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The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« on: June 26, 2009, 08:49:54 pm »
Just sitting around on a Friday night with nothing to do. But at least I ain't Michael Jackson.

We'll pick this up in the bottom of the 5th......

Migs flies out to a short haired Mags in right.

Lee flies out to the same short haired Mags in right.

Twinkie walks

Pence grounds out to 2nd.

4-2 Tiggers
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 08:51:33 pm »
This broadcast cannot be disseminated, whatever that means without expressed written consent of the Detroit Tigers.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 08:52:27 pm »
Pudge is up at 6:30 every morning walking through the house with a cup of coffee. Even when the Stros are on the road?
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 08:58:35 pm »
Some dude hits one off the wall in left, Lee barehands and holds him to a single.

AE is up. Laird is the some dude.

Brownie says AE is on a nice RBI pace of 27....hmmmmmmm

Wandy is still pitching unless he come in in relief which with Coop as the manager you never know if you didnt catch the game from the beginning......


Miggy robs AE of a single up the middle flips to Kaz. AE beats it out at 1st. 1 out AE on first.

Verlander up and is bunting.

Verlander bunts to Wandy and is out at first.

Some chick is getting hugged by a dude while Paul Browboski? claps behind them.

Granderson up and Wandy makes him look stupid.

Going to the bottom of the 6th.


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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 09:02:12 pm »
Minute Maid enhanced juice apparently makes you admit to fathering kids you didn't know you had.

It's not summer without Bud Light Lime.

You also cannot disseminate the contents of the game without the expressed written consent of the Houston Astros. Thats alot of permission letters you gotta get to dissiminate.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 09:14:28 pm »
Well, a double play wasn't exactly what we were hoping for there.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 09:14:53 pm »
Hope you're not lonely here in the GZ.

Did AE get a nice round of applause when he came up?

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 09:15:04 pm »
Bottom of the 6th.

Pudge doubles down the right field line. 533rd of his career.

Think Green......Waste Management. Sometimes my waste is green.

Kaz bunts and is thrown out at 1st....Pudge to 3rd.

Matt Kata pinch hits for Wandy and fouls one into the seats that some guy with a beer in his hand and 1000 of them in his belly catches. The kids around him are asking him for his beer apparently. Hope he don't contribute to the delinquency of some minors.

Yessss.......Kata singles in Pudge. Verlander is excused.

Cavemen bank with Capital One. Put Texaco in your car.

nate Robertson in to pitch. He looks like Todd Jones in a mirror.

Bourn singles to right Kata to 2nd.

Robertson is excused. Zach Minor in. Maybe the good guys will contribute to the shellacking of a Minor.

Keppinger hits into a double play. Crap!!!!!!!!!





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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 09:16:31 pm »
Hope you're not lonely here in the GZ.

Did AE get a nice round of applause when he came up?
Not really. They just kinda acted like he was just another Tigger.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 09:17:06 pm »
One of ya'll take over for a few minutes. My spaghetti is done.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 09:20:43 pm »
This highly unstable pseudo-pbp is coming to you via the miracle of gamecast:

Polanco grounds to short.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 09:21:20 pm »
And Cabrera flies out.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 09:21:45 pm »
Did you guys hear Cabrera flied out?

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 09:30:18 pm »
Top of the 7th:

Arias Relieved Wandy (6 IP, 4 runs, 1 goofy expression that never changes)

Polanco grounded out to short

Cabrera flied out to right (I thought he was a brave)

Thames walked, was lifted for a runner (Anderson)

Inge singled to center

Ordonez grounded out to short.

0 runs, 1 hit, 2 left
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 09:31:26 pm »
Hope the spaghetti was good.

I'm being summoned to help get the kiddos in bed.

And you've got a little sauce on your shirt.


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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 09:49:24 pm »
Hope the spaghetti was good.

I'm being summoned to help get the kiddos in bed.

And you've got a little sauce on your shirt.


Spaghetti was scrumptious and I have alot of sauce on my shirt.

Byrdak strikes out some dude.

Some other dude on 2nd. 2 outs.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 09:51:59 pm »
Granderson is up Pudge tries to pick off Laird, the some dude again, at 2nd and hits him.

