25
« Reply #170 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:56 pm »
OH WHAT A SWEET DP!!!
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« Reply #171 on: May 19, 2012, 08:57:07 pm »
That's fucking ridiculous. You give that call every fucking day.
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« Reply #172 on: May 19, 2012, 08:57:28 pm »
Well, it seems to me that Lowrie was way off the base.
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« Reply #173 on: May 19, 2012, 08:57:35 pm »
That's fucking ridiculous. You give that call every fucking day.

Nolan's team isn't suppose to lose. 
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« Reply #174 on: May 19, 2012, 08:57:43 pm »
WHAT?!?  NO NEIGHBORHOOD PLAY?!? TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!
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« Reply #175 on: May 19, 2012, 08:57:52 pm »
That fucking second base umpire has his tongue up Ryan's ass
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« Reply #176 on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:01 pm »
That's fucking ridiculous. You give that call every fucking day.

REALLY PISSES ME THE HELL OFF!!!
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« Reply #177 on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:29 pm »
That's fucking ridiculous. You give that call every fucking day.

Not today....
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« Reply #178 on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:33 pm »
You're kidding. A conservative candidate would misrepresent his background?

He's not a conservative candidate. He is in a race to be the most conservative candidate possible. This is no simple race to win.
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« Reply #179 on: May 19, 2012, 08:59:24 pm »
That fucking second base umpire has his tongue up Ryan's ass

I nominate this for the evening's best comment.
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« Reply #180 on: May 19, 2012, 09:00:21 pm »
Yes you mf!
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« Reply #181 on: May 19, 2012, 09:00:33 pm »
Ha!

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« Reply #182 on: May 19, 2012, 09:00:51 pm »
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« Reply #184 on: May 19, 2012, 09:01:21 pm »
THERE YOU GO BRANDON LYON!!!  FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!
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« Reply #185 on: May 19, 2012, 09:01:40 pm »
I don't remember dreaming about a Taco Bell taco in a Doritos shell.
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I don't remember dreaming about a Taco Bell taco in a Doritos shell.

This is a simply stunning development.
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« Reply #187 on: May 19, 2012, 09:03:19 pm »
I don't remember dreaming about a Taco Bell taco in a Doritos shell.

You're not Mexican. What?
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« Reply #188 on: May 19, 2012, 09:03:30 pm »
Hey! It's Wolverine!
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Plate's 60 feet away, Wolverine.
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« Reply #191 on: May 19, 2012, 09:06:06 pm »
I don't remember dreaming about a Taco Bell taco in a Doritos shell.

You slept through it.
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You slept through it.

I figured that was coming.
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By the way: JD Martinez is completely lost right now.
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i wouldn't be upset if there were some insurance runs scored by the astros in this 8th inning.
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i wouldn't be upset if there were some insurance runs scored by the astros in this 8th inning.

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« Reply #196 on: May 19, 2012, 09:08:20 pm »
Fox guy: "This is National League baseball. The pace of the game, decisions that have to be made...managers love that."
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« Reply #197 on: May 19, 2012, 09:08:50 pm »
Fox guy: "This is National League baseball. The pace of the game, decisions that have to be made...managers love that."

who cares?
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who cares?

He was being very complimentary. And intelligent, which is unexpected.
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The intro for Myers is friggin ridiculous
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« Reply #200 on: May 19, 2012, 09:10:21 pm »
The intro for Myers is friggin ridiculous

What is it?
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« Reply #201 on: May 19, 2012, 09:10:36 pm »
i know, but no one really seems to care.  at least not those making decisions.
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i know, but no one really seems to care.  at least not those making decisions.

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I hope there are some Astro fans there to cheer.
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« Reply #204 on: May 19, 2012, 09:12:23 pm »
It's a long damn way from the boardroom to the dugout.

yep.
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« Reply #205 on: May 19, 2012, 09:12:54 pm »
Ian, take one of those golden sombreros off the rack, they all fit.
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Sit down Ian
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We're good: XM is playing "Green Grass and High Tides".
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« Reply #208 on: May 19, 2012, 09:14:01 pm »
It's a long damn way from the boardroom to the dugout.

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« Reply #209 on: May 19, 2012, 09:14:52 pm »
I love it when the Rangers fail.
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« Reply #210 on: May 19, 2012, 09:15:07 pm »
I love it when the Rangers fail.

and fall.


great tag on the foot.
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« Reply #211 on: May 19, 2012, 09:15:12 pm »
4Ks, golden sombrero or platinum sombrero, I forget... In any event, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN IAN!!!
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« Reply #212 on: May 19, 2012, 09:15:22 pm »
Cry, Rangers fans. Cry like it really means something, because you fucking suck.
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« Reply #213 on: May 19, 2012, 09:15:26 pm »
Well, that was an interesting end to the end of a game.
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There are plenty of Astros fans here screaming their lungs out. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
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Replay shows he was tagged on the foot.
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« Reply #216 on: May 19, 2012, 09:16:04 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN DALLAS RANGERS!!!
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Wrap it up.
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« Reply #218 on: May 19, 2012, 09:16:26 pm »
dude, that's what i said.
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That was beautiful. I could cry tears of joy!!
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« Reply #220 on: May 19, 2012, 09:18:31 pm »
dude, that's what i said.

