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Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« on: July 01, 2011, 07:48:48 pm »
Fucking idiot fans down in Dumbass Cove. We need some form of punishment more severe than mere ejection from the game.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 07:58:31 pm »
Between-inning meet and greet with Brocail.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 08:10:05 pm »
Norris strikes out the side. Why?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 08:13:00 pm »
Bud Norris doing his best to make these dicknose bandwagoneers shut their whorish mouths. I hate all these Massholes moving to Texas.

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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2011, 08:14:08 pm »
My six year old's observation on the game...."That guy's name goes all the way across and almost makes a semicircle."
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 08:17:25 pm »
Best interview by Patti all year!
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2011, 08:17:45 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 01, 2011, 08:14:08 pm
My six year old's observation on the game...."That guy's name goes all the way across and almost makes a semicircle."

That's cute.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 08:25:43 pm »
Fox TV's promo for the Astros-Red Sox series features . . . David Ortiz, Red Sox DH.  Who isn't fucking playing.

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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 08:27:09 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 01, 2011, 08:17:25 pm
Best interview by Patti all year!

I missed the woman's quote. I just heard Patti trying to cover it up. What did she say?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 08:28:13 pm »
Those ads suck anyway.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 08:28:52 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 08:27:09 pm
I missed the woman's quote. I just heard Patti trying to cover it up. What did she say?

We're gonna kick their ass.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 08:29:50 pm »
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We're gonna kick their ass.

I loved it. A real fan.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 08:31:01 pm »
You've got to admire folks who say that they're die-hard Astros fans even after moving to Dallas 9 years ago. That's the kind of devotion we like.

Bad break for Wallace there.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 08:38:18 pm »
So how tall is Pedroia anyway? Can't be towering over Altuve by all that much...
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 08:45:31 pm »
I don't remember Niekro being as all over the place as Wakefield is. My memory could well be faulty.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2011, 08:50:58 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 01, 2011, 08:38:18 pm
So how tall is Pedroia anyway? Can't be towering over Altuve by all that much...

baseball-reference.com says 5'9" and 180 lb. Apply scaling factors as you deem appropriate.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2011, 08:51:20 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 01, 2011, 08:45:31 pm
I don't remember Niekro being as all over the place as Wakefield is. My memory could well be faulty.

I agree, but I do remember comments from the catchers about how unpredictable the pitches were and special mitts, so I could be faulty, too.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2011, 08:52:23 pm »
Pat Borders played briefly for the 'Stros? I don't remember that.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2011, 08:55:14 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 08:52:23 pm
Pat Borders played briefly for the 'Stros? I don't remember that.

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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2011, 08:58:33 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 01, 2011, 08:45:31 pm
I don't remember Niekro being as all over the place as Wakefield is. My memory could well be faulty.

Normally, he wasn't. But he had some bad days.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2011, 08:58:37 pm »
They'd better not play "Sweet Caroline" for the 7th inning stretch.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 08:59:19 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 08:52:23 pm
Pat Borders played briefly for the 'Stros? I don't remember that.

I fondly remember him helping kick the shit out of some Reds in a wonderful brawl-filled game back in late '95.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 09:00:26 pm »
Well, fuckity mcfuck fuck..
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2011, 09:01:45 pm »
Ehhhhh balls. Reddick punches one out to left, scores Drew, runners at second and third, no out, Bud coming out of the game. 5-2 Astros.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2011, 09:05:04 pm »
What are you guys worried about? The pen is going to lock this bitch down.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2011, 09:05:17 pm »
Here comes the meltdown...
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2011, 09:05:45 pm »
Fuck. Sutton hits one hard to Barmes, can't field it cleanly (ruled a single), throw not in time. Runners first and second, 5-3 Astros, still no outs.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2011, 09:06:07 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 01, 2011, 09:05:04 pm
What are you guys worried about? The pen is going to lock this bitch down.

Fuck you.  The Astros are going to win this game.  I'd put your money on it.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2011, 09:07:41 pm »
Escalona hits some bench guy to load the bases, and this game is over.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2011, 09:11:21 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on July 01, 2011, 09:05:45 pm
Fuck. Sutton hits one hard to Barmes, can't field it cleanly (ruled a single),

Ruled a single? Really?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2011, 09:12:23 pm »
Fucking Diaz. That was a strike.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 09:14:59 pm »
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 09:16:00 pm »
That was weird. Why was Wallace playing so far off the line? Everything Lopez was throwing was low and away.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2011, 09:16:10 pm »
Why did I turn the game on? Why?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 09:16:59 pm »
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Fucking Diaz. That was a strike.

He is terrible.

Pedroia is such a fucking cocksucker. I despise that prick like you guys hate Braun.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you an Ed Wade bullpen.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2011, 09:17:21 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 09:16:00 pm
That was weird. Why was Wallace playing so far off the line? Everything Lopez was throwing was low and away.

