October 7, 2009 - NLDS B, GAME ONE Astros @ Braves

[Alkie]

Where is everyone?  I'm getting very confused.

[Guinness]

Your Astros lineup:

C Biggio 2B 
W Taveras CF   
L Berkman 1B                 
M Ensberg 3B               
J Lane RF                   
O Palmeiro LF             
A Everett SS                 
B Ausmus C                 
A Pettitte P               

[Alkie]

MoBerg cleanup?

You fucking idiot, Jimy.

[Reuben]

You mean Phil.

[Alkie]

I did not.

This is my delusional fantasy as I am bored to motherfucking tears by the Yankees, Twins, and Chip Caray.

[Outlawscotty]

How can Chip speak with all the Yankee cranks in his mouth?

[ybbodeus]

Bucknor channeling his inner Denkinger on at least one of his blown calls. How does one of the game's truly dreadful...oh, never mind; it's probably a stupid question for multiple reasons. Truly awful.

[The Spleen]

How can Chip speak with all the Yankee cranks in his mouth?

Jeter's has a microphone attached...

[ybbodeus]

My previous comparison to Denkinger was unfair. Don only made one bad call. CJ--a doozie but only one.

[ybbodeus]

My previous comparison to Denkinger was unfair. Don only made one bad call--a doozie but only one truly dreadful one.   CJ, however, is a bad call in waiting, every time the ball is put into play (and even after the play is dead!).

Friggin' thumbs...FIFM.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Phil Cuzzi is a cocksucker.

[Alkie]

Phil Cuzzi is a cocksucker.

Seriously.

How the FUCK do you miss that.

You have ONE FUCKING JOB tonight, Phil.

It wasn't even close.

[Reuben]

Seriously.

How the FUCK do you miss that.

You have ONE FUCKING JOB tonight, Phil.

It wasn't even close.

Cost the Twins at least one run, but I'm sure they would've managed to fuck it up anyway.