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Carlos Lee is soooo fat....
« on: May 16, 2011, 04:35:52 pm »
he stepped on a crack and broke David Wright's back!

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6556852

Makes sense that he isn't hitting the ball nearly as well as he has in the past.

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Re: Carlos Lee is soooo fat....
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 12:13:42 pm »
he stepped on a crack and broke David Wright's back!

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6556852

Makes sense that he isn't hitting the ball nearly as well as he has in the past.

It's comforting to know that all a manager has to do is ask the players to up their game and Voila!, the gap in production created by a injured star player is filled.  Why hasn't Mills thought of this?

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Re: Carlos Lee is soooo fat....
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 06:21:26 pm »
It's comforting to know that all a manager has to do is ask the players to up their game and Voila!, the gap in production created by a injured star player is filled.  Why hasn't Mills thought of this?


Since they are still paying him, maybe they can find Bobby Bonilla and get him suited up.  He was a 3B, after all.  After a fashion.

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Re: Carlos Lee is soooo fat....
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 11:51:16 am »
Since they are still paying him, maybe they can find Bobby Bonilla and get him suited up.  He was a 3B, after all.  After an oldfashioned or three.

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