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FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« on: August 27, 2009, 01:32:54 pm »
Astros lineup:

Bourn cf, Keppinger 3b, Berkman 1b, Lee lf, Tejada ss, Erstad rf, Matsui 2b, Coste c, Moehler p

Cards lineup:

Schumaker 2b, Lugo ss, Pujols 1b, Holliday lf, Ludwick rf, Rasmus cf, DeRosa 3b, Molina c, Carpenter p

End 1: HOU 0, STL 0
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 01:40:51 pm »
2-0 Astros w 2 out in top 2nd
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 01:45:51 pm »
2-0 Astros w 2 out in top 2nd

I don't get it.  What's the punchline?
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 01:48:42 pm »
I don't get it.  What's the punchline?

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 01:49:38 pm »
I don't get it.  What's the punchline?

Holliday homers to open the bottom of the second.

Oh, and the punchline is that 8 men came to the plate for those 2 runs.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 01:55:36 pm »
Oh, and the punchline is that 8 men came to the plate for those 2 runs.

That, or that Carpenter walked Coste and Moehler to load the bases...
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 02:27:33 pm »
Update?
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 02:30:32 pm »
Astros 2-1.  Bottom of the fifth.

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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2009, 02:32:30 pm »
I can do some pbp if people are interested since I'm at home today. 

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 02:34:57 pm »
Delarosa out swinging
Molina fouled out
Carpenter grounded out

Astros 2, Cardinals 1 End of the 5th

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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 02:37:16 pm »
I can do some pbp if people are interested since I'm at home today. 

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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 02:37:18 pm »
Astros 2-1.  Bottom of the fifth.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 02:38:19 pm »
Tejada slow bouncer to 3rd for out 1.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 02:39:03 pm »
Erstad flies to deep right.  Out 2.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 02:41:24 pm »
Matsui hits short fly to short stop.  3rd out.

Astros 2, Cards 1.  Middle of the 6th.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 02:43:55 pm »
Shumaker slow grounder to Matsui, out at 1st.  1 out.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 02:46:51 pm »
Lugo doubled, Pujols intentionally walked.  My mlb.tv feed is stalled need to restart it.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 02:49:00 pm »
Holliday hits a chopper to 3rd, gets thrown out at 1st.  Lugo and Pujols advance.  2 men on, 2 outs.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2009, 02:50:53 pm »
Ludwick singles up the middle, Lugo and Pujols score.  Cards 3-2. 2 out. 1 man on.

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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2009, 02:52:30 pm »
Rausmus grounds to 1st.  3 outs. 

Cards 3-2 End of 6th. 

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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2009, 02:55:16 pm »
Tejada slow bouncer to 3rd for out 1.

You'll have to put up with my MLB.tv feed which can be minutes behind real time.

If you could get it to be minutes ahead of time, you'd make a killing.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2009, 02:55:56 pm »
Coste singles to right field.  

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2009, 02:57:33 pm »
Maysonet sacrifices, Coste to 2nd.  1 out.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2009, 02:59:27 pm »
Bourn grounds to SS, called out by a hair. 2 outs.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2009, 02:59:47 pm »
What is Maysonet doing in the game?
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2009, 03:00:16 pm »
What is Maysonet doing in the game?

Blum is on a plane back to HOU to get checked out, so Clark is running the team.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2009, 03:00:22 pm »
Keppinger grounds out to 1st.  

Cards 3-2. Middle of 7th.

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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2009, 03:00:55 pm »
Footer beat us to it:

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2009, 03:02:43 pm »
Geracivo pitching btw.

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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2009, 03:03:32 pm »
DeRosa grounds to SS, out at 1st.  1 out.

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« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2009, 03:05:54 pm »
Molina hits a grounder over Tejada's glove.  1 man on.

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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2009, 03:10:23 pm »
Broken bat single over 1st base.  Molina to 2nd (jogging a little bit).  2 men on.  1 out.

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« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2009, 03:10:45 pm »
Byrdak coming in.

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« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2009, 03:14:29 pm »
Shumaker flies to 3rd.  2 outs. 2 men on.

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« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2009, 03:15:31 pm »
Fulchino coming in.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2009, 03:16:38 pm »
Fulchino coming in.

so coop is trying to ground fulchino's arm into dust, also, i see.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2009, 03:17:27 pm »
so coop is trying to ground fulchino's arm into dust, also, i see.

running out of time, too.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2009, 03:18:19 pm »
LaRussa switches in Ainkel (L) for Greene (R) to mess with Cooper.

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« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2009, 03:19:17 pm »
Ainkel strikes out. 

Cards 3-2, End of 7th.

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« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2009, 03:19:18 pm »
running out of time, too.

everyone's got to play or their mom is going to call and complain.
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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2009, 03:21:28 pm »
Reyes pitching for the Cards.

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« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2009, 03:22:04 pm »
Berkman pops out to SS.  1 out.

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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2009, 03:23:38 pm »
McClellen in for Reyes. 

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« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2009, 03:24:44 pm »
Lee grounds to 3rd, thrown out at 1st.  2 outs.

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« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 03:26:02 pm »
Tejada singled. 2 outs.

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« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 03:26:04 pm »
thank goodness for Tejada. where would this team be without him?
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« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 03:26:14 pm »
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« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 03:26:20 pm »
Yeah, bust that shit up!  Way to go Erstad!
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« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 03:27:57 pm »
Erstad doubles to deep right field, Tejada scores. 

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« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2009, 03:28:14 pm »
Tie game 3-3.

