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So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« on: October 20, 2010, 11:31:29 am »
Meet Grim LaRogue...

A crazed man who ran onto Yankee Stadium during Monday night's Game 3 of the American League Championship Series intended to confront star slugger Alex Rodriguez over his reported relationship with Hollywood star Cameron Diaz... 

Bronx man Grim LeRogue, 33, had a crush on Diaz and "thought by going out and choking A-Rod he'd be a hero to her," a source told the Daily News.  According to the source, police found a picture in LeRogue's pocket of Rodriguez with his face crossed out and a gun pointed at his head.  *** LeRogue attempted to rush the third baseman in the top of the fifth inning of the game against the Texas Rangers, but was tackled by stadium security, police said Tuesday.

LeRogue, 33, of The Bronx, also has a soft spot for Osama bin Laden, according to the Post.  A picture he carried of the al Qaeda head bore the inscription, "I will serve you," and described the terrorist as his "master."




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Re: So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 11:36:51 am »
Well, there you go. A crush on Cameron Diaz and a soft spot for Osama bin Laden. It's no damn wonder Alkie's taken to the place like a duck to water.
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Re: So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 11:42:26 am »
Is Grim LaRogue gonna hafta choke a bitch?
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 11:47:48 am »
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Re: So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 01:21:33 pm »
Meet Grim LaRogue...

A crazed man who ran onto Yankee Stadium during Monday night's Game 3 of the American League Championship Series intended to confront star slugger Alex Rodriguez over his reported relationship with Hollywood star Cameron Diaz...  

Bronx man Grim LeRogue, 33, had a crush on Diaz and "thought by going out and choking A-Rod he'd be a hero to her," a source told the Daily News.  According to the source, police found a picture in LeRogue's pocket of Rodriguez with his face crossed out and a gun pointed at his head.  *** LeRogue attempted to rush the third baseman in the top of the fifth inning of the game against the Texas Rangers, but was tackled by stadium security, police said Tuesday.

LeRogue, 33, of The Bronx, also has a soft spot for Osama bin Laden, according to the Post.  A picture he carried of the al Qaeda head bore the inscription, "I will serve you," and described the terrorist as his "master."

Tackled?  That's very compassionate.



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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 01:36:29 pm »
I don't think it is reasonable to name a kid Grim and expect a good outcome.
He breezed him, one more time!

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 01:44:22 pm »
I thought Grim LeRogue was the villain in the latest Jack Sutherford novel.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 01:46:13 pm »
I thought Grim LeRogue was the villain in the latest Jack Sutherford novel.

The kind of character that only Harvey Korman could play.
He breezed him, one more time!

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 04:46:02 pm »
I don't think it is reasonable to name a kid Grim and expect a good outcome.

He changed his own name to Grim. I think his given name was "Noe" -- or maybe it was "Joe."

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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 05:59:39 pm »
Dammit, I just changed my name to Grim LeRogue. Well, this is just embarrassing. I suppose I'll have to go with one of my backups – Dr. Sternface Dangerpants, or Granitejaw McPantydropper, Esq.
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Re: So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 06:41:12 pm »
Granitejaw McPantydropper, Esq.

The panties drop, but the granite jaw does create some problems.
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 07:09:40 pm »
Well, there you go. A crush on Cameron Diaz and a soft spot for Osama bin Laden. It's no damn wonder Alkie's taken to the place like a duck to water.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FROM THE BRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNX.

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 07:48:33 pm »
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FROM THE BRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNX.

It's pronounced bfvaunks.

You know, I've lingered a bit over the decision as to whether to add good Mister LeRogue as a Facebook friend.
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 08:03:04 am »
The kind of character that only Harvey Korman could play.

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Re: So you're still not a fan of tasers, eh?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2010, 06:49:25 pm »
It's like John Hinckley only lamer.
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