Some Questions For Our Lady Posters

[Alkie]

1) It's pretty well established in sexpsych that men are more interested in women who are physically attractive and that women are more interested in men that have resources (not that they don't also look for physically attractive).    Three men, relatively similar personalities, would you rather date (long term) a 3-of-10 who makes $400,000/yr, a 5-of-10 who makes $150,000/yr, or a 9-of-10 who makes $40,000/yr?

2) Ashton Kutcher?   Really?  Is it the fact that he acts like a retard, actually is a retard, or his total lack of skills whatsoever that women find so attractive?   

3) Why do men find lesbians in porno perfect jerk-off material, but you never hear about women looking for gay-male porn to get their blood pumping?

4) Can you loan me some money?

[BatGirl]

fredia - the floor belongs to you

[Andyzipp]

From my wife...

1)  I have to say the 5/150k because Andy's right here.
2)  No earthly idea...not my type.  Although, he is pretty and rich.  So he's an 8/Six figures.
3)  The butt sex.
4)  Will you hire my husband?

[Alkie]

From my wife...

1)  I have to say the 5/150k because Andy's right here.
2)  No earthly idea...not my type.  Although, he is pretty and rich.  So he's an 8/Six figures.
3)  The butt sex.
4)  Will you hire my husband?

1) And if Andy isn't right there?
2) You're joking.  He's an 8?  I give up.   I've learned that I'm not a great judge of what men women will find attractive, but I don't think thta guy is even mildly attractive physically.   He looks like he's 16 and not even in that cute teenager way. 
3) That's why?  Really?   If a lesbian was fucking another woman in the ass, I'm pretty sure that would make it the hottest porno ever.
4) What good would that do either of us?

[BudGirl]

1) It's pretty well established in sexpsych that men are more interested in women who are physically attractive and that women are more interested in men that have resources (not that they don't also look for physically attractive).    Three men, relatively similar personalities, would you rather date (long term) a 3-of-10 who makes $400,000/yr, a 5-of-10 who makes $150,000/yr, or a 9-of-10 who makes $40,000/yr?

2) Ashton Kutcher?   Really?  Is it the fact that he acts like a retard, actually is a retard, or his total lack of skills whatsoever that women find so attractive?   

3) Why do men find lesbians in porno perfect jerk-off material, but you never hear about women looking for gay-male porn to get their blood pumping?

4) Can you loan me some money?

#1 - I'd say the 5-10 that makes $150,000.  Then again, some of my friends are suprised by the guys I find attractive. 
#2 - If I understand the question, I would have to say that he acts like a retard.  I don't find him all that attractive.  If I was going to go for a young actor he wouldn't be the one.  Taylor Lautner now I would consider going to jail.
#3 - Personally, my opinion is one I don't want to share.  It has nothing to do with religion, just one I don't think you all deserve to know.
#4 - After you lend me some.

[94CougarGrad]

#1- I'm married to a college perfessor. You tell ME the answer.

#2- Ashton Kutcher? Barf. Both on his social skills and... well, all of it. I have no idea what she sees in him.

#3- While Disco Night at Rich's was fun back in college, gay male porn = more barf. I dunno what you guys' deal is with the lesbian porno attraction, but my guy doesn't share the attraction, so it's not something I dwell on.

#4- See answer to question #1.

[BizidyDizidy]

1) It's pretty well established in sexpsych that men are more interested in women who are physically attractive and that women are more interested in men that have resources (not that they don't also look for physically attractive).    Three men, relatively similar personalities, would you rather date (long term) a 3-of-10 who makes $400,000/yr, a 5-of-10 who makes $150,000/yr, or a 9-of-10 who makes $40,000/yr?

2) Ashton Kutcher?   Really?  Is it the fact that he acts like a retard, actually is a retard, or his total lack of skills whatsoever that women find so attractive?   

3) Why do men find lesbians in porno perfect jerk-off material, but you never hear about women looking for gay-male porn to get their blood pumping?

4) Can you loan me some money?

From my wife:

1) 5 out of 10 for 150; I think this is good news for me, although I don't know if I am a 5.

2) "Not attracted to Ashton Kutcher; not physically attractive."

3)"Gay men are gross - nobody wants to see that crap; it just looks gross". For the record, I need a cock in my porn or no-go.

4) At what rate?

