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Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« on: May 12, 2010, 06:38:55 pm »
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Astros

Michael Bourn CF
Jeff Keppinger 2B
Lance Berkman 1B
Carlos Lee LF
Hunter Pence RF
Pedro Feliz 3B
Humberto Quintero C
Tommy Manzella SS
Wandy Rodriguez P

Jakes

Skip Schumaker 2B
Ryan Ludwick CF
Albert Pujols 1B
Matt Holliday LF
David Freese 3B
Yadier Molina C
Nick Stavinoha RF
Brendan Ryan SS
Kyle Lohse P
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 06:44:43 pm »
Is it me, or does Skip Schumaker sound like he should be one of the Alpha Betas in Revenge of the Nerds?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 07:05:59 pm »
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 07:17:00 pm »
Leading the team in hitting tonight......by more than .100.........

Wandy.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 07:25:18 pm »
Apparently Skip was picked on more than anything in high school.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 07:25:55 pm »
Keppinger looks pretty shaky out there.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2010, 07:26:52 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 12, 2010, 07:25:55 pm
Keppinger looks pretty shaky out there.

That's right, that is Kepp out there.  I was thinking maybe the 'Stos had traded for Uggla...
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010, 07:27:07 pm »
Shit.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2010, 07:27:59 pm »
Damn it...Feliz has to cut that ball.  Q...that's on you.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2010, 07:31:35 pm »
Here's the good news:   we get the Astros game in HD tonight.
Here's the bad news:  it's the StL broadcast, so we have to suffer Hungarian.
Here's the good news:  we get StL commercials.

Which leads me to a question I have for anyone who has spent any real time in St Louis:

Is St Louis, in fact, the whitest fucking place on Earth?   
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2010, 07:33:55 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 12, 2010, 07:25:18 pm
Apparently Skip was picked on more than anything in high school.

That was before the jocks at Adams pressured him into squelching his inner nerd.

That, or those striped Jakes socks did it.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2010, 07:34:22 pm »
Have you been to Highland Park?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 07:35:05 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 07:31:35 pm
Is St Louis, in fact, the whitest fucking place on Earth?   

You haven't seen Vacation?!?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 07:35:40 pm »
From the Cards broadcast:

There are only 6 active pitchers with 10 starts against the Astros and a career ERA under 3.00 against Houston.

3 of them are Cardinals.  1 of them is Kyle Lohse.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 07:36:11 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 07:35:05 pm
You haven't seen Vacation?!?

That is EAST St Louis, which is most certainly not St Louis.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 07:37:47 pm »
Manzella has struck out 27 times this season.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 07:38:06 pm »
Dammit Manzella...you got a runner in scoring position with two out and the pitcher up after you.  You gotta try to drive in that run.  Swing the fucking bat.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 07:38:36 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 12, 2010, 07:37:47 pm
Manzella has struck out 27 times this season.

Shitfuck.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 07:40:15 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 07:36:11 pm
That is EAST St Louis, which is most certainly not St Louis.

Very true... I guess I haven't seen the movie in longer than I thought. :P
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 07:40:39 pm »
Yadda Yadda Yadier
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 07:41:31 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 07:36:11 pm
That is EAST St Louis, which is most certainly not St Louis.

It's not even in Missouri.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 07:42:57 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 12, 2010, 07:37:47 pm
Manzella has struck out 27 times this season.

To go with his 16 hits.  He's on pace to get about 98 hits and strike out 165 times. 
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2010, 07:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 07:31:35 pm
Is St Louis, in fact, the whitest fucking place on Earth?   

Fred G. Sanford was from St. Louis.
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2010, 07:46:51 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2010, 07:44:18 pm
Fred G. Sanford was from St. Louis.

And got the fuck out as soon as he could.

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2010, 07:47:03 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 07:17:00 pm
Leading the team in hitting tonight......by more than .100.........

Wandy.

And... cue
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2010, 07:47:20 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2010, 07:44:18 pm
Fred G. Sanford was from St. Louis.

