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Caption this
« on: November 25, 2009, 01:21:09 am »
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 07:27:50 am »
"I need Otis Sistrunk"
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 10:36:39 am »
"I'm STUCK!!!  SOMEBODY HELP ME!  PLEASE!!!"
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 10:53:47 am »
When I snap the ball, you go long...




(just trying to put the least offensive spin on it I could.)
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 02:20:28 pm »
Matt Hudson, Come on Down.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 05:04:50 pm »
If my memory is correct, Katie Couric was the first celebrity I ever jerked off to.   I was 13 and clearly very confused about the world.   Not to mention up earlier than I should have been, watching tv.

Anyway, the real point of this is....no one I was jerking off to 20 years ago should have pictures like this on the internet of them today.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 05:39:52 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 09:54:11 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on November 25, 2009, 05:39:52 pm
Come over here Alkie, you know you still want me. I'm waiting for you! xoxoxo - Katie

That was 20 years ago.   When I was 13.   I can jerk off to Katie Couric now, I guess, but only if I'm thinking about someone else.

Gah.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2009, 08:02:43 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on November 25, 2009, 05:04:50 pm
If my memory is correct, Katie Couric was the first celebrity I ever jerked off to. 

I don't really remember, but I'm sure it was either Raquel Welch or Tina Louise.
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2009, 08:20:30 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on November 25, 2009, 05:04:50 pm
If my memory is correct, Katie Couric was the first celebrity I ever jerked off to.   I was 13 and clearly very confused about the world.   Not to mention up earlier than I should have been, watching tv.

Anyway, the real point of this is....no one I was jerking off to 20 years ago should have pictures like this on the internet of them today.

What if someone jerked off to her yesterday...I mean...hypothetically?
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2009, 08:22:19 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on November 28, 2009, 08:20:30 pm
What if someone jerked off to her yesterday...I mean...hypothetically?

Is that person 13?   Is she 20 years younger in the fantasy or her today?   Hypothetically.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2009, 08:23:27 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on November 28, 2009, 08:02:43 pm
I don't really remember, but I'm sure it was either Raquel Welch or Tina Louise.

I was clearly born at the wrong time.

Not that I didn't also jerk off to both of them, but it was mostly pictures of them from 15-20 years prior.
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2009, 08:27:27 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on November 28, 2009, 08:22:19 pm
Is that person 13?   Is she 20 years younger in the fantasy or her today?   Hypothetically.

Let's say...for the sake of argument...that it's this Katie

http://dailybail.com/storage/KatieCouricCheerleader.jpg
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2009, 08:31:50 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on November 28, 2009, 08:27:27 pm
Let's say...for the sake of argument...that it's this Katie

http://dailybail.com/storage/KatieCouricCheerleader.jpg

I'll be back in 30 seconds.

I'm young again!   I'm young again!
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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2009, 11:08:22 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on November 28, 2009, 08:31:50 pm
I'll be back in 30 seconds.

I thought you'd be longer than that.
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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 11:09:12 pm »
Quote from: austro on November 28, 2009, 11:08:22 pm
I thought you'd be longer than that.

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