[Bench]

I dunno what you guys' deal is with the lesbian porno attraction, but my guy doesn't share the attraction, so it's not something I dwell on.

bullshit

[BizidyDizidy]

bullshit

See my note above. No interest in Lesbian porn myself. May be that I am gay, but I have managed to avoid personal involvement in buttsecks myself. No porn aversion to speak of (what is the opposite to a porn aversion)?

[Alkie]

So that's pretty much what I expected.

Most women in here are liars, their significant others are liars, and Ashton Kutcher is clearly some industry insider's kid because I've yet to meet more than, say, 3 women who find him attractive on any level.   

[Alkie]

And I usually prefer a dick in the porno as well, but I've gotten off to the lesbians too. 

I mean, if the point of porno is to imagine myself banging this hot chick, whoever is banging her should probably have the same equipment as me.

[Fredia]

so you  have porno type umm equipment? is this leading somewhere

[Waldo]

From my wife:

1.  9/10, 40k, because looks change for the worse over time while people's paychecks generally go up anyway.  Makes me glad she chose a 5/10 that makes 40k.
2.  She doesn't find him attractive.
3.  "Eww."
4.  "I didn't go for the rich guy, so no."

I mean, if the point of porno is to imagine myself banging this hot chick

See, this is what I've never understood.  Wouldn't the presence of another dude prevent you from picturing yourself doing it?  I mean, there he is doing the deed while you're at home getting Cheeto crumbs on your schlong.

[Bench]

And why Ashton Kutcher particularly, Alkie?  He hasn't really been culturally relevant for several years.  Why did you pick out him of all people?

[HudsonHawk]

From my wife...

1. Y'all are all liars.  All women would rather have the 3/$400k, cause most are stuck with a 3/$40k.  In which case they'd still rather have the 9/$40k. 

2.  Only the women who'd prefer the 9/$40k find him attractive. 

3.  You wanna get my blood pumping?  Get in there and fix me a margarita.

4.  Yes, but I doubt you want to pay my required interest rate.

[Bench]

See, this is what I've never understood.  Wouldn't the presence of another dude prevent you from picturing yourself doing it?  I mean, there he is doing the deed while you're at home getting Cheeto crumbs on your schlong.

I totally agree and much prefer my porn cockless.  Especially when cockincluded porn generally presents the bizarre misogynist "TAKE THIS GIANT COCK" domination ethic.

Frankly, I prefer a half hour of skinemax to ten minutes of eskimotube.  I am lame.

[HudsonHawk]

I totally agree and much prefer my porn cockless.  Especially when cockincluded porn generally presents the bizarre misogynist "TAKE THIS GIANT COCK" domination ethic.

Frankly, I prefer a half hour of skinemax to ten minutes of eskimotube.  I am lame.

Eskimotube?  I'm going to assume that's NSFW.

[BizidyDizidy]

Eskimotube?  I'm going to assume that's NSFW.

depends whether you work for Alkie or not

[Alkie]

And why Ashton Kutcher particularly, Alkie?  He hasn't really been culturally relevant for several years.  Why did you pick out him of all people?

Because those fucking Nikon commercials were on the TV as I was making the post.   

[Alkie]

From my wife...

1. Y'all are all liars.  All women would rather have the 3/$400k, cause most are stuck with a 3/$40k.  In which case they'd still rather have the 9/$40k. 

2.  Only the women who'd prefer the 9/$40k find him attractive. 

3.  You wanna get my blood pumping?  Get in there and fix me a margarita.

4.  Yes, but I doubt you want to pay my required interest rate.

Tell your wife she's the only honest person on or near this site.

[Alkie]

I totally agree and much prefer my porn cockless.  Especially when cockincluded porn generally presents the bizarre misogynist "TAKE THIS GIANT COCK" domination ethic.

Frankly, I prefer a half hour of skinemax to ten minutes of eskimotube.  I am lame.

Ain't lame.   Whatever gets you off, jack.   Each person can only get off to what gets them off.   If we all got off the same thing, we'd all pretty much look exactly the same.   

As far as the bizarre misogynist domination thing in porn, I have to say, I think I'd rather see that (even though I don't agree with it in real life) than a 5'9 pudgy pasty Jew giving it to Miss Topeka 2003 with a perfectly average dick.   

[Lurch]

Ain't lame.   Whatever gets you off, jack.   Each person can only get off to what gets them off.   If we all got off the same thing, we'd all pretty much look exactly the same.   

