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Reds Phils Game 1
« on: October 06, 2010, 04:56:57 pm »
Halladay with his first post-season RBI.  Phils leading 4-0 in the second.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 05:44:25 pm »
Halladay is a good hitter for a guy who spent his career in the AL.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 06:03:43 pm »
The pbp guy and the color guy both suck. Who are they?
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 06:10:06 pm »
Halladay has been terrific through 7.  Phils lead 4-0 at the stretch.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 06:10:17 pm »
Did that douche just say "Doctober?"
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 06:22:22 pm »
Halladay has been terrific through 7.  Phils lead 4-0 at the stretch.

I just tuned into the game and saw the box score.  And then I heard the announcers leading into the commercial break jinx the fucker.  Assholes.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2010, 06:26:56 pm »
Seriously, if you're not watching this game and have access to a TV, turn it on.  Just mute it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2010, 06:28:24 pm »
I just tuned into the game and saw the box score.  And then I heard the announcers leading into the commercial break jinx the fucker.  Assholes.

My girlfriend says they've been doing that since the 4th or 5th inning. Douchebags.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2010, 06:28:41 pm »
1 BB... how imperfect of him!

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 06:34:30 pm »
My girlfriend says they've been doing that since the 4th or 5th inning. Douchebags.

I believe it.  Not the part about a girlfriend who watches baseball on her own, but the part about the announcers.  I've heard the term-that-must-not-be-said no less than 7 times since I've tuned in.  And that was exactly 1 inning ago.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 06:36:40 pm »
How does a guy who has never seen a baseball game get a job doing play-by-play in the playoffs? I know it's TBS but still.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 06:37:41 pm »
Both Phillies and Reds radio feeds have been talking about it.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 06:37:52 pm »
And...my hotel's TV just went to fuzz.  Awesome.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 06:38:13 pm »
I believe it.  Not the part about a girlfriend who watches baseball on her own, but the part about the announcers.  I've heard the term-that-must-not-be-said no less than 7 times since I've tuned in.  And that was exactly 1 inning ago.

The first thing I heard from that twatwaffle when I turned the TV on at work was "Halladay's 7 **-*** innings."

My girlfriend is a huge Phillies fan. She won't even return my texts right now.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 06:41:25 pm »
My girlfriend is a huge Phillies fan. She won't even return my texts right now.

Just fucking with you.  My wife is watching, too (by herself after I told her to).
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 06:43:08 pm »
NO-NO!!!

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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 06:43:22 pm »
NOW you can say no-hitter.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 06:44:27 pm »
He's an all time great.
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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2010, 06:45:34 pm »
He's an all time great.

And an Arnsberg prodigy.
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2010, 06:46:07 pm »
Not bad for a 1st post-season appearance... I can't wait to get home and actually get to see it.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 06:47:59 pm »
"If you took his temperature in the 9th inning, it was under the radar." Really?
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 06:49:26 pm »
Did that douche just say "Doctober?"

He just said it again! What a dickhead.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 06:51:26 pm »
The pbp guy and the color guy both suck. Who are they?

Don Orsillo - Boston Red Sox
Joe Simpson - Atlanta Braves
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 09:19:33 pm »
Don Orsillo - Boston Red Sox
Joe Simpson - Atlanta Braves


What's with the NESN-TBS collaboration?  Eck and Orsillo out on loan?
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2010, 09:34:42 am »
And...my hotel's TV just went to fuzz.  Awesome.

That's the porn channel.
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Re: Reds Phils Game 1
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2010, 10:28:10 am »
"If you took his temperature in the 9th inning, it was under the radar." Really?

Mixed sports cliche metaphor!  Everyone take 2 shots!
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