Was there anything original in the 90s to retro to?
C&C mother fucking Music Factory.
Conversely: Radiohead, Oasis, Blur...Who am I fucking kidding. C&C it will be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxN_pbMOFk0
Alright, stop.
The 90's shouldn't legally be allowed to be considered "retro" until well after I turn 40. At the very minimum.
Puppy.
Fuck 90's retro, how about 00's retro? Fucking Ed Hardy tattoo shirts, autotune, and sexting, motherfucker!
So, a typical Saturday for JackAstro?
Wait a second, the entire decade was about being a douche?
Not *just* being a douche, but also keeping your friends informed of your douchebaggery through Web 2.0 and social networking!
See, I was under the impression that the 00's were the worst/dumbest decade in American history just because I was old now and out of touch with the kids; so I missed shit like fashion and music and other pop culture that makes a decade what it was culturally. But no, it turns out I was on top of all of that shit and it was, in fact, the most useless decade culturally; ever.
Frank Stallone Caliendo.
And we all know whose fault this was, the guy who set the tone for the whole decade. That's right. You guessed it.Frank Stallone.
Wait a second, the entire Saturday was about being a douche?
Fuck and yes./pumps fist