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It's that time of year
« on: June 20, 2011, 10:13:11 am »
Time to ogle Hunter's girlfriend!

They have so much in common.  Like crazy eyes.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 10:36:34 am »
On average, I'd say the best season for the team yet
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 11:07:42 am »
On average, I'd say the best season for the team yet

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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 11:15:31 am »
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 11:22:09 am »
I love what Happ brings to the team.

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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 12:19:40 pm »
It is nice to see that Downs brings the lumber in his pitch hitting duties, AND at home!
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 12:42:42 pm »
Somebody needs to talk to Summer Barmes about her big hair. That is SOOOO Dallas.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 12:45:55 pm »
DL or not, Castro is the POTY
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 01:06:12 pm »
DL or not, Castro is the POTY

That's a former stanford lacrosse player I think.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 03:31:37 pm »
DL or not, Castro is the POTY
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 03:49:12 pm »
Somebody needs to talk to Summer Barmes about her big hair. That is SOOOO Dallas Juniper Creek.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 03:49:51 pm »
Somebody needs to talk to Summer Barmes about her big hair. That is SOOOO Dallas.

She looks like Snooki from Jersey Shore with that hair
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 03:51:02 pm »
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That's what I love about Astros' wives, man... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 03:53:48 pm »
Heck, I still have a nice picture of Adam Everett's wife in my office here somewhere....
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 04:03:30 pm »
Heck, I still have a nice picture of Adam Everett's wife in my office here somewhere....

I think Kirk Saarloos was the winner of that contest.
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 04:14:00 pm »
I think Kirk Saarloos was the winner of that contest.

Brett Boone would disagree...
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 04:31:30 pm »
Fuck Bleacher Report.  The Richard Justice Blog Comments sports news.

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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 04:34:09 pm »
Fuck Bleacher Report.  The eHow of sports news.

I still thought the article was informative
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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 07:23:49 pm »
I still thought the article was informative

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Re: It's that time of year
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 09:24:16 pm »
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/416487-20-incredibly-hot-women-married-to-incredibly-untalented-athletes

I'm calling bullshit.  They have Anna Benson buried in there.  And I didn't see Lima Time's old lady in there anywhere.

I'm old school when it comes to women, I guess.  I'll never understand what is attractive about a near-perfect, air-brushed bimbo.