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Politics? WTF?!?!
« on: March 17, 2010, 10:11:54 am »
YOUR POLITICAL OPINION IS WOEFULLY MISGUIDED, YOU SOCIALIST BASTARD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE CONNED INTO BELIEVING THAT, YOU BUSHNECK LACKEY!!

I WILL CONTINUE TO PASSIONATELY DEFEND MY POLITICAL VIEWS AGAINST AN ATTACK ON AN INTERNET BASEBALL FORUM, AND I WILL REFERENCE THE WEB SITE OF MY CHOICE TO SUPPORT MY POSITION!

LOUD NOISES!!!

THIS IS A PLACE TO IGNORE COMMON SENSE MIDDLE GROUND AND TO CONTINUE TO CONTRIBUTE TO EXTREMISM!  FEEL FREE TO MAKE ANY TEA PARTY/COFFEE PARTY/BUSH DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY/OBAMA IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY COMMENTS HERE!!!!!11!!!1

Then the rest of us will have a clearly marked thread to ignore.
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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 10:18:25 am »
Great. You have just ensured that this is the one thread where some baseball pearl will pop up, and we'll all miss it.
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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 10:24:13 am »
Shouldn't a discussion about the 5th outfielder be over in the TZ?
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 01:21:47 pm »
What the fuck?
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 03:02:29 pm »
As a man without an opinion either way, I have nothing to add to this thread.

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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 03:57:00 pm »
Common sense middle ground says that we should allow slavery in existing states, but not allow it to expand to the new territories.
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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 04:01:07 pm »
Who is John Galt?




(come on. It had to be said.)
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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 04:05:53 pm »
Who is John Galt?




(come on. It had to be said.)

Didn't they release him in the off-season?
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 05:01:45 pm »
Didn't they release him in the off-season?

I don't think so.  They keep saying he's gone.  But he never goes.

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Re: Politics? WTF?!?!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 09:32:16 am »
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE CONNED INTO BELIEVING THAT, YOU BUSHNECK LACKEY POLESMOKE!!

FIFY.  Can't channel the spirit of HD without a polesmoke reference, IMO.