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"They gave me an opportunity to play in the big leagues. They paid me a lot of money, and they showed tremendous faith in me at times. They were good to me. But [in the end] I feel like they didn't give me the benefit of doubt and they kind of cast me aside. They basically said, 'You're bad. We're bad. Let's cut ties and get on down the road.' And that was hurtful.

"What do the Minnesota Twins do when Joe Mauer has a knee problem? They take care of him. What do the Phillies do when Chase Utley has a knee problem? They don't let him on the field. That's what's kind of frustrating for me. I don't want to come across like, 'Woe is me,' but I definitely felt like I was dealing with some physical issues that didn't get pointed out. It was almost like, 'Hey, this guy is washed up. He's lost it.' I'm not trying to blame my whole year on [the injury], but it was definitely a factor."
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Lance goes on to bemoan the fact that Wade and Drayton didn't come find him and say hello when the Cards were in town.

I'm kind of curious where Berkman envisioned himself playing in an Astros uni in 2011. At 1B, with Wallace spending another yer in AAA? In LF, with Lee and his $18.5M salary on the bench? Platooning with Hunter Pence (which, of course looks like a pretty good idea now...)? I don't see where they could've found a full-time place for him given the direction the team was going. So, maybe he's just pissed that Wade didn't whisper enough sweet nothings in his ear about the good times.
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Lance, it's a business. That is a difficult lesson to learn when things don't come out the way you'd like for them to.
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Utley and Mauer are still looking ahead at long careers, Lance is looking behind. 

But Drayton not visiting him when he was in town is a tad shitty.
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Utley and Mauer are still looking ahead at long careers, Lance is looking behind. 

But Drayton not visiting him when he was in town is a tad shitty.

Man pays you $100+ million dollars to play baseball, you think you'd go out and find him.

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You know, I used to think Berkman had class. Turns out, he's a complete dick.
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You know, I used to think Berkman had class. Turns out, he's a complete dick.

While I think most media outlets are latching onto the story and presenting it as a feel-good, "nobody wanted me, look at me now" feature, I completely agree. 
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I've been fairly indifferent toward Lance, but jeez... shut the fuck up already.

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I've been fairly indifferent toward Lance, but jeez... shut the fuck up already.
Ummm ... you do know that the world would implode if that ever happened, right?  We are talking about *The* Lance, here.
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A big F U to you too, Lance.

Maybe Lance needs to tell the story about how he got paid 16 million a year and stayed 30 lbs. overweight and out of shape. But when it was new contract time he lost the wieght and got in shape. I can see Drayton and Wade not feeling the need to search him out.
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Sick of this guy.  Even though the Astros retire more numbers other than the Yankees, I feel no need to have a celebration for Berkman.
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You know, I used to think Berkman had class. Turns out, he's a complete dick.

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I was ambivalent to him before this - now I'm pissed off.
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I was ambivalent to him before this - now I'm pissed off.

He's a fucking Cardinal now.  Cuntfluffery is a requirement of affiliation.  Did anyone really expect anything different?

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He's a fucking Cardinal now.  Cuntfluffery is a requirement of affiliation.  Did anyone really expect anything different?

Me.
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STFU, Lance. just play baseball.
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Me.

I did too.  He's awful hubristic after having a good 19.8% of the season.  I used to hope it wouldn't blow up in his face, but now I'm pretty ambivalent.

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I was ambivalent to him before this - now I'm pissed off.

Even with the whole pious "I hate gays and jews" shtick, he never really bothered me.  But I'm there with you now.
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Me.

Me too. On my list of guys I didn't expect to be a total prick, Berkman was at the top. I had him at the top of the wrong list.  I guess it's my misjudging his character that bothers me the most.
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Me too. On my list of guys I didn't expect to be a total prick, Berkman was at the top. I had him at the top of the wrong list.  I guess it's my misjudging his character that bothers me the most.

This "woe is me, I'm under appreciated" pouting seems in line with his personality. 

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I guess it's my misjudging his character that bothers me the most.

How well do you know him in real life?
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This "woe is me, I'm under appreciated" pouting seems in line with his personality. 

This.

It must be something in the water in St. Louise, or a virus contained in La Genius' bodily fluids.
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Or it could be reporters keep prodding him about it.  Of course Lance could say no comment or give some Biggio-esque cliche, but that isn't in his DNA.
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How well do you know him in real life?

