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I don't know if you people deserve this
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:19:17 am »
this is maybe the greatest, most fascinating, most hilarious video ever.  it's an infomercial for the insane clown posse's upcoming music festival.  seriously, i don't know if you guys and gals are ready for it because it's that good.  watch the entire thing!, don't just stop after a minute or two because you will not "get the gist of it" and you will miss out.  to that end, don't just watch it once, watch it at least twice maybe three times if you can.  i know you people have jobs, but this will help get you through your day and the rest of your lives:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 11:24:31 am »
My favorite part is when she mentions the one wrestler and the other announcer immediately says "I hate that guy". This must be the most bizarre way to spend a weekend imaginable.
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Re: I don't know if you people deserve this
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 11:45:21 am »
My favorite part is when she mentions the one wrestler and the other announcer immediately says "I hate that guy". This must be the most bizarre way to spend a weekend imaginable.

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 01:13:14 pm »
I don't know who came up with that insane combination of events and activities, but that's some bizarre shit.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 01:28:48 pm »
Be sure to bring plenty of Powerthirst. Or possibly Powerthirst Rocket Edition. Then play some Super Bingo between sets.
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Re: I don't know if you people deserve this
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 01:47:21 pm »
Be sure to bring plenty of Powerthirst. Or possibly Powerthirst Rocket Edition. Then play some Super Bingo between sets.

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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 01:52:45 pm »
Be sure to bring plenty of Powerthirst. Or possibly Powerthirst Rocket Edition. Then play some Super Bingo between sets.

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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 02:11:08 pm »
If 400 Babies come out of this weekend, then Idiocracy is one step closer to being a documentary.

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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 03:07:03 pm »
If 400 Babies come out of this weekend, then Idiocracy is one step closer to being a documentary.

I really wanted to like that movie.  I really tried, but the acting...my god, the acting was truly horrid.

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 04:39:18 pm »
You expected acting in a movie with the mumbly Wilson brother AND a grown man named Dax?
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 06:01:05 pm »
this is maybe the greatest, most fascinating, most hilarious video ever.  it's an infomercial for the insane clown posse's upcoming music festival.  seriously, i don't know if you guys and gals are ready for it because it's that good.  watch the entire thing!, don't just stop after a minute or two because you will not "get the gist of it" and you will miss out.  to that end, don't just watch it once, watch it at least twice maybe three times if you can.  i know you people have jobs, but this will help get you through your day and the rest of your lives:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk



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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 04:20:57 pm »
How many of you guys are going to grow some fucking balls and go to this?

I can't believe I was bored enough to watch that.
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 04:22:21 pm »
How many of you guys are going to grow some fucking balls and go to this?

I can't believe I was bored enough to watch that.

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 04:27:30 pm »
I would love to leave work early.  thanks.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 04:33:42 pm »
How many of you guys are going to grow some fucking balls and go to this?

I can't believe I was bored enough to watch that.

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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 04:37:56 pm »
I can't believe I was bored enough to watch that.

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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 04:40:47 pm »
IMO, sweet sugar slam is beyond lame.
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 04:56:45 pm »
IMO, sweet sugar slam is beyond lame.

You aren't kidding.  LAME.
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