"Elizabeth! I'm comin'!"
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2010, 07:47:55 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on May 12, 2010, 07:47:03 pm
And... cue

I know, right? JD and Brownie were just saying how he's currently the best hitter on the team.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2010, 07:51:47 pm »
Fuck you, Jobu, I make my own run support.
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2010, 07:52:47 pm »
No cleaning for The Janitor on that one.
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2010, 07:53:15 pm »
Has Michael Bourn ever worn a goatee?
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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2010, 07:58:32 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 07:47:20 pm
"Elizabeth! I'm comin'!"

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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2010, 08:01:59 pm »
Fred to Aunt Esther: "Why don't you stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies?"
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2010, 08:02:29 pm »
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Lamont: "Aunt Esther says she lost 50 lbs of ugly fat."
Fred: "Is she'd look at Carlos Zambrano she'd find it."

FIFY
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2010, 08:04:34 pm »
Shouldn't Manzella be sacrificing to set things up for our best hitter? Or are they afraid the Cards would IBB Wandy?
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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2010, 08:05:19 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 12, 2010, 08:04:34 pm
the Cards would IBB Wandy?

Wouldn't you?
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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2010, 08:05:34 pm »
Did I just hear a hint of boos?  From the Best Fans in Baseball?  Nah, couldn't be...
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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2010, 08:06:21 pm »
Don't know if anyone gives a shit about hockey (I don't) but les Habitants are about to make the Eastern Finals as the 8 seed.
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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2010, 08:07:29 pm »
Shit.  Nuggets.

Wandy should have been swinging.  You don't let your best hitter bunt.
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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2010, 08:10:16 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:06:21 pm
Don't know if anyone gives a shit about hockey (I don't) but les Habitants are about to make the Eastern Finals as the 8 seed.

And if the Flyers can win, you're looking at #7 seed vs #8 seed for the Eastern finals.   
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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2010, 08:10:28 pm »
Cmon Kepp.
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« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2010, 08:11:26 pm »
Fuck yeah!!
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2010, 08:11:36 pm »
KEPP with the 3-run double!!!
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2010, 08:11:43 pm »
Sweet.
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2010, 08:11:44 pm »
Attaboy Kepp!!
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:05 pm »
Fucking offensive short stop
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:18 pm »
Berkman with the 2-run dong!!!
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:36 pm »
WooHoo 6 to 1

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:37 pm »
You know who's strong?   The chubby bucket who just got WAY under that ball and still hit it out.
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« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:44 pm »
6-1 Astros!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2010, 08:12:59 pm »
hmmm, this inning seems to be going unusually well
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2010, 08:13:10 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 12, 2010, 08:12:18 pm
Berkman with the 2-run dong!!!

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2010, 08:13:20 pm »
There you go Wandy
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2010, 08:13:27 pm »
Kepp!  Puma!  That's what I line to see!!!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2010, 08:13:36 pm »
You know what never, ever, ever, EVER gets old no matter where you live or what you believe?

Beating the Cards.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2010, 08:14:24 pm »
wow, bill brown hall of fame crying yard job on that lee flyout.
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« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2010, 08:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:10:16 pm
And if the Flyers can win, you're looking at #7 seed vs #8 seed for the Eastern finals.   

And Crosby and Ovie will be looking too.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2010, 08:15:38 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:13:36 pm
You know what never, ever, ever, EVER gets old no matter where you live or what you believe?

Big titties?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2010, 08:16:04 pm »
how fucking fast did Bourn get around from first on that Kepp double???  IMMMMMpressive
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2010, 08:16:38 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2010, 08:17:15 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2010, 08:15:38 pm
Big titties?

YES, HH, we KNOW.  EVERYONE has seen them.   Put your shirt back on.  Christ.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2010, 08:21:42 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:17:15 pm
YES, HH, we KNOW.  EVERYONE has seen them.   Put your shirt back on.  Christ.

Nomi-fucking-nated.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2010, 08:22:04 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2010, 08:29:39 pm »
Q with the ground-rule double! Pence sent back to third.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #63 on: May 12, 2010, 08:30:13 pm »
Let me get this right.

They walked someone hitting in the low .200s to get to Wandy.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #64 on: May 12, 2010, 08:31:06 pm »
RBI Wandy.