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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Or it could be reporters keep prodding him about it.  Of course Lance could say no comment or give some Biggio-esque cliche, but that isn't in his DNA.


Or he could just not be a prick whenever given the opportunity. But, I guess that's not in his DNA either.
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Or he could just not be a prick whenever given the opportunity. But, I guess that's not in his DNA either.

Actually, I believe that this is a requirement of the MLBPA.
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Actually, I believe that this is a requirement of the MLBPA.

I think it is more of a specific 'Jake clause'...
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I think it is more of a specific 'Jake clause'...

Somehow you have erased from your mind the existence of the Cubs, Braves and Yankees, to name but three.
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In the words of Raup the Younger, "Fuck Fat Elvis. He’s a Goddamn Redbird Traitor, and I’ll hate him until he isn’t a Goddamn Redbird Traitor anymore. I’d boo him at Minute Maid. I’d boo him at BFiB Field. I’d boo him while he’s asking for extra chili on his Sheriff Blaylock Nachos. And I’d boo him in line to get another Twinkie from the vending machine.

Fuck Lance Berkman.”

All the leadership talk about how he was a leader for the Astros… Hey, guess what? He was a shitty leader that didn’t lead his troops anywhere but Shitsville. Lance always seemed a lot more interested in snacky cakes and chatting with whoever was within earshot of first base than actually being a leader. Now there’s all this talk about what a great leader he is and leading by example. The only example I’ve seen him set is the example of a beloved player that basically needed to be booted to the curb to realize that he was a fat tub of goo that had eaten his way out of shape and in to constant injuries.

All that being said, I reiterate, Fuck Lance Berkman."
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I am not saying that I hope Lance goes into a slump and that if that happens he might go up to Larussa and Pooholes for a group hug and when he hugs them a security guard sees that Lance is actually going for a twinkie LaRussa has in his pocket and runs into the clubhouse and tazes him and as he tries to find a locker to throw the twinkie into and is being tazed while still in the group hug he stumbles and tumbles right off the steps of the clubhouse and all 3 of them land awkardly, and breaks their hip, leg (compound fracture), and shatters their right arm and due to budget cuts the ER staff doesn't properly clean their leg wounds and they get gangrene and eventually it leads to an amputation from the neck down... but who knows what might happen
 
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Now Mr. Happy is even pissed off at him. Double fuck Berkman. I hope that his miserable, whiny little ass goes ofer the rest of the season.
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I realize my opinion doesn't count for shit, but I disagree with all of this. I don't think he's a douche for the way he feels. If his shitty production was in fact due to being hurt and it was being blamed on age and lack of dedication, then I'd be annoyed too. It's also pretty clear that Wade was less than honest when discussing his waiving the no-trade clause. Of course, if I was Lance I hope I'd have the decency to STFU about it to the media.

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One thing to note, the Astros (Drayton, Mills and/or Wade) haven't said anything one way or the other about Berkman. 
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One thing to note, the Astros (Drayton, Mills and/or Wade) haven't said anything one way or the other about Berkman. 

Yall are all going to fell bad when Pence is a Cardinal and he says that the Astros fans never appreciated him.
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Yall are all going to fell bad when Pence is a Cardinal and he says that the Astros fans never appreciated him.

I wouldn't.  He'd be telling the truth.  I don't appreciate him.
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One thing to note, the Astros (Drayton, Mills and/or Wade) haven't said anything one way or the other about Berkman. 

Wade certainly did, in the same article

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=6479800
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I realize my opinion doesn't count for shit, but I disagree with all of this. I don't think he's a douche for the way he feels. If his shitty production was in fact due to being hurt and it was being blamed on age and lack of dedication, then I'd be annoyed too. It's also pretty clear that Wade was less than honest when discussing his waiving the no-trade clause. Of course, if I was Lance I hope I'd have the decency to STFU about it to the media.

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It's also pretty clear that Wade was less than honest when discussing his waiving the no-trade clause.

How so?
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Wade certainly did, in the same article

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=6479800

"I've paid all the homage in the world to what Lance did here,'' Wade said. "I don't think anyone in the organization ever questioned what he was going through from a health standpoint or anything of that nature. But you had a player who wanted to go someplace and try to win a ring, and we accommodated him.

"There were no ill feelings towards Lance from anybody here. But against the backdrop of everything we had going on with the organization, it just didn't make sense to bring him back. There's no animus surrounding this thing.''

Okay, I missed where Wade said that, but I don't think it is bad.  #1 - yes he was hurt, #2 - he wanted to leave so we let him, #3 - not a good fit for the team currently.

