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Skeet skeet skeet!
« on: December 01, 2010, 02:01:29 pm »
That team in Sugar Land has a name.  And a logo.

The first ballpark DJ to play this song wins.
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 02:30:54 pm »
this could lead to a whole new world of merchandisising...i already see the number one finger replaced by a fly swatter, and cans of bug repellant endoresed by the team, oh and the mascot..fun times
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 02:43:28 pm »
Suck, Skeeters, suck!
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 03:02:40 pm »
Let's get these out of the way right now.  I'll start:

- they're spraying hits all over the yard
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 03:14:58 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on December 01, 2010, 03:02:40 pm
Let's get these out of the way right now.  I'll start:

- they're spraying hits all over the yard


He buzzed him right under the chin.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 03:41:01 pm »
Gives new meaning to the role of "pinch-hitter".
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 03:43:49 pm »
... and that's what I call a sticky situation.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 03:55:13 pm »
...the errors seems to really be snowballing here for the skeeters
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 04:02:18 pm »
No runs, no drips, no errors?
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 05:28:37 pm »
Really, guys? Come on.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 05:32:45 pm »
They're really out for blood tonight.
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 10:06:44 pm »
They're going to suck...
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 11:01:30 pm »
Okay all jokes aside, I think this could be really benefacial for the area.
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 11:27:49 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on December 01, 2010, 11:01:30 pm
Okay all jokes aside, I think this could be really benefacial for the area.

Absolutely. Think of the promotional possibilities, like Naval Appreciation Day.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 06:06:05 am »
Whew, I was afraid someone was going to link this... Oops.
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 06:37:31 am »
Quote from: chuck on December 01, 2010, 11:27:49 pm
Absolutely. Think of the promotional possibilities, like Naval Appreciation Day.

That one took me a moment. Nicely done.
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 08:28:37 am »
Would a certain sugar company sponsor stadium security, dubbing them the Imperial Guard?
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 10:34:36 am »
Quote from: chuck on December 01, 2010, 11:27:49 pm
Absolutely. Think of the promotional possibilities, like Naval Appreciation Day.

This shot went way over my head.
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 11:11:05 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on December 02, 2010, 10:34:36 am
This shot went way over my head.

It made me stand up at attention.
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 09:00:47 pm »
i saw airplane 2 the other day funny as hell a good tribute t o dont call me shirely but this pick you have poopeed
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 09:33:25 pm »
Quote from: Fredia on December 02, 2010, 09:00:47 pm
but this pick you have poopeed
inmy mind ..s c a r y

Dude.

WHAT.
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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 10:14:40 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on December 02, 2010, 09:33:25 pm
Dude.

WHAT.

just hang loose blood
she gonna catch up on the rebound a da medcide.
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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 10:17:45 pm »
That would be nominated. If such a thing could happen.
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2010, 10:30:03 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on December 02, 2010, 10:14:40 pm
just hang loose blood
she gonna catch up on the rebound a da medcide.


I was actually visualizing the court reporter in Airplane 2.
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2010, 08:10:25 am »
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2010, 08:43:12 am »
Quote from: BatGirl on December 02, 2010, 10:14:40 pm
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2010, 09:21:46 am »
Quote from: S.P. Rodriguez on December 03, 2010, 08:43:12 am
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Shit/golly!
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Re: Skeet skeet skeet!
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2010, 11:05:13 am »
What it is, big mama?
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