Fools.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #65 on: May 12, 2010, 08:31:20 pm »
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If Hunter is past 2nd before the ball gets out, he gets home, right?

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2010, 08:31:34 pm »
Wandy is an amazing man.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2010, 08:31:42 pm »
The Astros finally treat Lohse like the mediocre pitcher he is.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2010, 08:34:31 pm »
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Let me get this right.

They walked someone hitting in the low .200s to get to Wandy.

Manzella?  Low .200s?  What are you smoking?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #69 on: May 12, 2010, 08:37:06 pm »
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Manzella?  Low .200s?  What are you smoking?

I'm looking at a stat sheet.

Manzella.     .200.

What am I missing?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2010, 08:37:31 pm »
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I'm looking at a stat sheet.

Manzella.     .200.

What am I missing?

The two strikeouts tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2010, 08:38:32 pm »
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The two strikeouts tonight.

Oh I see.

Fine.

They walked someone hitting in the high .100s to get to Wandy.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2010, 08:39:58 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:38:32 pm
Oh I see.

Fine.

They walked someone hitting in the high .100s to get to Wandy.

That's better.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #73 on: May 12, 2010, 08:40:55 pm »
Allez!  Allez!

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2010, 08:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:38:32 pm
Oh I see.

Fine.

They walked someone hitting in the high .100s to get to Wandy.

He's nitpicking because you poked fun at his man-boobs.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2010, 08:43:10 pm »
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He's nitpicking because you poked fun at his man-boobs.

Don't get me started on your boobs.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2010, 08:45:16 pm »
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Don't get me started on your boobs.

Mr/Dr94CG beat you to it, you boob.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2010, 08:45:50 pm »
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Mr/Dr94CG beat you to it, you boob.

I'm pretty sure I can whip his ass.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2010, 08:47:16 pm »
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Allez!  Allez!

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2010, 08:47:20 pm »
MEANwhile, Wandrew is throwing a 1 hitter.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2010, 08:48:31 pm »
I was watching the end of the hockey game, and when I try to tune back to the Astros game, I've just got a blank screen. Anybody else on Austin Time-Warner having the same problem, or is this something with my equipment?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2010, 08:48:41 pm »
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It pays to have the hot goalkeeper.

Good.  I always like to see Canadian teams win the Cup.   Teams from Texas, Arizona, and California should not be allowed to play NHL hockey.  It's just......wrong.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2010, 08:49:24 pm »
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I'm pretty sure I can whip his ass.

Let's get ready to ruuuummmmbllllleee!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2010, 08:49:41 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:48:41 pm
Good.  I always like to see Canadian teams win the Cup.   Teams from Texas, Arizona, and California should not be allowed to play NHL hockey.  It's just......wrong.

You left out Florida and Tennessee.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2010, 08:50:39 pm »
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You left out Florida and Tennessee.

And Georgia.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2010, 08:50:51 pm »
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I was watching the end of the hockey game, and when I try to tune back to the Astros game, I've just got a blank screen. Anybody else on Austin Time-Warner having the same problem, or is this something with my equipment?

Never mind. Whatever problem existed has been corrected.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #86 on: May 12, 2010, 08:50:59 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:48:41 pm
Good.  I always like to see Canadian teams win the Cup.   Teams from Texas, Arizona, and California should not be allowed to play NHL hockey.  It's just......wrong.

I've always kinda thought that, too, but the Stars have a really big following in Dallas, and I've admittedly had a blast at the Aeros games I've gone to. OlderSon's favorite team is the Anaheim Ducks, of course.

Woooooo another run! 8-1 Astros!!!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2010, 08:52:35 pm »
hockey's been around in texas for quite awhile already.  i was surprised to learn how long it has been around in the valley.

and i might get to finally write a recap about the astros winning a game.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2010, 08:54:39 pm »
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and i might get to finally write a recap about the astros winning a game.

Oh.  GOOD.  JOB.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2010, 08:56:13 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:48:41 pm
Good.  I always like to see Canadian teams win the Cup.   Teams from Texas, Arizona, and California should not be allowed to play NHL hockey.  It's just......wrong.

