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Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« on: June 28, 2011, 07:17:49 pm »
That was a great bunt by SBB.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2011, 07:19:18 pm »
34th steal by SBB
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2011, 07:20:48 pm »
 I. Kinsler 2B
  A. Blanco SS
  J. Hamilton CF
  A. Beltre 3B
  M. Young 1B
  N. Cruz LF
  M. Moreland RF
  Y. Torrealba C
  C.J. Wilson P

 J. Bourgeois LF
  M. Bourn CF
  H. Pence RF
  C. Lee 1B
  J. Keppinger 2B
  C. Johnson 3B
  C. Barmes SS
  C. Corporan C
  J. Lyles P
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 07:21:27 pm »
SBB ends up on 3rd by a wild pitch.  pence on 1st with a walk.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 07:22:06 pm »
SBB scores on sac fly by lee

1-0 astros
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2011, 07:24:24 pm »
If Bourn is traded, I am really going to miss him.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 07:27:27 pm »
me too
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 07:30:45 pm »
cruz k
moreland f8
torrealba f7

1-0 astros mid 2
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2011, 07:36:51 pm »
cj single
barmes f9
corporan gidp

1-0 astros end of 2
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2011, 07:41:24 pm »
good grief.  Tripple to the pitcher
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2011, 07:44:30 pm »
good grief.  Tripple to the pitcher

However, that was a major-league swing. I don't think there was a lot of shame in that.

Lyles is certainly using the vertical dimension against Hamilton.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 07:45:42 pm »
Damn, Hamilton is strong.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2011, 07:46:12 pm »
Damn, Hamilton is strong.

holy shit that guy can hit.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2011, 07:49:55 pm »
wilson, 3b, r legit triple to the hill
kinsler, f#, rbi
blaco, go
hamilton, hr
beltre, 1b
young, 1b
cruz 1b, rbi
moreland, f 7

3-1 rangers, mid 3
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2011, 07:50:21 pm »
Unlucky stretch for Lyles: Hamilton barely stay alive by tipping a great curve before blasting that homer, then Beltre goes down on a knee to line another great curve into center, and then Young bloops a single in behind second.

Nothing cheap about Cruz's single to center, though.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2011, 07:51:31 pm »
Unlucky stretch for Lyles: Hamilton barely stay alive by tipping a great curve before blasting that homer, then Beltre goes down on a knee to line another great curve into center, and then Young bloops a single in behind second.

Nothing cheap about Cruz's single to center, though.

i rather thought the young single could have been caught.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2011, 07:57:55 pm »
i rather thought the young single could have been caught.

I agree.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2011, 07:58:23 pm »
lyles, 4-3
bourgeious, f9
bourn, k


3- 1 rangers end of 3
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2011, 08:06:19 pm »
i rather thought the young single could have been caught.

Sure seemed like it. I wonder if each thought the other was going to get to it easily, so neither tried hard.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2011, 08:06:43 pm »
torrealba, 5-3
wilson, 4-3
kinsler, bb, picked off
blanco,


3-1 rangers mid 4
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2011, 08:07:03 pm »
Sure seemed like it. I wonder if each thought the other was going to get to it easily, so neither tried hard.

i guess neither one called for it.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2011, 08:16:16 pm »
pence, 5-3
lee, bb, 4u
keppinger, fc, 6-4
johnson, go


3-1 rangers, end 4
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2011, 08:23:18 pm »
blanco,gr 2b, over hunter's head, bad route taken
hamilton, 6-3
beltre, p5
young, 6-4

3-1 rangers, mid 5
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2011, 08:33:14 pm »
Well, we've found one thing young Mr. Lyles can work on: bunting.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2011, 08:34:53 pm »
Well, we've found one thing young Mr. Lyles can work on: bunting.

I might have pinch hit for him there had I known that Lyles was that inept at bunting.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2011, 08:35:13 pm »
barmes, 2b, hamilton dived and missed
corporan, 1b, 5-4
lyles, k, bunt foul
bourgeious, 4-3

3-1 rangers, end 5

i didn't realize until barmes' hit the rangers don't have a good cf out there.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2011, 08:35:48 pm »
I might have pinch hit for him there had I known that Lyles was that inept at bunting.

really?  with this bullpen?  the starters need to start going 8 innings to have a chance to win the game.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 08:43:23 pm »
Jesucristo this team is bad.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2011, 08:45:23 pm »
Jesucristo this team is bad.