That doesn't seem like a good quuote for Berkman to be whiny.
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It's also pretty clear that Wade was less than honest when discussing his waiving the no-trade clause.

No that's not clear. In fact, there is no evidence whatsoever that this is the case.
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No that's not clear. In fact, there is no evidence whatsoever that this is the case.

Indeed.  Wade called Berkman and said "we have discussions for deals with these 8 teams, which ones should we stop talking to".  That's pretty straight up.
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Sorry, I should have said "clear to me". I'd need to find the article that said Berkman would only agree to a trade if the acquiring team guaranteed they would not activate his option for 2011 because he harbored the desire to return to Houston. I also recall reading that when Berkman reached free agency and asked about returning Wade made it public that an internal decision had been made prior to the trade that this would be the end of Berkman's tenure in Houston.
Now who knows what really happened, but that suggests either a drastic misunderstanding of English on Berkman's part or a little bit of deception on Wade's part. I'm inclined to believe the latter.
Of course, this is just my 2 cents and I've been wrong before.

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Sorry, I should have said "clear to me". I'd need to find the article that said Berkman would only agree to a trade if the acquiring team guaranteed they would not activate his option for 2011 because he harbored the desire to return to Houston. I also recall reading that when Berkman reached free agency and asked about returning Wade made it public that an internal decision had been made prior to the trade that this would be the end of Berkman's tenure in Houston.
Now who knows what really happened, but that suggests either a drastic misunderstanding of English on Berkman's part or a little bit of deception on Wade's part. I'm inclined to believe the latter.
Of course, this is just my 2 cents and I've been wrong before.
So Wade is dishonest because Berkman had a pipe dream of going and winning a ring and then coming back to Houston and pushing Wallace back to AAA so he could take his rightful place at 1st? Wade made a good call regardless if Lance hits 50 dingers this year.
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No. Wade is dishonest because (if what I read is true) he led Berkman to believe in something that wasn't true. I have no idea what position Berkman thought he would play or even if he realized Wallace was his heir apparent.

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No. Wade is dishonest because (if what I read is true) he led Berkman to believe in something that wasn't true. I have no idea what position Berkman thought he would play or even if he realized Wallace was his heir apparent.

Please find what you read and share w us.  I think youre misinterpreting it
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No. Wade is dishonest because (if what I read is true) he led Berkman to believe in something that wasn't true. I have no idea what position Berkman thought he would play or even if he realized Wallace was his heir apparent.

how did he lead Berkman to believe anything? he made no representations to him, and the condition was on the team trading for him.
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Please find what you read and share w us.  I think youre misinterpreting it

Could be, and I'm open to a change of opinion. I'll look for it, but I'm working on a pretty good buzz in San Diego and my phone battery's about to die.

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how did he lead Berkman to believe anything? he made no representations to him, and the condition was on the team trading for him.
You're right that he didn't make any representations to him, but he had to know Berkman had intentions to return. Not foreclosing that he had no intention to explore the possibility of resigning Berkman is to me dishonest.

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Not foreclosing that he had no intention to explore the possibility of resigning Berkman is to me dishonest.

That's like saying that the guy was dishonest because he didn't tell the girl he was dumping that he didn't plan to take her back if she lost 15 pounds.
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You're right that he didn't make any representations to him, but he had to know Berkman had intentions to return. Not foreclosing that he had no intention to explore the possibility of resigning Berkman is to me dishonest.

This isn't family fun going on here, it's a business. Why would Wade say anything either way to Lance and therefore give him some kind of leverage in a bargaining situation? Be a man and play ball.
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You're right that he didn't make any representations to him, but he had to know Berkman had intentions to return. Not foreclosing that he had no intention to explore the possibility of resigning Berkman is to me dishonest.

if you think that is dishonest--and i do not know what Wade knew or what he intended at the deadline last year--you're just one more Wade basher.
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if you think that is dishonest--and i do not know what Wade knew or what he intended at the deadline last year--you're just one more Wade basher.
Not at all Coach. I'm glad Wade is the Astros GM; I just think he was wrong on this issue.

