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Sheets to A's
« on: January 26, 2010, 12:56:38 pm »
According to ESPN. $10MM for one year, plus incentives.
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 01:19:04 pm »
Wow. That's real money, especially for the A's. Best of luck to him.
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 02:50:46 pm »
Hope this doesn't turn into Matt Holiday all over again, where he spends 3 months with the team and then is gone.
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 02:52:50 pm »
Hope this doesn't turn into Matt Holiday all over again, where he spends 3 months with the team and then is gone.

Why do you hope?
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 02:53:44 pm »
Hope this doesn't turn into Matt Holiday all over again, where he spends 3 months with the team and then is gone.

Why not?  One-year deals make perfect sense for a team like the A's.
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 02:56:20 pm »
That's a lot of money for a guy that didn't throw a single pitch last year.

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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 02:59:07 pm »
That's a large part of why he didn't cost $17MM.
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 03:16:14 pm »
That's a large part of why he didn't cost $17MM.

Well, if anyone else had 10 million bucks laying around, I didn't pitch at all last season either!
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 04:02:10 pm »
Well, if anyone else had 10 million bucks laying around, I didn't pitch at all last season either!

Are you saying that the left tackle deal isn't working out?
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 04:14:24 pm »
Are you saying that the left tackle deal isn't working out?

Speaking of which... did Terrence Cody's tits cause Colt's injury?
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 04:23:09 pm »
Speaking of which... did Terrence Cody's tits cause Colt's injury?

Noe, why is that man measuring TC's wiener?

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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2010, 04:29:08 pm »
Why do you hope?

I would just be sad if I were an A's fan, knowing that Sheets is only there to garner prospects in 3 months.  Plus, what jersey do you buy if you're an A's fan?  Eric Chavez?
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2010, 04:32:18 pm »
Noe, why is that man measuring TC's wiener?

No, they use that to pull out the lint, spare change, popcorn and/or tv remotes from the various folds.
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2010, 04:37:53 pm »
good grief
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2010, 05:07:44 pm »
Are you saying that the left tackle deal isn't working out?

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 09:55:03 am »
I'm planning on becoming a latter-day Bo Jackson.

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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2010, 07:07:44 am »
Speaking of which... did Terrence Cody's tits cause Colt's injury?

I don't know about Colt's injury but those things scared the hell out of me.
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Re: Sheets to A's
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2010, 12:24:55 pm »
Oh, the huge man-titties!
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