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Craig

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Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« on: July 15, 2011, 11:07:13 am »
Nevermind that stench in the cellar, just sign on the dotted line ...

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Re: Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2011, 11:15:58 am »
Good news:  the Astros pitching staff, shit, pretty much the entire roster except the team's human dynamo Hunter Pence, is well rested having not seen any action over the All-Star Break.
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Re: Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 11:25:09 am »
Sounds like my house. 

Great job, Craig.
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Re: Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 11:38:59 am »
Very nice, Craig.

So who is our Mike Holmes in this deal?  Crane?  Hunsicker?
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Re: Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 11:39:43 am »
Great work, Craig. The HOA reference was priceless.
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Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 11:59:48 am »
Excellent
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Re: Pirates at Astros – A Real Fixer-Upper
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 12:04:25 pm »
Quote from: strosrays on July 15, 2011, 11:38:59 am
Very nice, Craig.

So who is our Mike Holmes in this deal?  Crane?  Hunsicker?

Hmm, I don't know. Part of me would love to see The Hun back in Houston, but I'm not sure it would work this time. He'd certainly have to use a different approach because there isn't a lot of trade-bait for him to work with. But if anyone could go out and pillage the rest of the league's prospects, it would be The Hun.
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