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Happy Birthday, JD!
« on: July 21, 2010, 02:48:53 pm »
Hope you have a great one!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 02:59:10 pm »
Thank you very much!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 02:59:51 pm »
Happy Bday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 03:03:25 pm »
Happy Birthday, Jane!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 03:21:47 pm »
Happy Birthday, Jane. I hope it's the best yet.
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 03:52:03 pm »
Sweet 16 and never been....

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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 04:06:04 pm »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 04:14:32 pm »
Happy happies!  I hope the boys know to treat you well today.
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 04:27:11 pm »
happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 04:41:18 pm »
Thanks everyone!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 05:06:20 pm »
[marilynmonroe]Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...*deep breath*...Mrs. Doe...happy birthday...to you!  *wink/blown kiss*[/marilynmonroe]
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 05:14:02 pm »
[marilynmonroe]Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...*deep breath*...Mrs. Doe...happy birthday...to you!  *wink/blown kiss*[/marilynmonroe]

Holy shit, Hudson dressed in Marilyn-drag singing seductively is a creepy image.  I'll never be able to fall asleep again.  Thanks a lot, fucker.

Happy birthday Jane!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 07:03:09 pm »
Holy shit, Hudson dressed in Marilyn-drag singing seductively is a creepy image.  I'll never be able to fall asleep again.  Thanks a lot, fucker.

Happy birthday Jane!

He was topless....
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 07:33:47 pm »
He was topless....

Well, I already had on the wig...
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 07:46:49 pm »
Happy Birthday Jane!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 07:50:17 pm »
Well, I already had on the wig...

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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 08:50:04 pm »
Happy B'day!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 09:24:53 pm »
Happy Birthday, Jane. I'm glad the Astros were able to deliver a win for your birthday (and over the Cubs, no less)!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 11:00:59 pm »
Happy Birthday, Jane. I'm glad the Astros were able to deliver a win for your birthday (and over the Cubs, no less)!

FTC!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2010, 11:52:23 am »
Happy belated! FTC!
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2010, 12:37:44 pm »
Thought this thread was going to be about Jim Deshaies.
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2010, 02:39:57 pm »
Our JD is much better looking.
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Re: Happy Birthday, JD!
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2010, 07:00:33 pm »
Our JD is much better looking.

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