As far as the bizarre misogynist domination thing in porn, I have to say, I think I'd rather see that (even though I don't agree with it in real life) than a 5'9 pudgy pasty Jew giving it to Miss Topeka 2003 with a perfectly average dick.   

Ron White's take

[JackAstro]

Mrs. JA:

1. "5/150" (ed. note: great... I'm average, *and* I need to get a raise)

2. "He's attractive?"

3. "Because women can be sexy no matter who they're doing it with, but guys need a woman to complete the scene."

4. "Up to you." (ed. note: fuck and no.)

[MusicMan]

Frankly, I prefer a half hour of skinemax to ten minutes of eskimotube.  I am lame.

There's nothing lame about this.  I much prefer skinemax because at least being *somewhat* attractive is a requirement for performers, rather than a simple compelling need for drug money.

And they can have my lipstick lesbian porn when they pry it from my cold, calloused, dead right hand.

[strosrays]

Wow.  Some deep, twisted psychological stuff going on here.  Most guys will watch "lipstick" lesbians because they know they are not really lesbians at all, and somewhere in their brain stems they can imagine themselves being involved in some way.  I'll bet most guys who like lesbian porn wouldn't be so thrilled watching actual lesbians.  I think the catchphrase that sets male imaginations reeling now is a woman who is "bi-curious", whatever that means.

I had a discussion similar to this recently with a friend and co-worker.  We agreed "real" porn doesn't do it for us, if it ever did.  Just too fake looking, I guess.  It panders to the lowest common denominator, needless to say -- how many of you really get off to ridiculously high platform shoes, worn to bed?  Or some chick licking her own profundities?  I don't know why anyone would pay to look at it.  Not to mention, there are now several sites where hundreds of thousands of guys put up pictures and videos of their girlfriends and wives doing it all, and it is free.  Probably not for anyone into the air-brushed crack whore look, but from what I understand, the "amateur" genre is growing in popularity.  But I don't get that, either.  Why watch someone else doing it, when you can be doing it yourself?  Oh, wait. . .

My wife thinks all porn is pretty sick.  I'll just say it is not for me, though of course I have looked at it before.  Not that it matters what I think.  I have been convinced for awhile that the soft core pornography of yesteryear has become mainstream culture by now.

Anyway, the old lady is not an Ashton Kutcher fan, is mute on the male homosexual thing (there is one in the family), and she won't loan anyone money because she says we don't have any.  News to me, but whatever.

[Limey]

At the end of the day, it's just You and Your Johnson.

[Alkie]

Wow.  Some deep, twisted psychological stuff going on here.  Most guys will watch "lipstick" lesbians because they know they are not really lesbians at all, and somewhere in their brain stems they can imagine themselves being involved in some way.  I'll bet most guys who like lesbian porn wouldn't be so thrilled watching actual lesbians.  I think the catchphrase that sets male imaginations reeling now is a woman who is "bi-curious", whatever that means.

I had a discussion similar to this recently with a friend and co-worker.  We agreed "real" porn doesn't do it for us, if it ever did.  Just too fake looking, I guess.  It panders to the lowest common denominator, needless to say -- how many of you really get off to ridiculously high platform shoes, worn to bed?  Or some chick licking her own profundities?  I don't know why anyone would pay to look at it.  Not to mention, there are now several sites where hundreds of thousands of guys put up pictures and videos of their girlfriends and wives doing it all, and it is free.  Probably not for anyone into the air-brushed crack whore look, but from what I understand, the "amateur" genre is growing in popularity.  But I don't get that, either.  Why watch someone else doing it, when you can be doing it yourself?  Oh, wait. . .

My wife thinks all porn is pretty sick.  I'll just say it is not for me, though of course I have looked at it before.  Not that it matters what I think.  I have been convinced for awhile that the soft core pornography of yesteryear has become mainstream culture by now.

Anyway, the old lady is not an Ashton Kutcher fan, is mute on the male homosexual thing (there is one in the family), and she won't loan anyone money because she says we don't have any.  News to me, but whatever.

I didn't trust you before.   This post clinches that.

[geezerdonk]

brain stem?

[Alkie]

2. "He's attractive?"

This really is fascinating.  So I ask you...who is under the impression that this man should be selling products as a sex symbol?

The consensus (not even just in my head) seems to be that he's a moron who acts like a moron, who virtually no one finds attractive.  So, let's have him sell our expensive cameras.

