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Note to Sammy
« on: November 12, 2009, 01:07:06 pm »
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 01:10:32 pm »
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 01:13:16 pm »
You expect me to read a thread called "It's a Beautiful Morning"?
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 01:21:23 pm »
You expect me to read a thread called "It's a Beautiful Morning"?

You should re-think your thinking there...for some "A Beautiful Morning" may be stumbling upon a link to a picture of the world's most perfect boobies.  If you had started a thread with that title I sure as hell would check it out.

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 01:22:32 pm »
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

He's starting with the man in the mirror.  He's asking him to change his ways.
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2009, 01:57:38 pm »
He's starting with the man in the mirror.  He's asking him to change his ways.

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2009, 01:58:38 pm »
sad to say the same thought crossed my mind. i didnt think you got to choose in mid stream
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2009, 02:02:20 pm »
It don't matter if you're black or white.

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2009, 02:03:00 pm »
It don't matter if you're black or white.

I'm sure he's thrilled with his new look; I just wish he would beat it.

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2009, 02:36:39 pm »
Sammy are you ok?  Are you ok?  Are you ok, Sammy?
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2009, 04:30:51 pm »
side by side on my piano...

Keystrokes...whole notes.  Why don't we?

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 04:49:32 pm »
...the Candyman can!

Eh?

Oops, wrong Sammy.  When did Sammy Sosa become Italian?
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 05:34:58 pm »
Corky used to just look like an assclown, same as any Cub. Now after the surgery and the "cream" he looks fucking ghoulish.

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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 05:46:21 pm »
Oops, wrong Sammy.  When did Sammy Sosa become Italian?

He's only half-Italian. Or half-Axised. Or something.
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 05:53:21 pm »
He's only half-Italian. Or half-Axised. Or something.

You could offer me 100% ownership of the Astros and I wouldn't eat sushi off of him naked.
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Re: Note to Sammy
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 12:47:54 am »
You could offer me 100% ownership of the Astros and I wouldn't eat sushi offof him naked.

Damned fair weather fan...

BTW, the tonal change is odd enough but the green contacts are really creepy!
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Note to Sammy
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2009, 08:39:59 am »
...the Candyman can!

Eh?

Oops, wrong Sammy.  When did Sammy Sosa become Italian?

About the same time Sammy became Jewish.
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