Where did we get him? What do we know about him? thxs
In fact, how do we know his name is really Angel Sanchez??
It's actually Eny Rodriguez, which is Spanish for Jack Sutherford. Don't ask me how I know this.
Show me your papers.
He swings down on the ball.He brought his car down from Massachusetts, where a front license plate is not required. and he has yet to purchase one here.
He provided enough run support to make Roy happy.
Now you're just making shit up...
Joe Morgan said, "I'm not worthy..."
Donald Trump is was Angel's apprentice.
He touches your cheek before he leaves you.
I bet you just thought of that one.
Angel Sanchez is the 3rd dimension on the in game snack spectrum
I continue to believe JA deserves a Mihoba Lifetime Achievement Award for this.
Angel Sanchez designed the SnS front page.
Angel Sanchez designed FOUND the SnS front page.
Angel Sanchez is the world's only athlete incapable of overexposure on ESPN.
That's why they set up the new channel ESPNANGEL.
Based on the way he owned the Cards in this series, maybe he should be called The Arch Angel.
Angel Sanchez's lawyers stopped Paris Hilton from releasing the video "One Night With an Angel".
Is that because Blu-Ray is still not good enough quality?
No, it's because Paris Hilton is still not good enough quality.
Angel Sanchez took Paris' virginity.
Angel Sanchez could restore Paris' virginity.
Is he really that old?
Angel Sanchez bedded Rachel Ray and Katie Koruic, and HH said it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
Wesson Oil begged Angel to sponsor the tryst.
Milo wanted to do play PBP, but was struck speechless....
Not quite:"Look at that! There he goes... Oh, that's exciting... I've never seen that before... Oh, my! Put a blue star on that one!"
Angel Sanchez bedded Rachel Ray and Katie Kouric, and HH said it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
Milo is straight, but couldn't help but focus on Angel.
Milo couldn't come up with a nickname for Angel Sanchez other than Angel Sanchez.
Angelee?Sanchezee?Ainge?Gelly?
why not just skip the crap and make him a pope
BP initially asked Angel Sanchez to cap their well and clean up the Gulf of Mexico, but he was busy that weekend.
Wrong. Angel Sanchez started the oil leak to test your faith in Him.
The BP oil leak is nothing compared to the time Angel Sanchez's condom broke.
Angel Sanchez once beat a dead horse long after it was even slightly amusing and people still thought it was funny.
He then brought the horse back to life.
Angel used to pitch but nobody could hit his 12 to 6 slider...
Keith Woolner has removed Angel Sanchez from the VORP database because no existing data type is capable of holding the value. He is currently working on a new metric, specificly for Angel, VOMLB. It has gained much attention in mathmatics because the resultant is expected to exceed Graham's number.
Amazing that stat geeks can boring down even the funnest threads.
That really hurts man. I spent like half a day on wikipedia trying to string that together and it made me feel smart, now I'm just reminded that I'm not hip enough to play with the cool kids and too dumb for the smart ones. FML.Angel Sanchez changed Hudson's mind...once.
Angel Sanchez can pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull."
Angel Sanchez got a segment on This Week in Baseball thanks to last week's torching of the Cards!
Angel Sanchez can say in two words what takes Noe ten pages to say. But then again, most people can do that too.
Angel Sanchez can communicate Noe-esque statements with a single facial expression.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no, wait. That's not funny.
Angel Sanchez understands women.
And like that....poof....he's gone.
Angel Soze?
Angel Sanchez knew what you guys were talking about, even though you didn't provide any kind of links or further explanation.