Granderson walks
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 09:52:54 pm »
Coop comes out, licks his moustache, and beckons Sampson from the pen.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 10:01:41 pm »
Somebody got out while I was whizzing. Bottom of the 8th. Tiggers 4-3
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 10:02:23 pm »
Josh Amderson crashes into wall chasing a Pudge foul. Wasn't he an Astro?
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 10:03:32 pm »
Pudge fouls off a 101 mph fastball from Zumaya. 101? Good grief.

Pudge flies out to right.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2009, 10:04:33 pm »
Zumaya has some impressively ugly facial hair on his mug shot.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:04 pm »
I just realized that I have nearly 2100 posts and have never really said anything.

Kaz singles to left.

Come on boys its rally time.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2009, 10:12:58 pm »
Erstad up to pinch hit.

And he's swinging at everything. I think if Zumaya faked him out and didn't even throw the ball Erstad would swing.

Erstad walks and so does Bourn.

bases loaded
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2009, 10:13:30 pm »
Keppinger up. Please don't hit into a DP again.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2009, 10:15:12 pm »
Good grief....Zumaya can't throw a strike but the ump means he is going to.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2009, 10:15:47 pm »
3-2 count.

Keppinger walks....Game tied.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2009, 10:16:31 pm »
In case you missed it, Bourn made another fantastic catch in the first.  Be sure to check it out in tonight's highlights
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2009, 10:17:11 pm »
Good grief....Zumaya can't throw a strike but the ump means he is going to.
My gamecast strikezone clearly showed the first "strike" low out of the strike zone.

I think we've got enough evidence for a class-action suit.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2009, 10:17:37 pm »
Pudge fouls off a 101 mph fastball from Zumaya. 101? Good grief.

Pudge flies out to right.

I believe we saw some 102s as well.  There is a message in there somewhere.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2009, 10:19:15 pm »
Did you guys hear Cabrera flied out?

(See what I did there?)

Damn, I was going to use "Cabrera's the first baseman" at some point during the series.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2009, 10:19:50 pm »
Miggy flies out to the wall. Good guys lead 5-4.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2009, 10:21:04 pm »
The team had their rally caps on.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2009, 10:22:28 pm »
LaTroy working his 4th straight day comes in to close the door. Wonder why not Valverde?
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2009, 10:22:59 pm »
The team had their rally caps on.

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2009, 10:23:17 pm »
pa pa pa pa pa poker face......
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2009, 10:24:13 pm »
And you thought you'd never really said anything.
I'm just repeating JackAstro so I still have not ever said anything.....

Has it been reported that Cabrera singled to left and smoked the ball in doing so.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2009, 10:24:56 pm »
I have a bad feeling about Hawkins closing this game. I hope I am wrong.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2009, 10:26:05 pm »
Inge hits it short and they didn't turn the DP. Inge on 1st with 1 out.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2009, 10:27:01 pm »
Inge hits it short and they didn't turn the DP. Inge Anderson on 1st with 1 out.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2009, 10:27:42 pm »
Anderson steals 2nd on a very questionable call. Inge up.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2009, 10:28:36 pm »
Inge flies out to Erstad in left. 2 out. Anderson on 2nd.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2009, 10:29:50 pm »
Meeting on the mound. Raburn ph'ing for Santiago.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2009, 10:31:01 pm »
Raburn grounds out to Miggy. GOOD GUYS WIN! GOOD GUYS WIN! GOOD GUYS WIN!
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2009, 10:34:14 pm »
Excellent!

Thanks for the pbp JCIII

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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 10:35:22 pm »
Nice comeback. thanks for being an audience of 1, Big D.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2009, 11:54:32 pm »
Tying up loose ends... Yes, Anderson was an Astro. Traded for Villarreal, I think?

Footer tweeted that AE got some nice applause.
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2009, 03:14:38 am »
Enjoyed the GZ here JCIII and AFiBD.  Thanks.

As for AE, IMO he was warmly greeted (as he should have been).
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Re: The Tiggers come to Houston. (6/26/09)
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2009, 08:47:25 am »
By the time I saw AE it was the 6th. I'm sure the first time up he was greeted warmly. At least I hope he was.
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