Friday Timewaster

[Lurch]

Go to Google.com

ETA:  The story

[Alkie]

I'm so glad someone else posted this before I could.

My entire company has been paralyzed for the last hour.   Mike has 30 minutes to beat my high score or he's fired.

[Bench]

Is there a way to play other than clicking the mouse in the direction you want to go?

[Noe]

Is there a way to play other than clicking the mouse in the direction you want to go?

Arrow keys

[sporadic]

I'm so glad someone else posted this before I could.

My entire company has been paralyzed for the last hour.   Mike has 30 minutes to beat my high score or he's fired.

I need to know two things...

When your company will be expanding to the metropolis of Montgomery/Conroe/Lake Conroe and your stance on drinking at work.  Both are important, but not equally so.

[Noe]

When our company was acquired by a larger entity that shall remain unnamed at this time, the first thing that went bye-bye was the keg full of NXNW micro-brew beer (stout and ale).  The second thing was the use of Google Apps and sundry Google stuff.

[Alkie]

I need to know two things...

When your company will be expanding to the metropolis of Montgomery/Conroe/Lake Conroe and your stance on drinking at work.  Both are important, but not equally so.

Sir,

Thank you for your letter.  We appreciate feedback like this from the huddled unwashed masses to let us know how we're doing.  Unfortunately, we are moving all operations out of the state of Texas effective June 30, 2010.   At this time, there are no plans to ever return to Texas for any reason, including funerals, weddings, and oil rights.   Drinking at work, however, is mandatory.

Thank you again and feel free to send any follow up questions to The Snapple Corporation, Rye Brook, NY, 10573.

Sincerely,
Alkie

[94CougarGrad]

Pac-Man!!!