Author Topic: In the Tradition of True Attention Whores Everywhere... (Read 18571 times)

Andyzipp · « **on:** August 04, 2009, 08:52:57 am »

I'm having a birthday party and inviting ~~total strangers from the internet~~all my close friends from SnS (among other places...it won't be a total Sausage Fest.)

If you're so inclined...

Friday, August 7th
starting at around 7 in the evening...

Eighteen Twenty Bar
1820 Franklin Avenue
Houston, TX 77002

Stop by, watch the Astros and commandeer the jukebox...and maybe buy me a drink. Everyone is welcome.

Alkie · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:12:00 am »

Look. I only need to know two things:

Are there gonna be tits?
and
Do I get a radio show out of this?

Holly · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:15:46 am »

That's the one right next to Joystix, right? And I think this is one of the two unlimited gameplay weekends there, too.

Might swing by with the kiddo and husband

Which would you prefer, a mojito or an appletini? Maybe a wine cooler?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:16:01 am »

Quote from: Alkie on August 04, 2009, 09:12:00 am

Look. I only need to know two things:

Are there gonna be tits?
and
Do I get a radio show out of this?

There will be 23 tits. And I still don't know why they ask me to be on the radio, so I don't know how to get you a show.

Alkie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:17:48 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 04, 2009, 09:16:01 am

There will be 23 tits.

Including me?

Quote

And I still don't know why they ask me to be on the radio, so I don't know how to get you a show.

Oh, uh, it wasn't for me. It's, like, for a friend.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:20:01 am »

Quote from: Alkie on August 04, 2009, 09:17:48 am

Including me?

Oh, uh, it wasn't for me. It's, like, for a friend.

Oh. My bad. I can totally see how I misunderstood "Do I get a radio show out of this?"

Alkie · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:22:19 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 04, 2009, 09:20:01 am

Oh. My bad. I can totally see how I misunderstood "Do I get a radio show out of this?"

Apology accepted.

Fredia · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:31:05 am »

well have one for me since you took my birthday

Alkie · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:31:56 am »

Quote from: Fredia on August 04, 2009, 09:31:05 am

well have one for me since you took my birthday

Now see, that's the kind of crazy talk we've come to know and love. Glad you're back.

Limey · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:00:56 am »

It's somewhat appropriate that a thread with the term "Attention Whore" in the subject line has been mostly populated by Alkie...and now me.

Alkie · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:47:08 am »

Quote from: Limey on August 04, 2009, 10:00:56 am

It's somewhat appropriate that a thread with the term "Attention Whore" in the subject line has been mostly populated by Alkie...and now me.

You seriously say that as if you had to point it out.

MRaup · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:55:51 am »

Quote from: Limey on August 04, 2009, 10:00:56 am

It's somewhat appropriate that a thread with the term "Attention Whore" in the subject line has been mostly populated by Alkie...and now me.

When I saw the thread and who was posting in it, my first thought was "Where the hell is Limey?" and my second thought was, "I should probably post there".

Alkie · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:57:14 am »

Quote from: MRaup on August 04, 2009, 10:55:51 am

When I saw the thread and who was posting in it, my first thought was "Where the hell is Limey?" and my second thought was, "I should probably post there".

......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this thread is complete.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2009, 11:45:00 pm »

I'm having hernia surgery on that day. Happy birthday.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:50:03 pm »

Confirmed...Friday is PacMan Friday at Joystix...From 9pm to 2am...$15 unlimited plays...

So drunk at the bar, and then playing Centipede...

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:05:40 pm »

Just for the record, I will be commandeering the juke box, and you all will be forced to listen to copious amounts of Black Sabbath. If you buy me enough Scotch, I will throw in something peppy and uplifting, like Pink Floyd.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:12:59 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:05:40 pm

Just for the record, I will be commandeering the juke box, and you all will be forced to listen to copious amounts of Black Sabbath. If you buy me enough Scotch, I will throw in something peppy and uplifting, like Pink Floyd.

Just so long as there's none of that Lady Gaga shit...

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:18:23 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 05, 2009, 01:12:59 pm

Just so long as there's none of that Lady Gaga shit...

I don't even know what a "Lady Gaga" is. I know Radio Ga Ga, but if I go the Queen route, it will likely be something pre-1980.