For me, it was more a matter of seeing Sidney Crosby fall flat on his face.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #90 on: May 12, 2010, 08:56:49 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:54:39 pm
Oh.  GOOD.  JOB.

She did say "might". That may save her.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #91 on: May 12, 2010, 08:57:35 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 08:54:39 pm
Oh.  GOOD.  JOB.

have no doubt, i always think this team can lose a game.  i assume nothing with them.
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« Reply #92 on: May 12, 2010, 09:00:00 pm »
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For me, it was more a matter of seeing Sidney Crosby fall flat on his face.

It's too bad Hating doesn't pay, because you could go pro.
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« Reply #93 on: May 12, 2010, 09:01:41 pm »
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It's too bad Hating doesn't pay, because you could go pro.
High praise from a Hall of Famer in the field.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #94 on: May 12, 2010, 09:02:55 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 12, 2010, 08:52:35 pm
hockey's been around in texas for quite awhile already.  i was surprised to learn how long it has been around in the valley.

and i might get to finally write a recap about the astros winning a game.

Strong work.
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« Reply #95 on: May 12, 2010, 09:03:31 pm »
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High praise from a Hall of Famer in the field.

Sure, sure.  I just mean....LeBron last night.   Kid tonight.   You're on fire.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #96 on: May 12, 2010, 09:06:55 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 12, 2010, 08:52:35 pm
hockey's been around in texas for quite awhile already.  i was surprised to learn how long it has been around in the valley.

and i might get to finally write a recap about the astros winning a game.

Steve Bartman called
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« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2010, 09:07:40 pm »
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Sure, sure.  I just mean....LeBron last night.   Kid tonight.   You're on fire.

Seeing Fleury pulled mid-game made me positively giddy.

I get bitter when I'm sick.
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« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2010, 09:08:11 pm »
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have no doubt, i always think this team can lose a game.  i assume nothing with them.

GOOD.

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2010, 09:08:32 pm »
Well, fuck.
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« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2010, 09:09:03 pm »
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GOOD.

JOB.

This is our Houston Astros. 
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« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2010, 09:09:18 pm »
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Well, fuck.

It's ok.  It's gonna be ok.

It's BudGirl's fault.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2010, 09:09:47 pm »
budgirl, if you weren't so adorable and awesome and if this team wasn't so terrible already, i might be mildly upset about you jinxing this game
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2010, 09:11:16 pm »
so, what do you think should be my penance.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2010, 09:11:43 pm »
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so, what do you think should be my penance.

You have to look at HH's boobs.
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« Reply #105 on: May 12, 2010, 09:12:28 pm »
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You have to look at HH's boobs.

that's just being mean.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2010, 09:13:14 pm »
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that's just being mean.

Yes, but to WHOM?
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« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2010, 09:13:49 pm »
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Yes, but to WHOM?

just because you like looking at them doesn't mean the rest of us want to see them.
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« Reply #108 on: May 12, 2010, 09:14:36 pm »
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just because you like looking at them doesn't mean the rest of us want to see them.

Yes, you do.
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« Reply #110 on: May 12, 2010, 09:15:37 pm »
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You have to look at HH's boobs.

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #111 on: May 12, 2010, 09:16:33 pm »
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You have to look at HH's boobs.

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« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2010, 09:16:54 pm »
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Or Pam Gardner's balls...

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« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2010, 09:18:27 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #114 on: May 12, 2010, 09:18:31 pm »
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I'll look at the boobs.

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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #115 on: May 12, 2010, 09:19:36 pm »
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You have to let him get started on your boobs.

What makes you think I haven't already?
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« Reply #116 on: May 12, 2010, 09:20:54 pm »
Spotlight on Drayton McLane Monday at 6:30.  We should all watch it.
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« Reply #117 on: May 12, 2010, 09:23:13 pm »
i love that mills isn't fucking around with a 4 run lead.  sampson-lyon-lindstrom if the score holds
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« Reply #118 on: May 12, 2010, 09:24:02 pm »
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Spotlight on Drayton McLane Monday at 6:30.  We should all watch it.