[BudGirl]

I've been giving the Ashton question more thought.  I think the women being asked in this particular survey do not find him attractive because we are of an older age (21+).  I have a feeling those in a younger demographic may be the ones thinking he is hot, cute or whatever.

[hostros7]

For the sake of discussion, I knew a couple of girls in college that preferred fem/fem porn to any other variety.  The rationale was something like, "it's erotic and not as visually repulsive as Billy Buttsex pounding Ron Receiver."*  They also preferred it to traditional M/F porn because all of that tends to be mysognist/borderline physical abuse geared towards a dominant male POV.  And these were pretty classy, dick-loving, American broads. 

*NTTAWT

[Bench]

I've been giving the Ashton question more thought.  I think the women being asked in this particular survey do not find him attractive because we are of an older age (21+).  I have a feeling those in a younger demographic may be the ones thinking he is hot, cute or whatever.

His wife is older than you are.

[BudGirl]

His wife is older than you are.

True, but he's not selling her cameras.

[Bench]

True, but he's not selling her cameras.

NTTAWWT?

[BudGirl]

NTTAWWT?

there isn't, at least IMHO

[Alkie]

For the sake of discussion, I knew a couple of girls in college that preferred fem/fem porn to any other variety.  The rationale was something like, "it's erotic and not as visually repulsive as Billy Buttsex pounding Ron Receiver."*  They also preferred it to traditional M/F porn because all of that tends to be mysognist/borderline physical abuse geared towards a dominant male POV.  And these were pretty classy, dick-loving, American broads. 

*NTTAWT

Names, or it didn't happen.

[JackAstro]

Names, or it didn't happen.

Tammi and Bambi (with hearts over the "i"s)

[NeilT]

Names, or it didn't happen.

College girls.  Right.

[hostros7]

Tammi and Bambi (with hearts over the "i"s)

Tammi just got her MBA from Stanford while Bambi just graduated from a top 10 law school.  Neither was particularly stunning, but that's generally the trade-off when you go to school with liberal smaht kids.  One is from NYC though, so, if Alkie wants to leave his wife and kids, I'll PM him her cell piece.

[subnuclear]

Tammi just got her MBA from Stanford while Bambi just graduated from a top 10 law school.  Neither was particularly stunning, but that's generally the trade-off when you go to school with liberal smaht kids.  One is from NYC though, so, if Alkie wants to leave his wife and kids, I'll PM him her cell piece.

Looks and IQ are moderately, positively correlated. 

[strosrays]

I didn't trust you before.   This post clinches that.

I know.  I went back and read it, and thought, "What a totally bullshit post."

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

His wife beard is older than you are.

FIFY

[xxx]

I would take the 5/150. But my guy is more than a 5 to me and makes much less than the 150. We have been together for 23 years and he would do anything for me that he could possibly do. We both love to sit around and drink beer and talk. Doesn't matter the subject he just likes being with me. So to me money and looks don't really matter to me. As long as you love each other and are happy with your life. I was just as rabid if not more bat shit crazy for Ausmus (than Bud Girl) and he could never understand why. Everybody has their type.

Ashton Kutcher? No absolutely not. He would get on my nerves and I probably would kick him in the nuts. But again I am not a teenager either.

No on either kind of porn. I would rather be doing it than watching it


HELL NO.

[Bench]

So to me money and looks don't really matter to me. As long as you love each other and are happy with your life.

You must be one of those people that believes a person is much more than merely the sum of their physical looks plus income, rather than living life by the code imprinted in page 23 of Cosmo, April 2004.  Alkie doesn't like you.

[BudGirl]

You must be one of those people that believes a person is much more than merely the sum of their physical looks plus income, rather than living life by the code imprinted in page 23 of Cosmo, April 2004.  Alkie doesn't like you.

Alkie would probably call her a liar.

[xxx]

I have been called worse....

[94CougarGrad]

bullshit

You may kiss my ass.

[94CougarGrad]

Tell your wife she's the only honest person on or near this site.

You may only wish you could kiss my ass.

[Bench]

You may kiss my ass.

I'd rather watch a chick do it.

[94CougarGrad]

I'd rather watch a chick do it.

To each his own, but my husband would rather someone else's lips not graze his wife's posterior.

[Andyzipp]

To each his own, but my husband would rather someone else's lips not graze his wife's posterior.

Did he say that, or are you projecting?