Guinness · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:22:33 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:18:23 pm

I don't even know what a "Lady Gaga" is. I know Radio Ga Ga, but if I go the Queen route, it will likely be something pre-1980.

It's all you hear....

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:28:06 pm »

Quote from: Guinness on August 05, 2009, 01:22:33 pm

It's all you hear....

Not on Deep Tracks. But I just looked her up and now I know the song she does. Holy fuck that's the worst/most annoying "song" in the last 20 years. No wonder the kiddies love it. The worst part is, some Wikipedia yahoo compared her to David Bowie. Yeah, she reminds me of David Bowie the same way Miley Cyrus reminds me of Merle Haggard.

Guinness · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:36:30 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:28:06 pm

Not on Deep Tracks. But I just looked her up and now I know the song she does. Holy fuck that's the worst/most annoying "song" in the last 20 years. No wonder the kiddies love it. The worst part is, some Wikipedia yahoo compared her to David Bowie. Yeah, she reminds me of David Bowie the same way Miley Cyrus reminds me of Merle Haggard.

Well, that was a miss, but was it deliberate?

BatGirl · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:42:50 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:05:40 pm

Just for the record, I will be commandeering the juke box, and you all will be forced to listen to copious amounts of Black Sabbath. If you buy me enough Scotch, I will throw in something peppy and uplifting, like Pink Floyd.

didn't we discover that the jukebox contained
absolutely no dio when we were there last time?

Fredia · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:52:34 pm »

what is truly scary is that you know who miley cyrus is... hmmmm

Astroholic · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:03:41 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on August 05, 2009, 01:52:34 pm

what is truly scary is that you know who miley cyrus is... hmmmm

She's kin to Hanna Montana, right?

strosrays · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:11:51 pm »

Quote from: Astroholic on August 05, 2009, 02:03:41 pm

She's kin to Hanna Montana, right?

Think: Baby oil + Rachel Ray + Nancy Grace.

You're damn right he knows who Miley Cyrus is.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #25 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:04:03 pm »

Quote from: strosrays on August 05, 2009, 02:11:51 pm

Think: Baby oil + Rachel Ray + Nancy Grace.

No.

MRaup · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:06:22 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on August 05, 2009, 03:04:03 pm

No.

Okay, fine. Put 'em both in Wonder Woman costumes? Happy now?

BudGirl · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:08:21 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:28:06 pm

Not on Deep Tracks. But I just looked her up and now I know the song she does. Holy fuck that's the worst/most annoying "song" in the last 20 years. No wonder the kiddies love it. The worst part is, some Wikipedia yahoo compared her to David Bowie. Yeah, she reminds me of David Bowie the same way Miley Cyrus reminds me of Merle Haggard.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

you don't consider that good lyrics?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:00:07 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on August 05, 2009, 01:52:34 pm

what is truly scary is that you know who miley cyrus is... hmmmm

I know *a* Miley Cyrus song because my niece sang it at her HS graduation. My niece is a WAY better singer than Miley Cyrus.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #29 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:01:19 pm »

Quote from: Guinness on August 05, 2009, 01:36:30 pm

Well, that was a miss, but was it deliberate?

It was a big time swing and miss. I'd better sit my ass on the bench now.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #30 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:01:22 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 05, 2009, 03:08:21 pm

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

you don't consider that good lyrics?

Those are real lyrics? ugh

MusicMan · « **Reply #31 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:03:38 pm »

Quote from: strosrays on August 05, 2009, 02:11:51 pm

Think: Baby oil + Rachel Ray + Nancy Grace.

You're damn right he knows who Miley Cyrus is.

Putting Rachel Ray and Nancy Grace together is like combining matter and antimatter.

strosrays · « **Reply #32 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:25:05 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on August 05, 2009, 04:03:38 pm

Putting Rachel Ray and Nancy Grace together is like combining matter and antimatter.

I think that's what the baby oil is for.

JackAstro · « **Reply #33 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:56:09 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 01:28:06 pm

Miley Cyrus reminds me of Merle Haggard.

YOU TOO?!? Thought I was the only one.