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« Reply #119 on: May 12, 2010, 09:25:29 pm »
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Spotlight on Drayton McLane Monday at 6:30.  We should all watch it.

To see how many members of the coaching staff will be fired on live TV?
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« Reply #120 on: May 12, 2010, 09:26:21 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: May 12, 2010, 09:27:39 pm »
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YOU TOO??

Impressive that you can type this while dry-humping your TV.
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« Reply #122 on: May 12, 2010, 09:28:11 pm »
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Impressive that you can type this while dry-humping your TV.

THREE.   tvs.
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« Reply #123 on: May 12, 2010, 09:29:48 pm »
Why look!   Sampson's ERA drops.  Again.

Again.
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« Reply #124 on: May 12, 2010, 09:30:41 pm »
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Why look!   Sampson's ERA drops.  Again.

Again.

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« Reply #125 on: May 12, 2010, 09:32:36 pm »
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THREE.   tvs.

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« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2010, 09:32:53 pm »
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Impressive that you can type this while dry-humping your TV.

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« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2010, 09:33:05 pm »
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if its a 4 way with you and 3 tvs, at least you don't have to worry about crossing swords.

He's still using rabbit ears.
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« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2010, 09:33:48 pm »
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So you bent over twice? 

The third TV finished a little early...
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« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2010, 09:33:57 pm »
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« Reply #130 on: May 12, 2010, 09:35:03 pm »
wow, 4 walks for berkman tonight.  wow
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« Reply #131 on: May 12, 2010, 09:36:44 pm »
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wow, 4 walks for berkman tonight.  wow

That blogger convinced him to work the count.
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« Reply #132 on: May 12, 2010, 09:37:02 pm »
JD: "Berkman just walked for the cycle, walking on a fastball, curveball, slider and changeup" followed by "That's a pretty good poker hand.  4 of a kind with a home run kicker."
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« Reply #133 on: May 12, 2010, 09:38:02 pm »
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Spotlight on Drayton McLane Monday at 6:30.  We should all watch it.

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« Reply #134 on: May 12, 2010, 09:39:17 pm »
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How long can you listen to Scrotie McBoogerballs on audio books and not vomit?

He's a good guy.  Loves his mama.  Loves Jesus.  And America too.
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« Reply #135 on: May 12, 2010, 09:41:10 pm »
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He's a good guy.  Loves his mama.  Loves Jesus.  And America too.

But does he love his TV?
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« Reply #136 on: May 12, 2010, 09:41:11 pm »
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i love that mills isn't fucking around with a 4 run lead.  sampson-lyon-lindstrom if the score holds

So much for that, eh?
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« Reply #137 on: May 12, 2010, 09:41:37 pm »
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But does he love his TV?

It wasn't about the TV.  It was about what the TV was showing me.
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It wasn't about the TV.  It was about what the TV was showing me.

I don't think selling "It ain't gay if it's with Sampson" bumper stickers will be a great business.
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« Reply #139 on: May 12, 2010, 09:42:58 pm »
thank you BBGs.
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« Reply #140 on: May 12, 2010, 09:43:40 pm »
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I don't think selling "It ain't gay if it's with Sampson" bumper stickers will be a great business.

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« Reply #141 on: May 12, 2010, 09:44:21 pm »
And I get tired of explaining this.   It's not about SEX.   It's about orgasms.
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And I get tired of explaining this.   It's not about SEX.   It's about orgasms.

Nothing better than a nice, crisp screenshot...
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« Reply #143 on: May 12, 2010, 09:45:13 pm »
nice outing by lopez.
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And I get tired of explaining this.   It's not about SEX.   It's about orgasms.

If those fucking necklaces actaully improve orgasms, I'll stop making fun of them.
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And I get tired of explaining this.   It's not about SEX.   It's about orgasms.

That's what the rabbit ears are for.
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Nothing better than a nice, crisp screenshot...

EWWWWWWWW
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« Reply #147 on: May 12, 2010, 09:49:31 pm »
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That's what the rabbit ears are for.

