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D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« on: May 03, 2010, 06:45:05 pm »
Spaz cooling his jets tonight...

Astros lineup:

Bourn cf,
Keppinger 2b,
Lee lf,
Berkman 1b,
Feliz 3b,
Sullivan rf,
Manzella ss,
Quintero c,
Paulino p

Diamondbacks lineup:

Johnson 2b,
Upton rf,
Drew ss,
Reynolds 3b,
LaRoche 1b,
Young cf,
Parra lf,
Snyder c,
Valdez p
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 06:52:49 pm »
Spaz cooling his jets tonight...

Astros lineup:

Bourn cf,
Keppinger 2b,
Lee lf,
Berkman 1b,
Feliz 3b,
Sullivan rf,
Manzella ss,
Quintero c,
Paulino p

Diamondbacks lineup:

Johnson 2b,
Upton rf,
Drew ss,
Reynolds 3b,
LaRoche 1b,
Young cf,
Parra lf,
Snyder c,
Valdez p

Sully has done very little with the stick thusfar. Hope this start helps him.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 06:56:09 pm »
[Insert name of any Astro position player not named Bourn, Blum, Keppinger here] has done very little with the stick thusfar. Hope this start helps him.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 07:10:43 pm »
Wow, Minute Maid is practically empty. Kids chasing a foul ball above the third-base line had entire empty rows of seats to run around in.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 07:19:59 pm »
Wow, Minute Maid is practically empty. Kids chasing a foul ball above the third-base line had entire empty rows of seats to run around in.

Pam Gardner works wonders.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 07:25:10 pm »
Pam Gardner works wonders.

Must be because Pence isn't playing.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 07:26:56 pm »
Must be because Pence isn't playing.

That's probably it. What's Hunter's Lodge look like tonight?

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 07:46:45 pm »
Yikes... see their new 10 game package for $20?  TOTAL!
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 07:48:52 pm »
Yikes... see their new 10 game package for $20?  TOTAL!

They had that towards the end of the season last year as well.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 07:54:54 pm »
JD called that hit and run
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010, 08:30:22 pm »
Fucking ump.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 08:32:54 pm »
Wow that was a fuckin bomb... but just put your head down and run to first


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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 08:57:26 pm »
This team may suck REALLY bad at times, but it is a friggin' joy to watch Michael Bourn in center.  Great grab up against the bullpen wall!
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 09:08:04 pm »
Dbacks bullpen ERA 7.02.  Wonder how much 4 innings of scoreless ball will lower it...
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 09:25:52 pm »
Dbacks bullpen ERA 7.02.  Wonder how much 4 innings of scoreless ball will lower it...

You're assuming the powerhouse offense of your 2010 Houston Astros won't light the fucker up.

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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 09:42:36 pm »
Wellsir, game one of this series has been a real shitburger thusfar.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 09:47:25 pm »
This team may suck REALLY bad at times, but it is a friggin' joy to watch Michael Bourn in center.  Great grab up against the bullpen wall!

Wasn't it? One of the few bright spots of the night.

That, and the well-meaning jocko who displayed the classic UH logo... upside down.  :-\
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 09:53:28 pm »
Whither Moehler?
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 09:57:32 pm »
Whither Moehler?

I've seen enough of him.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 10:16:48 pm »
To the kids incessantly chanting "let's go Astros, let's go!": I appreciate the sentiment, but your voices are more than a little bit annoying.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2010, 10:21:02 pm »
To the kids incessantly chanting "let's go Astros, let's go!": I appreciate the sentiment, but your voices are more than a little bit annoying.

And the adults who joined them for the better part of an inning?
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2010, 10:55:02 pm »
To the kids incessantly chanting "let's go Astros, let's go!": I appreciate the sentiment, but your voices are more than a little bit annoying.

i only heard adults doing that, i blamed the beer.
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2010, 12:42:41 am »
You're assuming the powerhouse offense of your 2010 Houston Astros won't light the fucker up.

Yes, yes I was.  Correctly [unfortunately]  I might add...
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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2010, 03:22:31 am »
Yes, yes I was.  Correctly [unfortunately]  I might add...

I was trying some Voodoo which apparently doesn't work on this team.

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Re: D-bags @ Stros, 5/3/10
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2010, 10:16:34 am »
I was trying some Voodoo which apparently doesn't work on this team.

Up your butt, Jobu.
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