And even if he did say that, what does the truth actually get him in this scenario?

[EasTexAstro]

No on either kind of porn. I would rather be doing it than watching it

I just can't believe no one has touched this.....comment.

[94CougarGrad]

Did he say that, or are you projecting?

And even if he did say that, what does the truth actually get him in this scenario?

He's said enough over the course of our relationship that I can safely say I'm not projecting.

As for what he gets out of this scenario, you'd have to ask him.

[S.P. Rodriguez]

I just can't believe no one has touched this.....comment.

Honestly, with a poster name like XXX, I assumed she was stating the obvious. 

[shoeless]

1. Define "date".

2. Not particularly my type but he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, which is exceedingly attractive in any man.

3. Okay, so you're not implying that straight women don't like lesbian porn with this question, are you?

4. What's in it for me?

[MRaup]

1. Define "date".

2. Not particularly my type but he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, which is exceedingly attractive in any man.

3. Okay, so you're not implying that straight women don't like lesbian porn with this question, are you?

4. What's in it for me?

You're clearly a troll.

If you're "shoeless" what the fuck up with the sandals in your avatar?!

SPACK!!!!

[JackAstro]

4. What's in it for me?

I'd angle for some shoes in the deal.

[Alkie]

1. Define "date".

Anal.   Or a handjob on public transportation.

2. Not particularly my type but he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, which is exceedingly attractive in any man.

Right.  Nothing says responsible, reliable, and long-term like someone who doesn't take himself seriously.   No wonder Alkie gets so much play but the man who plays him doesn't.

3. Okay, so you're not implying that straight women don't like lesbian porn with this question, are you?

I'm not implying that I don't think this isn't a question about not things that are nothing.   My question has nothing to do with women and lesbian porn.  The question is why don't women seem to find two men going at it on film hot despite the fact that a lot of men can pretty easily get off watching lesbian porn.

4. What's in it for me?

Overnight celebrity.

[Ebby Calvin]

I'm not implying that I don't think this isn't a question about not things that are nothing.   

Not that Alkie needs any encouragement, but this sentence is perfection - and a perfect response to the answer.  I salute you, sir.

[shoeless]

You're clearly a troll.

If you're "shoeless" what the fuck up with the sandals in your avatar?!

SPACK!!!!

Nah, trolls have green, Hobbit-like feet.

I'm not sandalless.

[Gizzmonic]

The only lady poster I have is a vintage Farrah Fawcett.  I tried asking her these questions, but she didn't respond.  I think she's still pissed that Michael Jackson had the audacity to die on the same day as her and ruin her media coverage.

[JimR]

The only lady poster I have is a vintage Farrah Fawcett.  I tried asking her these questions, but she didn't respond.  I think she's still pissed that Michael Jackson had the audacity to die on the same day as her and ruin her media coverage.

is this supposed to be funny?

[Gleek]

1) It's pretty well established in sexpsych that men are more interested in women who are physically attractive and that women are more interested in men that have resources (not that they don't also look for physically attractive).    Three men, relatively similar personalities, would you rather date (long term) a 3-of-10 who makes $400,000/yr, a 5-of-10 who makes $150,000/yr, or a 9-of-10 who makes $40,000/yr?

2) Ashton Kutcher?   Really?  Is it the fact that he acts like a retard, actually is a retard, or his total lack of skills whatsoever that women find so attractive?   

3) Why do men find lesbians in porno perfect jerk-off material, but you never hear about women looking for gay-male porn to get their blood pumping?

4) Can you loan me some money?

Love this thread.  Will ask Mrs. Gleek when I get home from work.

[94CougarGrad]

Love this thread.  Will ask Mrs. Gleek when I get home from work.

You can't predict her answer to question #4?

[Gleek]

okay, here we go.

1.  of the three she'd take the 5 @ 150K.  (LIAR!!!)  said she's happy with her 7-8 @ 80K though.  Awwwww, my wife thinks i'm a 7 or 8.  (LIAR!!!)

2.  not attractive, he's a dumb fuck.

3.  she says that she actually had a lesbian tell her she liked watching gay (male) porn.  *shiver*

4.  say it with me folks:  FUCK NO!!!

[NeilT]

Does gay male porn include The Sound of Music?

[EasTexAstro]

Does gay male porn include The Sound of Music?

Top Gun

Possibly LotR

[94CougarGrad]

Viggo. Hubba hubba.