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« on: May 11, 2010, 10:08:52 pm »
I don't ever want to hear LeBron James and Michael Jordan in the same sentence again.
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 10:14:01 pm »
I don't ever want to hear LeBron James and Michael Jordan in the same sentence again.

Did LeBron lay an egg?
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 10:16:54 pm »
120-88 Celtics. 3 of 14 and essentially a complete no show for LBJ.
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 10:21:05 pm »
120-88 Celtics. 3 of 14 and essentially a complete no show for LBJ.

We may find out that he has to have elbow surgery in the offseason.
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 07:18:11 am »
I don't ever want to hear LeBron James and Michael Jordan in the same sentence again.

Close your ears.....LeBron James is not, and will never be, Michael Jordan.  Thanks for listening.

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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 02:22:05 pm »
It brings me joy to see LeBron James fail, but, he's a hell of a talent, gifted and skillful, one who is going to get better. He's just 25. I still hope he never wins a title. Jordan, who was 28 when he won his first title, likewise, was a great combination skills and raw ability but also a possessed a refuse to lose mentality along with a natural killer instinct. I don't see those last two intangible aspects in LeBron's game yet.
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 09:54:32 pm »
Cavs just opened a GIANT can of quit.

Down by nine with one minute, they choose not to foul, then walk the ball up the floor.  Totally indefensible.  I will never view LeBron the same way again.
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 10:13:22 pm »
I view him as gutless.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 10:14:15 pm »
...and maybe a bit of a choker.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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Re: NBA playoffs
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2010, 02:50:55 pm »
Cavs just opened a GIANT can of quit.

Down by nine with one minute, they choose not to foul, then walk the ball up the floor.  Totally indefensible.  I will never view LeBron the same way again.
That was unbelievable.
Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two