JD is trying to bail them out, but Barmes and Kepp were practically holding hands out there. It's not like they were staggered for the cut; somebody should have had second base.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2011, 08:48:37 pm »
JD is trying to bail them out, but Barmes and Kepp were practically holding hands out there. It's not like they were staggered for the cut; somebody should have had second base.

can you imagine how doray would have described that play?  I'm glad i'm watching bill and jd.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2011, 08:49:06 pm »
I think I now hate the Butt Rangers more than the Cardinals.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2011, 08:50:16 pm »
I think I now hate the Butt Rangers more than the Cardinals.

I have two words for you: La. Russa.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2011, 08:50:45 pm »
I have two words for you: La. Russa.

one:  pujols
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2011, 08:51:18 pm »
cruz, f8
moreland, 1b
torrealba, 2b to rf, rbi - no one covered 2nd (throw went towards 3rd).  usual clusterfuck in regard to defense
wilson, 4-3
kinsler, 3b, rbi (he runs smooth)
blanco, k swinging

lyles done, 100+ pitches

5-1 rangers mid 6

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2011, 08:52:33 pm »
I love Cliff Lee. 
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2011, 08:53:53 pm »
I love Cliff Lee. 

Not a big Red Sox fan?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2011, 08:55:15 pm »
I have two words for you: La. Russa.

I know, just saying how far these fuckers have traveled from who-gives-a-shit-ville to need-their-nuts-kicked-burgh.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2011, 08:55:38 pm »
Not a big Red Sox fan?

i'm really tired of hearing about big papi not being able to play because of the 3 nl series.  WFW. 
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2011, 08:57:40 pm »
i'm really tired of hearing about big papi not being able to play because of the 3 nl series.  WFW. 

Are you going to any of the games this weekend?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2011, 08:58:39 pm »
Son of a bitch that was a good catch by Hamilton.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2011, 08:58:50 pm »
Yeah, that was good.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2011, 08:59:46 pm »
Are you going to any of the games this weekend?

no plans at this time
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2011, 09:00:22 pm »
Son of a bitch that was a good catch by Hamilton.

saved wilson a run.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2011, 09:02:03 pm »
bourn, stand up 3b
pence, 1b, rbi, 6-4
lee, f8, very nice catch, maybe he isn't as bad as i thought at cf
keppinger, 4-3

del rosario coming into pitch

5-2 rangers, end of 6
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2011, 09:03:16 pm »
Bogus call there. You could even see him start to change it, and then decide not to.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2011, 09:04:23 pm »
mills tossed

michaels in lf
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2011, 09:05:08 pm »
Jerry Lane moving to the list of shitheads.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2011, 09:05:27 pm »
Good call Denkinger.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2011, 09:07:47 pm »
really?  with this bullpen?  the starters need to start going 8 innings to have a chance to win the game.

We have to outscore teams to have a chance. Our bully is horrible, granted, and the starters probably need to go the whole ball game.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2011, 09:07:54 pm »
hamilton, 3-1
beltre, 4-3
young, 6-3


5-2 rangers mid 7


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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2011, 09:10:00 pm »
Jerry Lane moving to the list of shitheads.

Joe West is still at the top of my shithead list, with Angel Hernandez and CB Bucknor close by.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2011, 09:11:50 pm »
Joe West is still at the top of my shithead list, with Angel Hernandez and CB Bucknor close by.

Hernandez and Bucknor are without peers.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2011, 09:15:49 pm »
Hernandez and Bucknor are without peers.

I give it to Joe West based upon years of service.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #53 on: June 28, 2011, 09:18:21 pm »
johnson, 5-3
barmes, f8
corporan, 2b, knocked out a number on the out of town scoreboard
sanchez, ph, k looking


5-2 rangers, end of 7

i wonder how cj is going to do when daddy comes to town this upcoming weekend.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #54 on: June 28, 2011, 09:19:08 pm »
Jerry Lane moving to the list of shitheads.

ever get the feeling they get pissed at a manager and take it out on their players?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2011, 09:20:32 pm »
anniversary of biggio's 3000th hit game.

i really miss biggio and bagwell.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2011, 09:22:11 pm »
anniversary of biggio's 3000th hit game.

i really miss biggio and bagwell.

It's been four years already? Where did the time go?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2011, 09:22:34 pm »
ever get the feeling they get pissed at a manager and take it out on their players?

Absolutely.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2011, 09:24:16 pm »
I love Cliff Lee. 

June:  33 ip  1 er   5 W   0 L

sick.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2011, 09:24:29 pm »
It's been four years already? Where did the time go?

to the bottom of the standings
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2011, 09:25:39 pm »
ever get the feeling they get pissed at a manager and take it out on their players?

