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Scientific breakthrough
« on: June 14, 2009, 02:37:54 pm »
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 03:08:37 pm »
I am trying to validate these findings right now.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 07:21:45 pm »
can you imagine if they replace gator aid with beer in the dug out at ball games.. oh my
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 07:26:37 pm »
No offense but I think you've been cabrera'd:

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."  - Benjamin Franklin....

I'll take Ben Franklin over any fancy-pants scientist any day. 
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 08:23:58 pm »
Quote from: S.P. Rodriguez on June 14, 2009, 07:26:37 pm
No offense but I think you've been cabrera'd:

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."  - Benjamin Franklin....

I'll take Ben Franklin over any fancy-pants scientist any day. 

Ben Franklin was one of the premier scientists of his day.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 08:43:26 pm »
Quote from: subnuclear on June 14, 2009, 08:23:58 pm
Ben Franklin was one of the premier scientists of his day.

He's on money, and was never President.  That's all you need to know.  He was also pre-law.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 08:47:25 pm »
Quote from: Limey on June 14, 2009, 08:43:26 pm
He's on money, and was never President.  That's all you need to know.  He was also pre-law.

Also, he slept with 20,000 women and once scored 3,000 points in a single game.   True.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2009, 08:49:41 pm »
He also got 99 tacos for 2 cents.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2009, 08:50:39 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on June 14, 2009, 08:49:41 pm
He also got 99 tacos for 2 cents.

Crunchy, soft or puffy?
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 08:51:45 pm »
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2009, 08:58:26 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on June 14, 2009, 08:49:41 pm
He also got 99 tacos for 2 cents.

I heard he had like 30 goddamn dicks.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 09:31:02 pm »
He didn't always drink beer, but when he did, he drank lots.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2009, 09:36:35 pm »
Quote from: Limey on June 14, 2009, 09:31:02 pm
He didn't always drink beer, but when he did, he drank lots.

He could go months between shits.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 10:44:16 am »
He invented horses.
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Re: Scientific breakthrough
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 10:48:59 am »
Yeah, beer hydrates you so much better...for about 20 minutes.  Then it hydrates the toilet!
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