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New column posted
« on: June 03, 2011, 07:04:53 pm »
I don't know why the admins - specifically Noe - think there needs to be more content bullshit of mine posted on this site than there already is, but who am I to stand in the way of progress?

So I give you the inaugural edition of a hopefully semi-regular new vanity column (just what we needed):

Dark Matter


Oh, the humanity . . .



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Re: New column posted
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 10:11:42 pm »
Dark matter, indeed.
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Re: New column posted
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 10:26:48 pm »
I remember when we got cable and HBO. We used to get this little HBO guide in the mail every month, and it was a big day when it arrived because I could check and see if any new titty movies were scheduled.

As for Casey Anthony ... eh, probably not. She might look OK from the other side of the bar, but she's got those horse teeth and more ominously, the Crazy Eyes. I think the Crazy Eyes would have scared me away ... at least I hope so.

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Re: New column posted
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 08:00:22 am »
Early cable was cool. I remember all of the channels were on the dial, before converters, and in Galveston they had an early "weather channel" that was basically a CCTV camera that panned across a set of gauges, temperature, a business card for a local business, barometric pressure, business card, humidity, business card etc. We didn't have HBO but my friend did and there were many "meetings" as you described, to sample the latest offerings.

I can't really honestly answer the Anthony question since I can't be objective knowing the kind of human she (allegedly) is. I doubt I would have anything to do with her based on the "hot babe contest." While they may be hot, those kinds of women don't do much for me.
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Re: New column posted
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 08:11:03 am »
Who is Casey Anthony?
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Re: New column posted
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2011, 08:29:46 am »
Drinking for two.

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Re: New column posted
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 09:31:28 am »
Wow, you effortlessly wove together Whataburger, the march of technology, and softcore cheesecake.  Very nice.
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Re: New column posted
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 05:54:38 pm »
I'm wondering what AT&T's automated voice response babe is going to do with all the bi-curious discussions.
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