I seem to recall that some former Yankees have complained about treatment with Billy Martin as manager sometimes.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2011, 09:25:56 pm »
June:  33 ip  1 er   5 W   0 L

sick.

i wish our pitchers could get sick like that.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2011, 09:25:58 pm »
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2011, 09:26:32 pm »
rodriguez pitching
cruz, f9
moreland, hr
torrealba, f8
chavez, ph, f8


6-2 rangers, mid 8

bullpen staying consistent
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2011, 09:27:31 pm »
Cliff Lee is having a Hershiser type run.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2011, 09:30:48 pm »
I think the Astros are in the middle of a 9 game losing streak (possibly more with Pit after Boston).

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2011, 09:32:04 pm »
I think the Astros are in the middle of a 9 game losing streak (possibly more with Pit after Boston).

i think you are wrong.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #67 on: June 28, 2011, 09:32:47 pm »
"The McCourts couldn't pay him his bonus anyway."

JD gets the big punch lines but Brownie can be pretty sneaky sometimes.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #68 on: June 28, 2011, 09:32:52 pm »
I think the Astros are in the middle of a 9 game losing streak (possibly more with Pit after Boston).

I looked at this stretch and figured it could easily be 12 straight losses. If not for that miracle comeback against the Rangers last week, we'd be right on schedule.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #69 on: June 28, 2011, 09:34:57 pm »
good grief.  Tripple to the pitcher

Tripple to the cromer, mofo.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #70 on: June 28, 2011, 09:37:01 pm »
Wow, who'd have thought that Hunter would strike out on a down-and-away slider?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #71 on: June 28, 2011, 09:37:52 pm »
mark lowe pitiching
michaels, 1b
sweet baby bourn, k looking
pence, k swinging - ball way outside
lee, 4u


6-2 rangers, end 8



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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #72 on: June 28, 2011, 09:41:55 pm »
Kinsler drills a liner to the second row of the Crawfords. 

I can't wait to see those Red Sox.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #73 on: June 28, 2011, 09:43:03 pm »
Kinsler drills a liner to the second row of the Crawfords. 

I can't wait to see those Red Sox.

no problem with ortiz playing in the field.  his offense will make up for any bad defense he mgiht have.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #74 on: June 28, 2011, 09:43:23 pm »
Whoever that fucker in the McCann jersey was in the Crawfords, he's a failure at life.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #75 on: June 28, 2011, 09:44:20 pm »
Whoever that fucker in the McCann jersey was in the Crawfords, he's a failure at life.

that's funny.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #76 on: June 28, 2011, 09:45:09 pm »
rodriguez still pitching
kinsler, hr into the crawford box
blanco, p5
hamilton, f7
beltre, f8


7-2 rangers mid 9
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #77 on: June 28, 2011, 09:46:00 pm »
I wonder if the Astros have had to order an extra supply of balls for the second half.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #78 on: June 28, 2011, 09:48:16 pm »
Cliff Lee is having a Hershiser type run.

Amazingly, after 3 straight shutouts, he's still not even half way to the record.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2011, 09:50:34 pm »
More great defense happening in Omaha.  It's refreshing to watch.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #80 on: June 28, 2011, 09:50:56 pm »
More great defense happening in Omaha.  It's refreshing to watch.

SC still leading?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #81 on: June 28, 2011, 09:52:23 pm »
More great defense happening in Omaha.  It's refreshing to watch.

Last night was great. I couldn't believe the plays that South Carolina kept coming up with. That back-handed snag by the catcher on the first force at the plate in the 8th (?) was amazing.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #82 on: June 28, 2011, 09:53:23 pm »
SC still leading?

Yes, 4-1 in the top of the 8th.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #83 on: June 28, 2011, 09:54:56 pm »
I just realized that I haven't seen Angel Sanchez recently.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #84 on: June 28, 2011, 09:55:08 pm »
Last night was great. I couldn't believe the plays that South Carolina kept coming up with. That back-handed snag by the catcher on the first force at the plate in the 8th (?) was amazing.

Yeah, SC really has won it with the glove.  The extra inning game to get to the final round was incredible, too.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #85 on: June 28, 2011, 09:56:05 pm »
I just realized that I haven't seen Angel Sanchez recently.

he struck out earlier.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #86 on: June 28, 2011, 10:01:25 pm »
tateyama pitching
keppinger, 6-3
johnson, 6-3
barmes, gr 2b
corporan, 1b
wallace, 1b, rbi
pitching change
feliz pitching
michaels, k swinging

7-3 rangers end 9
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Re: Rangers @ Astros, June 28
« Reply #87 on: June 28, 2011, 10:03:14 pm »
why would anyone think getting paid in $2 bills is cool?

we used to think it was cool when my grandma gave us $2 bills for christmas but that was different.  there were 30 of us grandkids, it was economical and different.
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