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Not at all Coach. I'm glad Wade is the Astros GM; I just think he was wrong on this issue.

makes zero sense to me. i see nothing wrong in either party's behavior.
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That's like saying that the guy was dishonest because he didn't tell the girl he was dumping that he didn't plan to take her back if she lost 15 pounds.
And you are leaving out the fact that she asked you if she could date other guys prior to you dumping her for a younger woman

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You're right that he didn't make any representations to him, but he had to know Berkman had intentions to return. Not foreclosing that he had no intention to explore the possibility of resigning Berkman is to me dishonest.
If Wade made no representations to him then there is no way Wade was dishonest with him. If anybody misrepresented anything in the Astros/Berkman relationship it was when Berkman put his name on 80 million dollar contract and then gained 40 lbs. and couldn't produce like he did before he signed the contract. To say anyone but Berkman was dishonest here is crap.
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If Wade made no representations to him then there is no way Wade was dishonest with him. If anybody misrepresented anything in the Astros/Berkman relationship it was when Berkman put his name on 80 million dollar contract and then gained 40 lbs. and couldn't produce like he did before he signed the contract. To say anyone but Berkman was dishonest here is crap.

I don't like the way Berkman is handling this situation, but how was he dishonest?  Lazy, sure.  Unmotivated, probably.  Paycheck player, more than likely.  All I see is he got his feelings hurt when Houston did not want him back and he is not willing to let it go.  I just wish he had gotten riled up about Lee's contract and gotten off of his fat ass then..

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I'm a sentimental old fart, and I like puppies and kittens and shit like that, but goddammit, fuck Cardinal Lance. I'm couldn't care less about what Berkman says--good or bad--about the Astros, as a Cardinal. In that regard, fuck him entirely. Still, I'm glad he's not washed up. I hope he can play well for three or four more years but always suck when he faces the Astros.
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Question: Would the Astros have still traded Berkman had he been batting .300? Maybe they would have never acquired Wallace for Oswalt and then traded Berkman, but I think it not unlikely they would have traded Berkman no matter how he was playing, given the direction of the club, the difference being they would have gotten more for him and not had to eat part of his salary.

As someone noted above, however, business is business. Berkman himself should recognize this given that he was reportedly not interested in staying with the Astros for a hometown discount. In other words, he was having the worst season of his career and was willing to walk if the Astros refused to pay him another $15 million on the option.

All that being said, according to Crasnick, "Teammates, opponents, managers, fans, media members and scouts regard Berkman as an uncommonly nice person and the classic case of an athlete who has his act together. He's quotable, approachable and brimming with perspective, and he's that rare star player who's able to dissect his game through a self-deprecating lens. But the game isn't always fun when the bat and ball can feel like a ball and chain."

This is not the way somebody described as a dick tends to behave. Nor is "an athlete who has his act together" typically used to discuss someone who fails to get back in shape after an injury, although maybe Crasnick either did not talk to the right people, or maybe he discounted the opinions of those who disagree, assuming he could find anyone who was critical of Berkman.

Another question: Would you prefer Oswalt, who pissed and moaned while he was with the club until he forced the their hand to trade him, or would you prefer Berkman, who at least kept his mouth shut (mostly) until he was shipped out?

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Oswalt acted way more dickish, if that's what you mean.
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Another question: Would you prefer Oswalt, who pissed and moaned while he was with the club until he forced the their hand to trade him, or would you prefer Berkman, who at least kept his mouth shut (mostly) until he was shipped out?

I'd much prefer Oswalt.  Oswalt complained about the lack of talent and his perception that management was unwilling to make the necessary upgrades, but he didn't go behind anyone's back and say nasty rotten things about Houston or anyone in it.  I simply cannot abide someone who stabs you in the back.  Berkman's behavior has been simply disgusting.
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Question: Would the Astros have still traded Berkman had he been batting .300? Maybe they would have never acquired Wallace for Oswalt and then traded Berkman, but I think it not unlikely they would have traded Berkman no matter how he was playing, given the direction of the club, the difference being they would have gotten more for him and not had to eat part of his salary.


i think they might have. my one good source, who is very close to the Astros baseball side, told me the club had grown very tired of Lance's attitude.
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Another question: Would you prefer Oswalt, who pissed and moaned while he was with the club until he forced the their hand to trade him, or would you prefer Berkman, who at least kept his mouth shut (mostly) until he was shipped out?

Oswalt, easy.  Because whatever he said in the paper, once on the field there was no question about his focus or intent.  Ever.

