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Newest Astros Fan
« on: May 29, 2011, 07:57:17 am »
I'm proud to announce the arrival of my new baby daughter.  She came last night (5 weeks early) and both mommy and baby are doing great.  It's been a long day or so, but everybody's happy and healthy and I can't ask for more than that.  One drawback of arriving early: we have no idea what to name her.
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 08:33:59 am »
Congrats, Ebby.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 08:45:40 am »
How exciting!!  Congrats Ebby!! 


And I'm sure a perfect name will come to you both.

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 08:52:39 am »
Congrats!
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2011, 08:58:16 am »
Congrats, Ebby!
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2011, 09:10:52 am »
Grats!

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2011, 09:28:13 am »
Congratulations Mr. Calvin!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 09:29:26 am »
Awesome
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2011, 10:12:19 am »
Congrats Ebby (and to Mrs. Calvin as well)!


And not to worry about names, I'm sure the folks here at SnS will be happy to offer suggestions.  How about the feminine of Hunter (Huntress?)?
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2011, 10:27:50 am »
Congratulations!
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2011, 11:16:20 am »
Congrats!

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2011, 11:21:52 am »
Congrats Matt!

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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2011, 11:46:05 am »
congrats!
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 11:57:29 am »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2011, 12:00:39 pm »
Congrats! Eleanor is one of my favorite names. Don't really know why, I just think it's gorgeous.

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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2011, 12:08:13 pm »
That's awesome, congrats!

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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2011, 12:21:05 pm »
You are just churning them out!  Congratulations and Eleanor Ann is a beautiful name.
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2011, 12:34:10 pm »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Eleanor Ann is a beautiful name, and very classic. 
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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2011, 01:30:13 pm »
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Ebby!

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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2011, 02:31:03 pm »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Like that very much. Good job y'all!

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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2011, 03:10:14 pm »
Congratulations!  
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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2011, 04:17:14 pm »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Congratulations, EC! Love the name, Nora!
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2011, 09:01:48 pm »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Again I was right, perfect name. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2011, 09:20:09 pm »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Nice work. You're going to think I'm full of shit but I tried to post this morning but was in a place where I really couldn't maintain a signal. My gratuitous advice in terms of a name was going to be to lean towards the Beatles and away from Chuck Berry. That's pretty decent advice in other facets of life as well now that I think about it.
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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2011, 09:36:08 pm »
Congrats!  So glad that everyone's healthy and happy.
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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2011, 04:33:20 am »
Congrats!
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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2011, 07:47:07 am »
Congratulations.  Just beautiful.  We need more girls.

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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2011, 09:30:27 am »
Like that very much. Good job y'all!

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I was thinking maybe Aneurina?

Congrats Ebby, nice job?
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2011, 12:46:00 pm »
congratulations.
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2011, 02:27:50 pm »
Congratulations, Ebby. And a beautiful name for her too.
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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2011, 03:10:33 pm »
I was thinking maybe Aneurina?

Congrats Ebby, nice job?
Uh, I did mean for that second line to have an exclamation point, not a question mark. !
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« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2011, 04:12:05 pm »
Timeless name - congrats

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« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2011, 07:24:02 pm »
Uh, I did mean for that second line to have an exclamation point, not a question mark. !

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Thanks for all of the kind thoughts everybody. Looks like our stay here is going to be a bit longer than we hoped, but I trust the good folks at Texas Children's implicitly and am confident all will end up great.

And enough about me - go Astros!
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2011, 09:16:18 pm »
Congratulations.
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« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2011, 06:20:28 am »
Congratulations to you and the Mrs., Eb.  I've never known an ugly Eleanor, only real cuties in personality and looks.
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« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2011, 08:04:52 am »
I'm late to the party. Congrats!
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« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2011, 10:13:10 am »
With a screen name like Ebby Calvin, I'd have thought you'd automatically name her Annie Savoy.
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« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2011, 10:16:58 am »
Thanks everybody!

We went with Eleanor Ann.  I'll probably call her Nora.

Seems like Ebby Calvin should call her Annie.

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« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2011, 05:59:48 pm »
With a screen name like Ebby Calvin, I'd have thought you'd automatically name her Annie Savoy.

I want her to love baseball, just not THAT much.
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« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2011, 09:57:18 pm »
I want her to love baseball, just not THAT much.

That's an excellent point.
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« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2011, 08:30:25 am »
Congrats on the new addition!  May is a perfect time to be born!
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« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2011, 12:57:42 pm »
Congrats, Ebby! I have a niece named Eleanor (goes by Ellie), and can confirm from first-hand observation that every girl with this name* winds up being adorable and awesome.



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« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2011, 04:35:20 pm »
I'm even later to the shindig. Many happy congratulations to the Ebbys. Hope lil' gal is doing well, what with arriving so early. Her name is so classic, love it.
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