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Enn Eff Ell Draft
« on: April 28, 2011, 07:21:33 pm »
Newton to Carolinny.

Older Son not only predicted it, he's already asked for an autographed jersey. No, son.
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Re: Enn Eff Ell Draft
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 07:54:03 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 28, 2011, 07:21:33 pm
Newton to Carolinny.

Older Son not only predicted it, he's already asked for an autographed jersey. No, son.

They cost $180,000.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 08:03:13 pm »
I just want to be the eleven thousandth person to go on record as saying Cam Newton and Jesus Locker as the first two QBs in a draft might go down as the bustiest ever.
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 08:09:46 pm »
The Texans, in desperate need of help in the secondary, select a DE.

Awesome.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 08:19:58 pm »
Rotation player.  Fuck yeah.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 08:32:56 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:03:13 pm
I just want to be the eleven thousandth person to go on record as saying Cam Newton and Jesus Locker as the first two QBs in a draft might go down as the bustiest ever.

The Titans just ran off VY only to draft a less accurate, less mobile version of VY.

And yet they still look smart compared to the Texans.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 08:52:17 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 08:32:56 pm
The Titans just ran off VY only to draft a less accurate, less mobile version of VY.

I'm really glad that my fanship was tied only to VY and that I don't/won't root for that team anymore.  I hated Jake Locker in college.   What a silly fucking pick.

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And yet they still look smart compared to the Texans.

Well.   Yes.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 08:54:23 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 08:32:56 pm
The Titans just ran off VY only to draft a less accurate, less mobile version of VY.

Woah, woah, woah.  Can you not see that Locker is blatantly WHITE?  Get your analysis right:

Group A
Vick
Young
Newton

Group B
Favre
Elway
Locker

Those are the comps.  Group A's don't get compared to group B's.  If you want to not sound like a racist, throw Tebow in Group A or McNabb in Group B.

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 10:15:36 pm »
The Saints just cornered the market on RBs I hate.  Sorry, Happy, I'm rooting against you for awhile.
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Re: Enn Eff Ell Draft
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 06:44:56 pm »
Yeah, the Older Son was happy Ingram went to th Aints. I was (am) sick and went to bed early. Did Dalton go in the 1st rd?
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 07:17:52 pm »
Dalton is a Bengal, second round.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 08:03:30 pm »
Tiger to Frog to Tiger again.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 09:25:24 pm »
The Texans front seven next year will be fun to watch. This is a great draft, and I suspect Wade Phillips is the guiding hand in the draft room. Rick Smith has drafted too many upside guys who simply haven't panned out on the defensive side of the ball.

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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 11:52:59 pm »
Quote from: matadorph on April 29, 2011, 09:25:24 pm
The Texans front seven next year will be fun to watch. This is a great draft, and I suspect Wade Phillips is the guiding hand in the draft room. Rick Smith has drafted too many upside guys who simply haven't panned out on the defensive side of the ball.



And here we go again...
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Re: Enn Eff Ell Draft
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 10:25:27 am »
Quote from: Bench on April 29, 2011, 11:52:59 pm
And here we go again...

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Re: Enn Eff Ell Draft
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 10:46:38 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 08:32:56 pm
The Titans just ran off VY only to draft a less accurate, less mobile version of VY.

The Titans didn't "run off" Young.  He pretty much quit on them.
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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 10:48:32 am »
Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:09:46 pm
The Texans, in desperate need of help in the secondary, select a DE.

Awesome.

If you've watched the Texans, you'll know that they're also in desperate need of help on the defensive line, particulary someone who can rush the passer.  Pretty much any position on the field, other than QB, RB and LB is desperate needs.
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Re: Enn Eff Ell Draft
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 11:07:21 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 30, 2011, 10:48:32 am
If you've watched the Texans, you'll know that they're also in desperate need of help on the defensive line, particulary someone who can rush the passer.  Pretty much any position on the field, other than QB, RB and LB is desperate needs.

i wouldn't call TE a desperate need considering that they have like 17 of them on the roster
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 12:29:13 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 30, 2011, 10:48:32 am
If you've watched the Texans

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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 01:12:37 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on April 30, 2011, 11:07:21 am
i wouldn't call TE a desperate need considering that they have like 17 of them on the roster

Ok, maybe TE isn't a desperate need, nor is WR.  But the defense is a mess.  They need help everyone on that side of the ball.
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« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 02:04:34 pm »
Kubiak finally grabbed the phone away from Wade.  T.J. Yates?
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2011, 02:34:31 pm »
Quote from: Bench on April 30, 2011, 02:04:34 pm
Kubiak finally grabbed the phone away from Wade.  T.J. Yates?

seems like a very good quarterback for kubiak's system, unfortunately i doubt kubiak will be around long enough to fully develop him. shit, what am i saying? kubiak will be around FOREVER
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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2011, 07:56:50 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on April 30, 2011, 12:29:13 pm
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« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2011, 08:28:54 am »
Fox Sports just declared the Texans as having the best draft.

I guess if you need to fill a spot at 19 positions, it's easy to draft well.
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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2011, 06:55:32 am »
They've already found a way to fuck it up. It's the Texans.
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