I don't really care how nice the players are.  One of my favorite Astros ever was C4, and I doubt I would have wanted to spend five minutes around him off the field.  But I admired his relentless, out-of-the-cozy-foxhole-and-over-the-wall attitude about competition.  Wanna try and push me away from the plate with inside chin music?  Okay, motherfucker.  I'll stand on top of the fucking plate.  I'll come off the DL and show up at Wrigley for an important three-game series, and I'll almost single-handedly take the motherfucking Cubs apart.

Sorry.  I always get a little emotional thinking about C. Everett's days as an Astrro.

I understand there are many aspects that go into a club's opinion of a player, but I am not privy to all that.  All I can really judge him on is how he plays.  If you are asking me specifically, I'd take Oswalt.

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I thought Roy showed a real lack of class the way he whined about run support all the time. He basically gave up on the team last year. Maybe Berkman did too, but he at least didn't throw his teammates under the bus.

Eh, fuck both of 'em.
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Oswalt would take off at least one inning per game.  Last year he didn't give a shit, and was going through the motions.  I suspect he made it so obvious that he was going through the motions so that any potential new team would know that he was jaking it, and not "done".

Berkman just got fat - which puts additional pressure on one's knees...
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Oswalt would take off at least one inning per game.  Last year he didn't give a shit, and was going through the motions.  I suspect he made it so obvious that he was going through the motions so that any potential new team would know that he was jaking it, and not "done".

Berkman just got fat - which puts additional pressure on one's knees...

my scout friend told me that year that his contemporaries thought that Oswalt's tanking the season was obvious. the words he used were "he quit on his team."
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Berkman just got fat - which puts additional pressure on one's knees...

It certainly does, but it has made my quads bigger.

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my scout friend told me that year that his contemporaries thought that Oswalt's tanking the season was obvious. the words he used were "he quit on his team."

That may be, but I've heard from people who've faced Oswalt in the past that he's such a competitor that you could hear his teeth grinding he wanted to beat you so bad.  Not that he was Ty Cobb, but no one wanted to beat you more.  It's a shame if he gave up that, just to get traded.
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That may be, but I've heard from people who've faced Oswalt in the past that he's such a competitor that you could hear his teeth grinding he wanted to beat you so bad.  Not that he was Ty Cobb, but no one wanted to beat you more.  It's a shame if he gave up that, just to get traded.

what do you mean "that MAY be?" do you doubt he thought or told me that?
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what do you mean "that MAY be?" do you doubt he thought or told me that?

No, it's just a figure of speech.  Don't get your panties in a wad.
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Berkman and Oswalt didn't reach their respective levels of success by jaking it. Could their bad attitudes have been Cooper hangover?
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No, it's just a figure of speech.  Don't get your panties in a wad.

not. just did not understand what you meant.
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I say fuck Oswalt and Berkman. Move onward and upward!
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Move onward and upward!

From my perspective, that would not involve fucking either of them.  But to each their own.
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Noe, why did I click on this thread?
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Noe, why did I click on this thread?
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... Move onward and upward!

That's pretty much the only direction left for this thread, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
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Just desserts.  Berkman 1 for his last 16
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Just desserts.  Berkman 1 for his last 16

Tweet from BAs Ben Badler last night: LINK

Lance Berkman just turned two routine singles to right field into a pair of triples. He's playing defense, by the way
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Tweet from BAs Ben Badler last night: LINK

Lance Berkman just turned two routine singles to right field into a pair of triples. He's playing defense, by the way

0-3 with 2Ks too.  In a loss to the Cubs.  That'll endear him to the BFiBs.
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Tweet from BAs Ben Badler last night: LINK

Lance Berkman just turned two routine singles to right field into a pair of triples. He's playing defense, by the way
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Just desserts.  Berkman 1 for his last 16

1 for last 21

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Pujols will play 3rd tonight w Lance at 1st
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They say why?  Seen some highlights of Lance flailing in the outfield recently, but Pujols at third seems kind of desperate.

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They say why?  Seen some highlights of Lance flailing in the outfield recently, but Pujols at third seems kind of desperate.

Apparently their 2nd baseman was struggling too and is moving to the outfield.  Pujols suggested the move
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Apparently their 2nd baseman was struggling too and is moving to the outfield.  Pujols suggested the move
That is hilarious. I looked at the Cards website (yes, I do feel slightly unclean now), looks like the "2nd basemen" in question, A. Craig, is really an OF... 6 career innings at 2B. Oh, that Tanked Commander, he just loves to stick any old ballplayer at 2nd...
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Oh, that Tanked Commander, he just loves to stick any old ballplayer at 2nd...

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