You should try it some time.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #148 on: May 12, 2010, 09:50:36 pm »
I think I'm too young for this conversation.
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« Reply #149 on: May 12, 2010, 09:50:57 pm »
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I think I'm too young for this conversation.

or mature?
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« Reply #150 on: May 12, 2010, 09:51:18 pm »
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I think I'm too young for this conversation.

Show us Hudson's tits!
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I think I'm too young for this conversation.

I think we all are.
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« Reply #153 on: May 12, 2010, 09:53:03 pm »
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Show us Hudson's tits!

I have my own to worry about without thinking about someone else's, thank you.
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« Reply #154 on: May 12, 2010, 09:53:13 pm »
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or mature?

Hey, you chose HH's boobs over Pam's balls....
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« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2010, 09:53:20 pm »
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I have my own to worry about without thinking about someone else's, thank you.

Prove it.
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« Reply #156 on: May 12, 2010, 09:54:00 pm »
Ok, someone  ban body paint.  Please.
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« Reply #157 on: May 12, 2010, 09:54:14 pm »
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Hey, you chose HH's boobs over Pam's balls....

You can look at Pam's balls all you want, but the conversation went from HH's boobies to rabbit ears. 
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« Reply #158 on: May 12, 2010, 09:54:23 pm »
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Prove it.

Note to self:

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« Reply #159 on: May 12, 2010, 09:55:28 pm »
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Tits!

There you go, courtesy of fat, shirtless Cardsfan...  (I think I just threw up a little...).
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« Reply #160 on: May 12, 2010, 09:55:41 pm »
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Ok, someone  ban body paint.  Please.

Oh god he had pierced nips. WHY DID I SEE THAT?
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Note to self:

Stop poking finger   penis into wall outlet. Bzzt, ow. Bzzt, ow. Bzzt, ow.

FIFY
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #162 on: May 12, 2010, 09:56:07 pm »
This has certainly been a titillating GZ thread.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #163 on: May 12, 2010, 09:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Craig on May 12, 2010, 09:55:41 pm
Oh god he had pierced nips. WHY DID I SEE THAT?

oooh, that sounds awesome.  i want some of that.

yeah, sullivan's in left.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #164 on: May 12, 2010, 09:56:48 pm »
Quote from: rifraft on May 12, 2010, 09:56:00 pm
FIFY

That won't be difficult, since I don't actually have one of those.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #165 on: May 12, 2010, 09:57:10 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 09:56:48 pm
That won't be difficult, since I don't actually have one of those.

.....yet.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #166 on: May 12, 2010, 09:57:12 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 12, 2010, 09:54:00 pm
Ok, someone  ban body paint.  Please.

Noe, why does Fox Sports Houston hate us so much to have shown that to us?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #167 on: May 12, 2010, 09:57:33 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 09:56:48 pm
That won't be difficult, since I don't actually have one of those.

strap on much?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #168 on: May 12, 2010, 09:57:57 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 12, 2010, 09:57:10 pm
.....yet.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand no surgery is in the works, either.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #169 on: May 12, 2010, 09:58:08 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 12, 2010, 09:57:12 pm
Noe, why does Fox Sports Houston hate us so much to have shown that to us?

they are trying to show Astros fans how to become the best fans in baseball.  you guys need to start working on your paint jobs.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #170 on: May 12, 2010, 09:59:03 pm »
Quote from: rifraft on May 12, 2010, 09:57:33 pm
strap on much?

How dare you confuse me with Pam.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #171 on: May 12, 2010, 09:59:28 pm »
Well, fuck.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #172 on: May 12, 2010, 09:59:50 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 12, 2010, 09:59:28 pm
Well, fuck.

Try the rabbit ears. They're apparently highly recommended.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #173 on: May 12, 2010, 10:00:37 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 12, 2010, 09:59:28 pm
Well, fuck.

Don't encourage Alkie.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #174 on: May 12, 2010, 10:01:35 pm »
Let's go, Lucky Lindy.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #175 on: May 12, 2010, 10:01:43 pm »
Pope-style rally cap. Nice. I guess that would be a rally mitre?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #176 on: May 12, 2010, 10:03:22 pm »
Damn, damn, damn!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #177 on: May 12, 2010, 10:03:34 pm »
Damn him.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #178 on: May 12, 2010, 10:04:04 pm »
just for the record bill brown was the one that said pujols hadn't gotten a hit of lindstrom.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #179 on: May 12, 2010, 10:04:20 pm »
Win!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #180 on: May 12, 2010, 10:04:32 pm »
*whew*
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #181 on: May 12, 2010, 10:04:35 pm »
I hope Pence watched what Pujols did with that pitch.