Limey · « **Reply #34 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:23:23 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on August 05, 2009, 03:04:03 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

FIFY

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #35 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:04:33 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on August 05, 2009, 03:04:03 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

YTMNDIFY

JimR · « **Reply #36 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:00:09 pm »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 05, 2009, 06:04:33 pm

YTMNDIFY

why did i click on that link?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #37 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:05:12 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 05, 2009, 01:42:50 pm

didn't we discover that the jukebox contained
absolutely no dio when we were there last time?

That was before we discovered it had online library options. I think you can get pretty much any song. We'll load up some Dio too.

BatGirl · « **Reply #38 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:12:51 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 09:05:12 pm

That was before we discovered it had online library options. I think you can get pretty much any song. We'll load up some Dio too.

holy diver, that sounds like a plan!

Beauty Queen · « **Reply #39 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:29:28 pm »

Is everyone really invited?

strosrays · « **Reply #40 on:** August 06, 2009, 12:05:16 am »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 05, 2009, 09:12:51 pm

holy diver, that sounds like a plan!

Will the jukebox play backwards?

subnuclear · « **Reply #41 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:02:02 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on August 05, 2009, 04:03:38 pm

Putting Rachel Ray and Nancy Grace together is like combining matter and antimatter.

If you are curious, that would create an explosion with the energy equivalent of 2100 megatons of TNT, or about 4000 nuclear warheads going off simultaneously.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #42 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:56:44 am »

Can't make it. I'll be down too long in the midnight sea.

Limey · « **Reply #43 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:28:51 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 05, 2009, 09:05:12 pm

That was before we discovered it had online library options. I think you can get pretty much any song. We'll load up some Dio too.

You shouldn't have told me that.

Limey · « **Reply #44 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:30:52 am »

Quote from: Beauty Queen on August 05, 2009, 11:29:28 pm

Is everyone really invited?

It's a free country so, yup, even The Hoff.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #45 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:33:21 am »

Quote from: Limey on August 06, 2009, 10:28:51 am

You shouldn't have told me that.

1. I'm not too worried. I'm pretty sure I could take you.

2. I don't think the online library extends to Culture Club and Pet Shop Boys.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #46 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:35:46 am »

We'll be there, although Mrs. GBB's eyes started to glaze a little bit when I started to rave about Joystix.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #47 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:45:48 am »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 06, 2009, 10:35:46 am

We'll be there, although Mrs. GBB's eyes started to glaze a little bit when I started to rave about Joystix.

She can sit and look on disapprovingly with my wife.

BudGirl · « **Reply #48 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:46:38 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 06, 2009, 10:45:48 am

She can sit and look on disapprovingly with my wife.

I have a feeling they won't be the only two doing that.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #49 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:47:49 am »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 06, 2009, 10:46:38 am

I have a feeling they won't be the only two doing that.

Are their joystix that disappointing?

BudGirl · « **Reply #50 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:49:15 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 06, 2009, 10:47:49 am

Are their joystix that disappointing?

I know nothing about their joystix. Don't want to know anything either.

BatGirl · « **Reply #51 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:00:43 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 06, 2009, 10:47:49 am

Are their joystix that disappointing?

i thought the kids were all
calling it a disco stick these days

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #52 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:01:12 am »

Sounds like a lot of fun, too bad I don't live in Houston. Will Alan Thicke be there?

Limey · « **Reply #53 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:02:13 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 06, 2009, 10:33:21 am

1. I'm not too worried. I'm pretty sure I could take you.

2. I don't think the online library extends to Culture Club and Pet Shop Boys.

I was thinking more Milk Kan and David Cronenberg's Wife.

AtascAstro · « **Reply #54 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:59:32 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 06, 2009, 10:45:48 am

She can sit and look on disapprovingly with my wife.

Always watching. Smiling. Judging. Look at the baby-look at the baby.

T. J. · « **Reply #55 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:23:50 pm »

When is this party ending? I'm going to the Astros game, but could stop in after.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #56 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:36:53 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on August 06, 2009, 09:23:50 pm

When is this party ending? I'm going to the Astros game, but could stop in after.

I'd assume after midnight...but maybe later...

chuck · « **Reply #57 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:41:26 pm »

The cat is indeed having its kittens now. Maybe I'll call one of them Andres.

Anybody want a kitten?

