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strosrays

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Giants Series Preview is now up
« on: May 13, 2010, 09:05:33 pm »
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Check my life if I am in doubt
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And "Hey, Mr. Cop! Ain't got no -
(What ya sayin' down there?)
Hey, hey!  Hey, Mr Cop -
Ain't got no birth cerfa - ticket on me now
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 09:48:03 pm »
You, sir, have a tremendous talent.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 10:07:56 pm »
Damn, that was good.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 10:14:17 pm »
Bravo, sir.  That was good.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 11:03:24 pm »
Awesome as always!
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 11:05:34 pm »
Christ, Strosrays. You're really good. The bar is damned high.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2010, 01:42:51 am »
Wow, that was great. Thanks strosrays.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2010, 03:05:48 am »
No words, simply thank you!
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2010, 06:52:15 am »
Damn fine work.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2010, 09:27:35 am »
I believe the word everyone is looking for is "asshole".

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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2010, 09:34:40 am »
Excellent. A great read as usual, strosrays.
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Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2010, 09:55:00 am »
If you have a doppelgänger, how do you know which one you are?
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2010, 10:55:40 am »
very nice.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2010, 01:33:57 pm »
I can't even imagine having the ability to write like this.  Thank you!
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2010, 01:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on May 14, 2010, 01:33:57 pm
I can't even imagine having the ability to write like this.  Thank you!

Seconded.
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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2010, 01:58:27 pm »
I think I actually cried a few times reading that.  Out-freaking-standing.  BTW - here is my doppelgänger, with his fly open and his first baseman mitt too big for his hand.
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2010, 03:28:44 pm »
Just to add on...

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Re: Giants Series Preview is now up
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2010, 03:31:02 pm »
It's times like these I'm glad I was brought on to spew hate and dick jokes and not write seriously, because everything you write just blows me out of the water. Damn strosrays, that was fucking amazing.
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