I was just clarifying for those who might not be able to see it.
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« Reply #221 on: May 19, 2012, 09:19:13 pm »
And I fucking missed it. Watch us get blown out tomorrow when TV returns.
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« Reply #222 on: May 19, 2012, 09:20:32 pm »
who is the guy to reynolds' right?
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Replay shows he was tagged on the foot.

And the Ranger fans are bitchin and bitchin....
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« Reply #224 on: May 19, 2012, 09:20:59 pm »
And I fucking missed it. Watch us get blown out tomorrow when TV returns.

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« Reply #225 on: May 19, 2012, 09:21:21 pm »
And the Ranger fans are bitchin and bitchin....

The replay was conclusive.
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« Reply #226 on: May 19, 2012, 09:22:45 pm »
who is the guy to reynolds' right?

Matt Vasgersian.
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« Reply #227 on: May 19, 2012, 09:22:53 pm »
The replay was conclusive.

The ump was quite emphatic with his call from what I saw. Can't wait to see the replay.
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« Reply #228 on: May 19, 2012, 09:23:34 pm »
The ump was quite emphatic with his call from what I saw. Can't wait to see the replay.

Replay showed Brett got him.  Good call (for a change).
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« Reply #229 on: May 19, 2012, 09:23:58 pm »
The ump was quite emphatic with his call from what I saw. Can't wait to see the replay.

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« Reply #230 on: May 19, 2012, 09:24:24 pm »
Damn happy that I saw that game!!!
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« Reply #231 on: May 19, 2012, 09:25:00 pm »
Beautiful ending to a beautiful game.

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« Reply #232 on: May 19, 2012, 09:25:44 pm »
Matt Vasgersian.

thanks, but I still have no idea who he is.  good gig for him though.
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« Reply #233 on: May 19, 2012, 09:26:00 pm »
Damn happy that I saw that game!!!

What are you doing there? Rubbing it in?

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« Reply #234 on: May 19, 2012, 09:26:21 pm »
And the Ranger fans are bitchin and bitchin....

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« Reply #235 on: May 19, 2012, 09:26:51 pm »
thanks, but I still have no idea who he is.  good gig for him though.

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« Reply #236 on: May 19, 2012, 09:27:14 pm »
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« Reply #237 on: May 19, 2012, 09:28:43 pm »
MLB Network guy, used to do PBP for the Brewers and the Padres.

Also called the Rocky Balboa vs. Mason 'The Line' Dixon fight.  Can't believe Rocky was able to stand toe-to-toe with the kid and go the distance...
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« Reply #238 on: May 19, 2012, 09:29:14 pm »
I have to confess that after last night's game before the fireworks, I got up to go to the bathroom.

There was a small group of wanker Rangers fans right by the door.  I almost took one out.  I just kept walking like I didn't notice anything.  I was close to hitting him.  What little bit of the conversation I heard made me smile.
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« Reply #239 on: May 19, 2012, 09:29:19 pm »
Also called the Rocky Balboa vs. Mason 'The Line' Dixon fight.  Can't believe Rocky was able to stand toe-to-toe with the kid and go the distance...

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« Reply #240 on: May 19, 2012, 09:30:07 pm »
I have to confess that after last night's game before the fireworks, I got up to go to the bathroom.

There was a small group of wanker Rangers fans right by the door.  I almost took one out.  I just kept walking like I didn't notice anything.  I was close to hitting him.  What little bit of the conversation I heard made me smile.

I said it last night and it's true every day - the Astros need more fans like you.
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« Reply #241 on: May 19, 2012, 09:30:38 pm »
I said it last night and it's true every day - the Astros need more fans like you.

you're sweet.
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« Reply #242 on: May 19, 2012, 09:32:11 pm »
One thing I've always wanted to know, why did Kevin Harlan's mom fuck Marv Albert?
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« Reply #243 on: May 19, 2012, 09:34:13 pm »
Also I wonder if Mr Harlan ever figured it out.
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« Reply #244 on: May 19, 2012, 09:36:05 pm »
One thing I've always wanted to know, why did Kevin Harlan's mom fuck Marv Albert?

I dunno, why did you?!? I'd imagine the reasons were similar, no?!?
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« Reply #245 on: May 19, 2012, 09:40:36 pm »
I dunno, why did you?!? I'd imagine the reasons were similar, no?!?

I just figured he was Marv bastard son, since he sounds more like Marv than Kenny does.
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« Reply #246 on: May 19, 2012, 09:51:55 pm »
I just figured he was Marv bastard son, since he sounds more like Marv than Kenny does.

But that still doesn't explain why you slept with Marv...
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« Reply #247 on: May 19, 2012, 09:55:02 pm »
But that still doesn't explain why you slept with Marv...

Okay, I confess, I did it to get closer to you, lover.
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« Reply #248 on: May 20, 2012, 12:01:55 pm »
Don't forget that you live in an age where Truth is a point of view.

You have to be fair and tell the other side of the story too.
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« Reply #249 on: May 20, 2012, 12:21:35 pm »
All the tweets about the near-sellouts this weekend being "a playoff-like atmosphere" are just pathetic. 
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« Reply #250 on: May 20, 2012, 12:27:11 pm »
You have to be fair and tell the other side of the story too.

The Fairness Doctrine is just an episode in the past.
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« Reply #251 on: May 20, 2012, 12:44:56 pm »
All the tweets about the near-sellouts this weekend being "a playoff-like atmosphere" are just pathetic. 

"Sellout"... good choice of words.