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The Masters
« on: April 07, 2011, 01:01:27 pm »
Rory is on fire.  -7 through 15
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 01:28:45 pm »
I'm streaming the Amen Corner feed. The audio is out of sync with the video, but it's not too bad.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 04:03:11 pm »
Rory is on fire.  -7 through 15

That dude can play

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 04:11:46 pm »
Picking Martin Kaymer in two different pools is going to bite me in the ass.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 04:14:46 pm »
That dude can play

I really like him.  He's a great interview, good kid.  PGA is really going to miss him next year
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 04:15:44 pm »
Picking Martin Kaymer in two different pools is going to bite me in the ass.

You're not seeing the comeback from +8?

Separately, why has retooling his swing made Tiger forget how to putt?
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 04:16:43 pm »
Separately, why has retooling his swing made Tiger forget how to putt?

Thats practice time spent elsewhere


eta...check out what he put in his back yard to address that

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2011, 05:33:57 pm »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2011, 05:53:06 pm »
good to be the king!

I thought he liked to play the back nine...
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 10:55:23 am »
Freddy lurking...-3 today through 8 to put him at -4, 4 back.  Mickeltits struggling a bit, but you have to think he will catch fire at some point.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 04:58:50 pm »
First true Tiger charge in memory.

Starting after a bogey at 7 that put him at even:
Birdie
Birdie
Birdie
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Birdie
Birdie
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 09:01:19 pm »
Rory is pretty exciting. 

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2011, 02:34:55 pm »
First true Tiger charge in memory.

Starting after a bogey at 7 that put him at even:
Birdie
Birdie
Birdie
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Birdie
Birdie

His round today has been amazing thus far. That shot he just hit to set up the eagle on 8 was incredible.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2011, 04:39:59 pm »
His round today has been amazing thus far. That shot he just hit to set up the eagle on 8 was incredible.

What the fuck McIlroy?  Can you step on your dick any harder?
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2011, 07:15:25 pm »
What the fuck McIlroy?  Can you step on your dick any harder?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 07:37:10 pm »
Keep in mind, the guy is 21. I can't even imagine what must go through your head going to bed with a 4 stroke lead at the masters.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 09:40:19 pm »
I don't think I have the words to describe to you how far left you have to hit the ball to be up in between the cabins on 10. We're talking 45 degrees off line. Sorry, Rory.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2011, 07:34:44 am »
I don't think I have the words to describe to you how far left you have to hit the ball to be up in between the cabins on 10. We're talking 45 degrees off line. Sorry, Rory.

Far right, but yeah.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2011, 08:52:03 am »
I don't think I have the words to describe to you how far left you have to hit the ball to be up in between the cabins on 10. We're talking 45 degrees off line. Sorry, Rory.

Booth speculation was that he hit a tree and rick o'shea'd that way.  The slo-mo replays of that drive showed the ball starting left, but not snap-hooked left.  Trust me; I know what a snap-hooked left drive looks like.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2011, 08:54:08 am »
Far right, but yeah.

Never mind, I just went back and rewatched it.  It was far left.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2011, 11:13:54 am »
At least you're willing to admit there's a far left, MM.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2011, 04:13:00 pm »
Aaaaand now poor Rory has to suffer this.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2011, 04:40:51 pm »
I'm a huge fan.  The kid has tremendous class
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