I wondered the same thing.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2011, 09:17:31 pm »
Oh, this wacky bullpen. What a bunch.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2011, 09:17:36 pm »
Well that got out of hand in a hurry. No , I mean it...that really escalated.
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2011, 09:18:04 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 01, 2011, 09:17:36 pm
Well that got out of hand in a hurry. No , I mean it...that really escalated.

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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2011, 09:18:08 pm »
So when Pedroia turns around and yells at Diaz as he heads to first base, who do you side with? That's a true moral dilemma.
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« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2011, 09:19:49 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 01, 2011, 09:17:36 pm
Well that got out of hand in a hurry. No , I mean it...that really escalonated.



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« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2011, 09:20:03 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 09:18:08 pm
So when Pedroia turns around and yells at Diaz as he heads to first base, who do you side with? That's a true moral dilemma.

I just hope that both turn into pillars of salt.
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« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2011, 09:20:16 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 09:18:08 pm
So when Pedroia turns around and yells at Diaz as he heads to first base, who do you side with? That's a true moral dilemma.

Rarely will I take the side of the guy who thought it necessary to mouth off.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2011, 09:21:54 pm »
The Farmers Insurance ad is on my last nerve.
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« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2011, 09:22:55 pm »
Fuck that little cocksucker Padroia. He should have popped a vein in his neck turning to bitch.
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« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2011, 09:23:29 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 09:18:08 pm
So when Pedroia turns around and yells at Diaz as he heads to first base, who do you side with? That's a true moral dilemma.

Diaz. Not even close.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2011, 09:24:15 pm »
Hey, it's Fat Matt!
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« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2011, 09:24:36 pm »
There are few things in life more frustrating than trying to communicate across a language barrier. A bad bullpen is one of them.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2011, 09:25:31 pm »
Is there any call about which the Sox don't whine and cry like a bunch of soccer players?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2011, 09:26:03 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on July 01, 2011, 09:24:36 pm
There are few things in life more frustrating than trying to communicate across a language barrier.

So you have an Indian development team, too?
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« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2011, 09:27:16 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 01, 2011, 09:25:31 pm
Is there any call about which the Sox don't whine and cry like a bunch of soccer players?

No.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2011, 09:29:00 pm »
I thought the manager had to wear a legit uniform like everybody else. How does Francona get away with his Belichik-esque pullover top?
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« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2011, 09:31:09 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 01, 2011, 09:29:00 pm
I thought the manager had to wear a legit uniform like everybody else. How does Francona get away with his Belichik-esque pullover top?

Maddon started that. He initially got in trouble for it but the league decded it was OK.
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« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2011, 09:31:17 pm »
Brett Wallace could probably use some practice hitting against lefties.  I hate it when Mills won't let him hit against lefties.

Plus, it couldn't have been any worse than what Michaels did.
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« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2011, 09:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 01, 2011, 09:31:09 pm
Maddon started that. He initially got in trouble for it but the league decded it was OK.

That's interesting. I wonder why I never noticed Maddon.
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« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2011, 09:35:06 pm »
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2011, 09:39:41 pm »
Great, now we're behind and we have Abad moon rising?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2011, 09:40:53 pm »
Nice K there, PortaPapi.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2011, 09:41:07 pm »
I can't believe that Ortiz swang at that pitch.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2011, 09:42:55 pm »
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I can't believe that Ortiz swang at that pitch.

It looked like he was a-swangin' no matter whut.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #60 on: July 01, 2011, 10:01:18 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:17 pm
Brett Wallace could probably use some practice hitting against lefties.  I hate it when Mills won't let him hit against lefties.

Plus, it couldn't have been any worse than what Michaels did.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2011, 10:05:45 pm »
2 outs and now he can't throw a strike?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2011, 10:06:27 pm »
he's gonna grove a pitch.  i can feel it.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2011, 10:12:58 pm »
How about some runs and let's get this kid a win. His mother might have an infarction.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #64 on: July 01, 2011, 10:13:42 pm »
Can we come back? Nah.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2011, 10:15:02 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 01, 2011, 10:13:42 pm
Can we come back? Nah.

We have a better chance of coming back than we do of having the bullpen hold a lead. How sweet would it be to see that d-bag Papelbon unravel?
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2011, 10:15:07 pm »
papelbon is due a loss.  why do the astros have to have the only team to blow a save?
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« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2011, 10:15:57 pm »
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We have a better chance of coming back than we do of having the bullpen hold a lead. How sweet would it be to see that d-bag Papelbon unravel?

Amen!
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #68 on: July 01, 2011, 10:19:28 pm »
Come on, Lee!
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2011, 10:21:12 pm »
Shitfuck.
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Re: Sawks @ Stros, 7/1/2011
« Reply #70 on: July 01, 2011, 10:21:52 pm »
"Transformers: Dark of the Bullpen" is complete.
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