Cubs preview slightly delayed

[Craig]

I got a chance to go see Inception late last night and it interrupted my Cubs preview writing. I'll have it done later this afternoon.

[Mr. Happy]

That's perfectly fine. I can't wait to see what hatred and vitriol you have planned for the FTC.

[geezerdonk]

You should be a particularly foul mood.*








*From what I hear.

[Fredia]

i would be satisifed with fuck the scrubs . go astros.. or something similar to that

[Gleek]

I got a chance to go see Inception late last night and it interrupted my Cubs preview writing. I'll have it done later this afternoon.

How did you like it?  My brother and wife keep trying to drag me to the theatre for that one.

Seriously, WTF did I buy a 55 inch LCD with full surround?  So I don't have to deal with fucking theatres.

[Craig]

How did you like it?  My brother and wife keep trying to drag me to the theatre for that one.

Seriously, WTF did I buy a 55 inch LCD with full surround?  So I don't have to deal with fucking theatres.

I loved it. It's a complete mind-fuck but really well done. But if you take two minutes in the middle of the movie to run and pee, you'll probably be completely lost when you get back.

[HudsonHawk]

I loved it. It's a complete mind-fuck but really well done. But if you take two minutes in the middle of the movie to run and pee, you'll probably be completely lost when you get back.

First, if you can get out of your seat, get to the bathroom, pee, then get back in your seat in 2 minutes, you need some pills.  Secondly, if you can't hold it for 2 hours, you need some pills.  Finally, have you never heard of a Dr. Pepper bottle?

[MikeyBoy]

First, if you can get out of your seat, get to the bathroom, pee, then get back in your seat in 2 minutes, you need some pills.  Secondly, if you can't hold it for 2 hours, you need some pills.  Finally, have you never heard of a Dr. Pepper bottle?

Is the proper etiquette, hat on or off, to pee in a cup in the theatre?

[HudsonHawk]

Is the proper etiquette, hat on or off, to pee in a cup in the theatre?

You should never where a hat when peeing indoors.  Of course, I pee outside whenever I can.

[Outlawscotty]

You should never where a hat when peeing indoors.  Of course, I pee outside whenever I can.

Or wear for that matter.  I was reminded the other day when some radio personality mentioned Ozzy and his Alamo experience, about a time when I was probably 14 or 15 at the Majestic.  I was dragged down to the symphony by my mother, with my little brother and then came intermission.  Needless to say, the lines were long 'inside'.  We never went back.  FTR, I didn't wear a hat there either.

[moriartp]

Dr. Pepper bottle is all well and good, but if you really want to go for the gold you should try this game:

Spot someone with a popcorn tub in the rows ahead of you. From your seated position, commence micturition and count the number of seconds during which your urine is actually making it into the tub. Multiply that number by how many rows away your target was. Any score better than 30 wins you automatic entry into the hall of fame.

[JackAstro]

Is the proper etiquette, hat on or off, to pee in a cup in the theatre?

Good lord, that's just disgusting. What kind of filthy shitbag wears a hat in a theater?

[JimR]

Good lord, that's just disgusting. What kind of filthy shitbag wears a hat in a theater?

the filthy shitbag sitting right in front of me.

[austro]

the filthy shitbag sitting right in front of me.

If you're really lucky, you'll get the guy at Wrigley last night sporting the Willy Wonka tophat.

[MusicMan]

the filthy shitbag sitting right in front of me.

It's never been the same since they got rid of the pianist and brought in those newfangled talkies, has it?

[BUWebguy]

It's never been the same since they got rid of the pianist and brought in those newfangled talkies, has it?

At least the pianist knew not to wear a hat!