Congratulations to BudGirl on dodging the BBGs' lightning bolts.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #182 on: May 12, 2010, 10:05:09 pm »
Whew...
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #183 on: May 12, 2010, 10:05:15 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 12, 2010, 10:04:35 pm
I hope Pence watched what Pujols did with that pitch.

Congratulations to BudGirl on dodging the BBGs' lightning bolts.

doubtful, there was a firefly in the outfield.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #184 on: May 12, 2010, 10:05:21 pm »


thank god this one's over before we could blow it.

go for the sweep tomorrow.  day game?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #185 on: May 12, 2010, 10:06:07 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on May 12, 2010, 10:05:21 pm

thank god this one's over before we could blow it.

go for the sweep tomorrow.  day game?

Is it? Guess I'm coming home early from the office tomorrow, then.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #186 on: May 12, 2010, 10:06:35 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 10:06:07 pm
Is it? Guess I'm coming home early from the office tomorrow, then.

if you had read the preview or listened to the guys on the telly you would have known that.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #187 on: May 12, 2010, 10:07:02 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 12, 2010, 10:06:07 pm
Is it? Guess I'm coming home early from the office tomorrow, then.

Judging by tonight's thread, you won't be the only one coming early...
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #188 on: May 12, 2010, 10:20:04 pm »
Wait so the Astros won and some Frenchies beat some penguins? Did I miss anything?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #189 on: May 12, 2010, 10:37:08 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 12, 2010, 10:20:04 pm
Did I miss anything?

No. Not at all.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #190 on: May 13, 2010, 07:11:55 am »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 12, 2010, 10:06:35 pm
if you had read the preview or listened to the guys on the telly you would have known that.

I have to multi-task when I'm watching the games and occasionally, I temporarily miss a detail.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #191 on: May 13, 2010, 08:51:00 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 13, 2010, 07:11:55 am
I have to multi-task when I'm watching the games and occasionally, I temporarily miss a detail.

no excuses.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #192 on: May 13, 2010, 09:01:24 am »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 12, 2010, 10:05:15 pm
doubtful, there was a firefly in the outfield.

Nice!
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« Reply #193 on: May 13, 2010, 10:29:06 am »
Is it possible to nominate an entire thread?  Fabulous job folks.  Now what was the fucking score?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #194 on: May 13, 2010, 10:29:50 am »
Quote from: Limey on May 13, 2010, 10:29:06 am
Is it possible to nominate an entire thread?  Fabulous job folks.  Now what was the fucking score?

i wonder where you could find that???
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #195 on: May 13, 2010, 10:35:34 am »
Quote from: Limey on May 13, 2010, 10:29:06 am
Is it possible to nominate an entire thread?  Fabulous job folks.  Now what was the fucking score?

They played all nine innings.  What else do you want?
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #196 on: May 13, 2010, 10:46:23 am »
Quote from: Limey on May 13, 2010, 10:29:06 am
Is it possible to nominate an entire thread?  Fabulous job folks.  Now what was the fucking score?

I know!
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #197 on: May 13, 2010, 10:48:39 am »
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #198 on: May 13, 2010, 10:49:20 am »
Quote from: Limey on May 13, 2010, 10:29:06 am
Is it possible to nominate an entire thread? 

No... only one.  But choose wisely.  For as the true POTW will give life... the false POTW will take it away.
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #199 on: May 13, 2010, 11:07:30 am »
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Re: Astros @ Jakes, 5/12/2010
« Reply #200 on: May 13, 2010, 11:20:59 am »
Quote from: Lurch on May 13, 2010, 10:46:23 am
I know!

I'm not sure what's better: that link, or the fact that it dredged up something called the Brazilian Bullet Ant Manhood Ritual.
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