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« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2009, 03:29:11 pm »
Cards Intentionally walk Matsui.  2 men on.

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« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2009, 03:30:34 pm »
Cooper removed the Cardinals' pitcher.

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« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2009, 03:31:19 pm »
Coste smacks one to third, good catch by DeRosa.  

Tie game 3-3.  Middle of 8th.  

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« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2009, 03:31:40 pm »
Valverde in the 8th in a tie game?
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« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2009, 03:32:03 pm »
thank goodness for Tejada. where would this team be without him?

In 4th place?
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« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2009, 03:32:26 pm »
Valverde in the 8th in a tie game?

Really? 
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« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2009, 03:32:34 pm »
Valverde in the 8th in a tie game?

is anyone else left?
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« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2009, 03:33:24 pm »
boy, he got squeezed to Sir Albert.
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« Reply #59 on: August 27, 2009, 03:34:38 pm »
Don't squeeze the juice. Geez.
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« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2009, 03:34:50 pm »
is anyone else left?

If there is no one else left but your closer in the eigth inning of a tie game, you really should be demoted to managing machine pitch.

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« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2009, 03:35:36 pm »
Pujols walks.  1 man on.  No outs.

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« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2009, 03:36:08 pm »
If there is no one else left but your closer in the eigth inning of a tie game, you really should be demoted to managing machine pitch.

Moehler looked good too. Don't understand why he didn't go another inning.  

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« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2009, 03:36:37 pm »
Holliday flied out to center.  1 out.  1 man on.

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« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2009, 03:37:19 pm »
Pujols steals second. 

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« Reply #65 on: August 27, 2009, 03:38:00 pm »
Ludwick strikes out.  2 outs.  AP on 2nd.

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« Reply #66 on: August 27, 2009, 03:38:38 pm »
Moehler looked good too. Don't understand why he didn't go another inning. 

Only Cooper knows the reason, and he's not telling.
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« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2009, 03:39:14 pm »
Rasmus grounds to second, thrown out at 1st.  

Tie game 3-3.  End of 8th.  

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« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2009, 03:41:23 pm »
Pence grouds to SS, out at 1st.  1 out. 

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« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2009, 03:41:52 pm »
I almost posted in the TZ, but it's really just too depressing.  Certainly Hunter will now be way too "valuable" to trade, according to Pam.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2009, 03:41:59 pm »
Only Cooper knows the reason, and he's not telling.

He'd sound crazy if he said, "Jobu told me so."
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2009, 03:42:27 pm »
KEPP with the solo homer just out of Holliday's reach! Woo hoo!!
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2009, 03:42:41 pm »
Bourn grounds to 2nd, out at 1st.  2 outs.  

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« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2009, 03:43:10 pm »
Kepp!!!
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #74 on: August 27, 2009, 03:43:38 pm »
Kepp baby!
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The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #75 on: August 27, 2009, 03:43:58 pm »
He'd sound less crazy if he said, "Jobu told me so."

FTFY.
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« Reply #76 on: August 27, 2009, 03:44:06 pm »
for a minute there I was worried Bourn wouldn't have a hit on the day, then I looked at the box score.  That kid is great.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #77 on: August 27, 2009, 03:44:15 pm »
Keppinger homers to left.  2 outs.  

Astros 4-3.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #78 on: August 27, 2009, 03:44:55 pm »
Berkman lines out to RF.  Middle of 9th. 

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2009, 03:47:10 pm »
Valverde still pitching. 

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2009, 03:48:35 pm »
DeRosa single

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2009, 03:50:54 pm »
Ryan K on 98 mph.

two out
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2009, 03:51:14 pm »
Moehler looked good too. Don't understand why he didn't go another inning.  
The answer is obvious: Had to burn Maysonet

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2009, 03:51:39 pm »
groundout (i looked away)

ASTROS WIN!
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2009, 03:51:46 pm »
Lordy Jeetus, a W.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #85 on: August 27, 2009, 03:52:13 pm »
Valverde doesn't seem like a frosted tips kind of guy.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2009, 03:52:59 pm »
Well, guess the Astros were just a little bit better today.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #87 on: August 27, 2009, 03:53:57 pm »
groundout (i looked away)

ASTROS WIN!

Shumaker grounds to SS for the last out.

Go Astros!

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #88 on: August 27, 2009, 03:54:07 pm »
Well, guess the Astros were just a little bit better today.

no, but they won anyway.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2009, 03:54:39 pm »
It's nice to flip the script on those bastards every now and again. 

Way to go Astros.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2009, 03:55:23 pm »
no, but they won anyway.

the astros had more fire tonight.
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2009, 03:56:44 pm »
the astros had more fire tonight.

BEST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!!!!

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2009, 03:57:55 pm »
BEST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!!!!

get ready for the playoff push!
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2009, 03:58:04 pm »
BEST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!!!!

It won't happen again!
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #95 on: August 27, 2009, 04:28:47 pm »
get ready for the playoff push!

Thank (insert the deity of your choice here) that Berkman called that team meeting!

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #96 on: August 27, 2009, 04:33:31 pm »
Thank (insert the deity of your choice here) that Berkman called that team meeting!

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #97 on: August 27, 2009, 05:59:51 pm »
Thank (insert the deity of your choice here) that Berkman called that team meeting!

Just in time for that sweet battle for second place with the Cubs.  That should save the season for everyone, including McLane.  Pam for sure.

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Re: FTC[o-ards], 8/27/09
« Reply #98 on: August 27, 2009, 10:53:34 pm »
I don't get it.  What's the punchline?

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