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Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« on: November 12, 2011, 07:32:03 pm »
Woodford Reserve and Carillo "Short Run" toro.

So I was listening earlier to Alvin Lee's "In Tennessee", the record he did with Scotty Moore and D.J. Fontana.  I fuckin' LOVE that record!

At any rate, now listening to Dave Edmunds....so (with a shoutout to the Boss)....

(E) At sixteen she quit high school
To make her fortune in the promised land
She got a (A) job behind the counter
In an (E) all night hamburger stand
She wrote faithfully home to mama...
"Mama don't you worry none
From small things mama, (B) big things one day (E) come"

(E) It was late one Friday
He pulled in out of the dark
He was (A) tall and handsome
First she took his (E) order then she took his heart
They bought a house up on the hillside
Where little feet soon would (C#m) run
From (E) small things mama, (B) big things one day (E) come
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 07:38:32 pm »
I love that song.
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 10:30:10 pm »
He rode in to Blue Rock,
Dusty and tired
And he got him a room for the night...
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 11:04:07 pm »
I was at a wedding.  Fun times.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 11:30:58 pm »
Don't think twice, it's alright.

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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2011, 06:35:38 am »
I was at a wedding.  Fun times.
My father in law had five daughters and his only stipulation on their weddings was that they could not occur during the general hunting season.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2011, 08:38:01 am »
I was at a wedding.  Fun times.

Bench and Batgirl got married?
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2011, 09:03:00 am »
I was at a wedding.  Fun times.

Wow...our third TZ wedding
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2011, 09:06:42 am »
Bench and Batgirl got married?

I'm confused as hell because I thought they were already married. Anyway, nice work you two.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2011, 09:42:38 am »
I'm confused as hell because I thought they were already married. Anyway, nice work you two.

See, BudGirl, I wasn't the only one confused by this.

And, hey.  You were supposed to take me to that wedding, dammit.  Which lucky bastard got to go in my place?

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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2011, 09:46:23 am »
Chuck's confusion and yours were different.

But, yes, Bench and BatGirl got married, to each other for the first time to my knowledge, last night.  Very nice wedding.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2011, 10:21:19 am »
Chuck's confusion and yours were different.

But, yes, Bench and BatGirl got married, to each other for the first time to my knowledge, last night.  Very nice wedding.

Wow, I had no idea. Congratulations to the lucky couple!
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2011, 12:40:42 pm »
And, hey.  You were supposed to take me to that wedding, dammit.  Which lucky bastard got to go in my place?

It obviously wasn't me.  Which is disappointing.  BudGirl never takes me out in public anymore.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2011, 01:32:39 pm »
Dadgummit. No wonder I spent all weekend in the hospital with heartbreak...
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2011, 07:47:06 pm »
Wow, congrats!

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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2011, 08:39:35 pm »
Congrats, y'all!

Also, how was the reception?  Open bar?
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2011, 09:36:44 pm »
25 acre ranch?
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2011, 07:31:58 am »
25 acre ranch?

I use the term liberally.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2011, 09:38:34 am »
the secret is out.

3 weddings from TZ? who is the 3rd?

congrats to Bench and BatGirl.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2011, 10:04:29 am »
Congrats Bench and Batgirl! Very cool!
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2011, 10:06:39 am »
the secret is out.

3 weddings from TZ? who is the 3rd?

congrats to Bench and BatGirl.

Not sure who the 2nd was?

Anyway, congrats!

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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2011, 10:20:19 am »
Not sure who the 2nd was?

I think what he means is two marriages and one civil union.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2011, 10:20:53 am »
I think what he means is two marriages and one civil union.

You and Alkie?
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2011, 10:33:21 am »
Not sure who the 2nd was?

Anyway, congrats!

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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2011, 10:47:57 am »
gleach and allison

who was the first?

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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2011, 10:52:31 am »
I believe gleach and Allison were the first.

I have heard Alkie met his wife through the board.

And now the third would be Bench and BatGirl.
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« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2011, 11:00:21 am »
Alkie and his wife.
Gleach and Allison.
Bench ang Batgirl.

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« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2011, 02:50:08 pm »
Alkie and his wife.
Gleach and Allison.
Bench ang Batgirl.


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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2011, 02:52:03 pm »
I'm still stunned that we have three ladies
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2011, 02:54:24 pm »
I'm still stunned that we have three ladies

Better work on those counting skills or BudGirl will come kick your ass.
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« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2011, 02:55:53 pm »
Better work on those counting skills or BudGirl will come kick your ass.

If anything is left after JaneDoe gets finished...

And what about Towlie?

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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2011, 03:13:08 pm »
If anything is left after JaneDoe gets finished...

And what about Towlie?

Or Fderia?
Or Holly?
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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2011, 03:20:14 pm »
And what about Towlie?

She turned into oil.
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Re: Saturday Night at the Ranch...
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2011, 03:24:58 pm »
Drill, Baby, Drill...?

I think I went the wrong direction.
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2011, 03:56:27 pm »
Better work on those counting skills or BudGirl will come kick your ass.

Ah, thanks.
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« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2011, 10:11:39 am »
Thanks all.  Happiness abounds.
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« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2011, 08:53:45 pm »
Nice work, gang! Congratulations!
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