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Bourbon recommendation
« on: August 11, 2010, 11:39:26 am »
I picked up a bottle of Evan Williams Single Barrel 2000 Vintage last night, and it's magnificent. Flavorful and sweet, mellow, smooth, and very little heat. It's best neat, but mixes well – just take it easy on whatever you're mixing with, because it's not especially powerful. I made a 4:1 Manhattan, and it was fucking awesome (I typically mix 3:1). At $27 for a 750mL bottle, it's downright cheap, which is the best part.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 11:44:51 am »
I picked up a bottle of Evan Williams Single Barrel 2000 Vintage last night, and it's magnificent. Flavorful and sweet, mellow, smooth, and very little heat. It's best neat, but mixes well – just take it easy on whatever you're mixing with, because it's not especially powerful. I made a 4:1 Manhattan, and it was fucking awesome (I typically mix 3:1). At $27 for a 750mL bottle, it's downright cheap, which is the best part.

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I prefer scotch, as most men who don't club their women do, but I've heard that Booker's is on the tastier end of the bourbon scale.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 12:03:24 pm »
Do you squat to piss too?

I prefer scotch, as most men who don't club their women do, but I've heard that Booker's is on the tastier end of the bourbon scale.

Bastard. I've said it before, I'll say it again – I'm a whiskey fan, not a whiskey snob. I like shit that tastes good, and I like variety. So yes, I'll drink it neat, on the rocks, in a Manhattan, Old-Fashioned, Sazerac or a red plastic cup with Coke. I've consumed it out of a plastic flask imbedded in the heel of a flip-flop, for Christ's sake. I'm not fussy. And if my dear, departed grandfather taught me anything, it's this: men drink Manhattans. And are occasionally pricks to the waitstaff.

Yes, Booker's is a lovely bourbon, though it's completely different from most of the other small batch or single barrel varieties. It's more like a roundhouse kick in the mouth, which is great if you're looking for what amounts to bourbon concentrate, but not a terrific place to start if you're not already a bourbon fan. From that same family, I like Baker's and Basil Hayden quite a bit.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 12:22:26 pm »
Do you squat to piss too?

I prefer scotch, as most men who don't club their women do, but I've heard that Booker's is on the tastier end of the bourbon scale.

I don't squat to piss, unless I am really hung over, and I've never come close to hitting a woman; but I'll admit to favoring bourbon over scotch, which I realize is the trendy spirit now and all.  I just never developed a taste for it.

As for bourbon, I've tried a few but always come back to Jack Daniels 90 proof, in a highball glass with three cubes of ice and a little tap water.  Nothing quite does it for me like Jack black.

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 12:23:33 pm »
Bastard.

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 12:26:51 pm »
I don't squat to piss, unless I am really hung over, and I've never come close to hitting a woman; but I'll admit to favoring bourbon over scotch, which I realize is the trendy spirit now and all.  I just never developed a taste for it.

It's not the preference for bourbon, it's drinking Manhattans, Old Fashions, Side Cars, Appletinis, what have you,  that make me question your Y chromosome.
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 12:35:00 pm »
As for bourbon, I've tried a few but always come back to Jack Daniels 90 proof, in a highball glass with three cubes of ice and a little tap water.  Nothing quite does it for me like Jack black.

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 12:37:23 pm »
As for bourbon, I've tried a few but always come back to Jack Daniels 90 proof, in a highball glass with three cubes of ice and a little tap water.  Nothing quite does it for me like Jack black.

Has anyone...scotch or bourbon drinkers...ever tried those "ice stones"?  They supposedly act like ice in getting your drink cold, but don't melt and water it down.  I've been interested in trying them.
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 12:38:20 pm »
It's not the preference for bourbon, it's drinking Manhattans, Old Fashions, Side Cars, Appletinis, what have you,  that make me question your Y chromosome.

You're baiting me with the appletini jab, sir. But I shan't take it, as I am a gentleman, and prefer to avoid such ugliness on the internets. I bid you good day.
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 12:42:10 pm »
Has anyone...scotch or bourbon drinkers...ever tried those "ice stones"?  They supposedly act like ice in getting your drink cold, but don't melt and water it down.  I've been interested in trying them.

A friend cracked those out last year, and they were pretty useless. They didn't necessarily taste like anything, but they didn't make the drink cold, either. And after one lukecold drink, they were room temperature and there were no more rocks in the freezer. I asked him why he didn't just put his bottle in the fridge, and he had no idea. Good times.
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2010, 12:44:22 pm »
You're baiting me with the appletini jab, sir. But I shan't take it, as I am a gentleman, and prefer to avoid such ugliness on the internets. I bid you good day.

Just slap him with one of your riding gloves.
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2010, 12:44:53 pm »
A friend cracked those out last year, and they were pretty useless. They didn't necessarily taste like anything, but they didn't make the drink cold, either. And after one lukecold drink, they were room temperature and there were no more rocks in the freezer. I asked him why he didn't just put his bottle in the fridge, and he had no idea. Good times.