BudGirl · « **Reply #58 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:45:18 pm »

one is enough for this cat lady. good luck finding homes though.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #59 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:54:36 pm »

Quote from: chuck on August 06, 2009, 09:41:26 pm

The cat is indeed having its kittens now. Maybe I'll call one of them Andres.

As long as you choose the least intelligent one...

chuck · « **Reply #60 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:01:44 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 06, 2009, 09:54:36 pm

As long as you choose the least intelligent one...

Hard to tell at this point. Several of them are having a difficult time finding a teat.

Seriously, have fun tomorrow, sorry I can't make it.

BudGirl · « **Reply #61 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:19:02 am »

Happy Birthday Andy!!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #62 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:26:39 am »

Happy birthday Andy! I wish I could make the party, I'm sure you will all have a great time.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #63 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:45:13 am »

Happy Andymas!

gleach · « **Reply #64 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:46:13 am »

Happy Birthday, Zipper.

JimR · « **Reply #65 on:** August 07, 2009, 09:51:34 am »

Happy Andymas!

Limey · « **Reply #66 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:00:27 am »

Quote from: chuck on August 06, 2009, 09:41:26 pm

The cat is indeed having its kittens now. Maybe I'll call one of them Andres.

Anybody want a kitten?

I don't speak Spanish.

DVauthrin · « **Reply #67 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:14:10 am »

Happy Birthday, Zipp.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #68 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:00:21 am »

Thanks everyone. Hope to see a lot of you tonight!

Limey · « **Reply #69 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:01:04 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 07, 2009, 11:00:21 am

Thanks everyone. Hope to see a lot of you tonight!

Sorry, but I'm keeping my clothes on, thankyouverymuch.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #70 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:01:42 am »

Quote from: Limey on August 07, 2009, 11:01:04 am

Sorry, but I'm keeping my clothes on, thankyouverymuch.

You say that now...

strosrays · « **Reply #71 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:15:02 am »

Merry Andymas

Andyzipp · « **Reply #72 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:23:22 am »

Quote from: strosrays on August 07, 2009, 11:15:02 am

Merry Andymas

Thank you. The customary rituals have begun. Cats are shaved, patchouli is warmed, Poles are greased....

MusicMan · « **Reply #73 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:24:56 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on August 07, 2009, 11:23:22 am

Thank you. The customary rituals have begun. Cats are shaved, patchouli is warmed, Poles are greased....

We'll start with the airing of grievances.

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

MRaup · « **Reply #74 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:33:40 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on August 07, 2009, 11:24:56 am

We'll start with the airing of grievances.

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

And now the customary attempting to catch the greased up deaf guy.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #75 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:34:45 am »

Quote from: MRaup on August 07, 2009, 11:33:40 am

And now the customary attempting to catch the greased up deaf guy.

Neva gonnna catch ne!

chuck · « **Reply #76 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:14:14 pm »

Quote from: Limey on August 07, 2009, 10:00:27 am

I don't speak Spanish.

I'll name one of them Nigel. He's all yours.

T. J. · « **Reply #77 on:** August 08, 2009, 08:07:50 am »

Great party last night Zipp. Thanks for the open-invite. It was nice to meet everyone.

Is today AndyBoxing Day?

BudGirl · « **Reply #78 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:23:04 am »

It was fun. I hope everyone that got a cookie liked them.

It was great meeting TJ and seeing the new parents out and about. I just wish they had some pictures of Gwen to share.

BatGirl · « **Reply #79 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:47:42 am »

how the FUCK did i not get a cookie?

BudGirl · « **Reply #80 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:08:17 pm »

Guess you were playing PacMan.

I also forgot to mention. I was so surprised to hear Hudson's selection of Kayne West. Just shocking.

BatGirl · « **Reply #81 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:41:51 pm »

harder
better
faster
stronger

wait
you heard that, too?
i thought it was the stella talking

also
what is the plural of artois?

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #82 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:12:52 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 08, 2009, 02:41:51 pm

also
what is the plural of artois?

Drunk.

DVauthrin · « **Reply #83 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:37:10 pm »

Awesome party Andy. Thanks for the open invite.

Holly · « **Reply #84 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:31:45 am »

Sorry I missed most of y'all, but it was good to see those who were there early.