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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...-Chilean-miners.html

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At least five wives have been forced to come face to face with mistresses whose existence was kept from them by their husbands, who have been trapped more than 2,300ft below since a cave in on August 5.
One miner has four women fighting over him in an effort to claim compensation offered to the families of those facing between three to four months underground until a rescue shaft can reach them.

Some are probably saying "uh, I think I will just stay down here and, uh, clean the place up a bit"

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...-Chilean-miners.html

Some are probably saying "uh, I think I will just stay down here and, uh, clean the place up a bit"
no wonder there was a fight over who went last..

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We can have you all up in 15 days.

Can you make it 70?

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Someone is gonna get shafted.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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I'm on board with the humor in this, but for accuracy's sake it should be noted that divorce in Chile is very different than divorce in the U.S.  For one thing, divorce only became legal in Chile in 2004. 
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I'm on board with the humor in this, but for accuracy's sake it should be noted that divorce in Chile is very different than divorce in the U.S.  For one thing, divorce only became legal in Chile in 2004.  

How dare you attempt to impede our god-given right as Americans to impose our social conventions and moral outrage on citizens of other countries?!?

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How dare you attempt to impede our god-given right as Americans to impose our social conventions and moral outrage on citizens of other countries?!?

I'm just saying, let's just keep it funny.
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Well, what woman wouldn't want a miner?  They're well-known for their ability to tunnel deep into the earth, and stay there for hours-even days!
Grab another Coke and let's die

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Well, what woman wouldn't want a miner?  They're well-known for their ability to tunnel deep into the earth, and stay there for hours-even days!

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Well, what woman wouldn't want a miner?  They're well-known for their ability to tunnel deep into the earth, and stay there for hours-even days!

It's not just the ladies that like miners.

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Re: 5 of the 33 Chilean miners have both wives and mistresses waiting for them
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2010, 02:59:10 pm »
It's not just the ladies that like miners.

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