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Come to think of it, I don't know why I don't put the bottle in the fridge either.

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2010, 12:46:06 pm »
Just slap him with one of your riding gloves.

Just photoshop him into gay porn, as gentlemen do.
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 12:48:57 pm »
Just photoshop him into gay porn, as gentlemen do.

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 12:49:35 pm »
My go-to, as well.

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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2010, 12:50:46 pm »
Just photoshop him into gay porn, as gentlemen do.

Ha!  They'll know it's photoshopped.  I quit doing gay porn years ago.
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2010, 12:53:15 pm »
I bet you eat your meat cooked and seasoned too - might even use a sauce. Real Men gnaw it straight off rotting carcasses.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 01:02:25 pm »
I bet you eat your meat cooked and seasoned too - might even use a sauce. Real Men gnaw it straight off rotting carcasses.

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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2010, 01:02:29 pm »
I bet you eat your meat cooked and seasoned too - might even use a sauce. Real Men gnaw it straight off rotting carcasses.

No, the men who still live in caves do.  Sophisticated, scotch-drinking, pipe-smoking gentlemen about town, like me, have very refined palates.
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2010, 06:10:49 pm »
Apologies for the thread hijack, but Old Overholt Rye is imo the best value liquor on the market today at ~ $14/btl.  Two oz. Overholt, a 1/4 oz sweet vermouth, and a couple dashes of Fee Bros bitters makes a damn tasty Manhattan. Perfect for watching baseball on TV.

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2010, 06:22:29 pm »
Rittenhouse bonded rye probably even a better deal (a better manhattan at least). 8:1 isn't a manhattan though.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2010, 09:23:26 pm »
Rittenhouse bonded rye probably even a better deal (a better manhattan at least). 8:1 isn't a manhattan though.

Do you boil it first?

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2010, 09:33:05 pm »
Do you boil it first?

Whenever I have time.

If you really want to kick it up, get the Carpano Antica Formula vermouth (Carpano Punt y Mes is nice, but not really a true vermouth - more bitter). They have it at the smith street specs; head and shoulders best vermouth available in America. Nice on it's own as an aperitif.
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2010, 10:30:05 pm »
I'm a fan of the small batch bourbons, but prefer Woodford Reserve.  I've tried Jefferson Reserve, but didn't find it that great, and it has a little higher price tag than Woodford.  Maybe the taxes are more in Jefferson County than in Woodford County...idunno.  I've also had a couple bottles of Blanton's and thought it had a good flavor/finish.  I don't consider myself a snob, just preferences as I rarely "mix" much any more.  If I was planning on it, I would probably pull in a bottle of Makers.

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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2010, 07:50:34 am »
As for bourbon, I've tried a few but always come back to Jack Daniels 90 proof, in a highball glass with three cubes of ice and a little tap water.  Nothing quite does it for me like Jack black.

I think that's technically not a bourbon.  Just sayin'

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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2010, 08:37:57 am »
I think that's technically not a bourbon.  Just sayin'

This.  It's a whiskey, to be sure, but it ain't bourbon.

For the Houstonians, Spec's has ri1 rye on sale for $20 this month.  It's the premium rye from Beam, and it's really quite good.  Malty and spicy, like the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale of whiskey.
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2010, 09:50:14 am »
This.  It's a whiskey, to be sure, but it ain't bourbon.

For the Houstonians, Spec's has ri1 rye on sale for $20 this month.  It's the premium rye from Beam, and it's really quite good.  Malty and spicy, like the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale of whiskey.

Any Tennessee whiskey is closer to tasting like bourbon than ri1 is to tasting like rye. OH SNAP IT'S A WHISKEY FIGHT
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2010, 10:18:40 am »
Any Tennessee whiskey is closer to tasting like bourbon than ri1 is to tasting like rye. OH SNAP IT'S A WHISKEY FIGHT

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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2010, 11:13:43 am »
It's not the preference for bourbon, it's drinking Manhattans, Old Fashions, Side Cars, Appletinis, what have you,  that make me question your Y chromosome.

I can't imagine the level of insecurity that it takes for a man to not enjoy cocktails.
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2010, 11:26:57 am »
I can't imagine the level of insecurity that it takes for a man to not enjoy cocktails.
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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2010, 03:58:09 pm »
I can't imagine the level of insecurity that it takes for a man to not enjoy cocktails.

I enjoy cocktails.  But I like them to taste like liquor, not fruit juice. 
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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2010, 04:40:29 pm »
I enjoy cocktails.  But I like them to taste like liquor, not fruit juice. 

Fair enough, but then what's your problem with a Manhattan?
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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2010, 05:08:49 pm »
Fair enough, but then what's your problem with a Manhattan?

It's not.  It was just a smartass joke made two days ago.  I didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition
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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2010, 05:20:06 pm »
It's not.  It was just a smartass joke made two days ago.  I didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2010, 05:22:07 pm »
It's not.  It was just a smartass joke made two days ago.  I didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition

NO ONE something something I'm gonna go get a cocktail now.
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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2010, 05:42:28 pm »
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